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Score: 2

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Self-n♥m && f♥r. I'm pretty much useless. It took me 8 months to realize that my UnTunes song got featured and is still up there on the UnTunes page. How clueless is that? Ban this ignorant mofo. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 16:44 6 Jan, 2008)

AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Ggarfield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1


Score: +3 reincarnations of dead horses

George W. Bush (TalkContribsBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +151,654,001 stupid presidents elected into office


Score: +4 connections reset by him
  • Nom & Strong For The idiot keeps on reseting my IRC connections way too much. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:59, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For He just kicked me while I was typing this! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:29, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For He keeps killing my friends... To hell with that little bitch... --ıʇɐʇsoɹʇɔəʅə-- ϞϞϞ - 03:55, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For The bastard has been playing games ever since he got here Finnius.png

LotofLOLS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 people who are GAY!

Nom & For Requested that his vanity/attack article be deleted and for creating the article in the first place. --NXWave 01:32, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Um, he's infibanned --Æ 01:33, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Withdrawing nom. --NXWave 07:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Keysniper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 Person that wants him dead
  • Self-Nom and For - He is the craziest person on this site, must be banned imediatly... or be taken into a mental facility, what ever comes first!--Keysniper 20:12, 12 December 2007 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: +5 EPIC LULZ!

AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and For - I want to DOUBLE the odds of myself getting banned--Æ 18:08, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 Uncyclopedians

EugeneKay (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 wankers of the month
  • Nom and F or - this user needlessly votes against EVERY SINGLE article on VFH without a good reason[1]
    1. Default is not a reason, thank you very much
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't know how to read, I mean, he nominated Cajek for FFS but he was already nominated! Writes no quality content. Deserves to be banned--Æ 23:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Striking bad-faith nom. Come on now, guys. Chill. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:24, Dec 9
    Striking bad-faith strike. Come on guys, it's a joke.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:12, 10 December 2007 (UTC)  
  • For User is a gigantic asshat, Nominated Cajek for ban despite him already being nominated. Does nothing but tell other writers how bad their articles are, and don't deserve to be on the front page. Has some fucked-up belief that an article must be exceptionally good, not just decent to be on the front page. Works against the spirit of the rules. Frequently nominates random IPs for banning. Oh, and his constant trolling on IRC is just beyond belief.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:12, 10 December 2007 (UTC)  

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 girl(s) passing gas
  • Delete no damn apparent reason Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:09, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Eh?

MediaWiki default (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom & For--Æ 18:09, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Aw hell yeah Unregistered bot. Also hasn't made a single funny contribution in all his thousands of edits. --YeOldeLuke 03:33, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Same user was already banninated here. When did en: become the dumping ground for every wikireject from every other wiki? --21:34, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment - Did you know there is a policy titled UN:N? Did you know you are violating it?--Æ 21:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 weirdos
  • self Nom & For - who deserves this more? Nominated MediaWiki default for FFS and is a total wanker in general. We need such an award to teach this user his lesson--Æ 18:09, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  • DELORTED!! PWN! n00bz!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 2) @ 18:14
  • For. The symbol "æ" is the mark of the beast. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:31, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For As per Kip. --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 17:35, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I'm tempted to vote...but you ain't done nothing wrong other than by my rival for NoTM, so abstain. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For This AE milk tastes funny. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:41, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment - because it is funny, it makes me LOL --Æ 20:57, 12 January 2008 (UTC)


Score: +1 Spies
  • Nom & For - We gotta stop those Wikipedians from spying around here!--Keysniper 21:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia is unnecessary. I prefer good old gut feelings.   Le Cejak <->
  • Againsit - Pepole, lets not be stupid.Only the President can ban Wikipedia--Someguyudontknow 03:11, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

(Dec 2) @ 18:14

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Sawblade5 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 People that been sawed into 5 pieces

Uncyclopedia (TalkContribsBlock (rem lst all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 idiots not taking banning seriously

Administrator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 misleading usernames
Comment: *points gun at Insineratehymn* Well, that wouldn't be fair now, especially since he self-nommed, now would it? --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png 30px-Sucrose_b.gif WH 18:20, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • No thanks let's not get crazy.   Le Cejak <-> 20:11, 11 November 2007 (UTC)


Score: +2 Depressed users

Al Gore (TalkContribsBlock (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

CATS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 moved zigs

MrMetalFLower (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 fagged-up lumps of steel
  • Self-nom and for I hate him! Everyone hates him! The UnNews namespace hates him more! User:MrMetalFLower/sig Not him
  • Against. Lookibg at his contribs. He reverted vandalism on 2 articles.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 09:30, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Actually it's a lot more than that :P ALOT. Curses xD User:MrMetalFLower/sig

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 rick-rolled parakeets

Manforman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -3 Active Voters
  • NOM AND FOR - Always making too many noms everywhere else. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:27, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Against He's toned it down on VFD. I don't think his noms on other pages seem like much of a problem. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - I only want to win this award once, not twice.--Sir Manforman CUN 21:00, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Against M4M not want this award! Bad award is it yes. --Manofman 22:42, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Against This award can suck my balls. --Womanofman 22:42, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Please Close this vote as Manforman got himself totally Pwned by Famine. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 11:09, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Lol. Elassint Throw things at me 15:50, 10 November 2007 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: +5 free iPods
Did you read the rest of the vote? —Hinoa talk.kun 05:56, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. If I could meet him face to face, I'd murder him with my bare hands, but I can't do that since he's only an IP. -->:( 05:39, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Drama (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 users who are the source of all the problems on this site
  • NOM AND FOR - He needs to go WAY BAD!! Just look at all the ruckus he caused on this website. DEATH! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:26, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For But temporarily. A little bit of Drama once and a while is good for the body. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:29, Jan. 17, 2008

Capercorn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 users with annoying sibilings
  • Nom and For - Seriously, take a look at all of the pointless things that I've he's done. He lead a failed BENSON resistance. He made everybody become obsessed with SPARTA once more. I mean, just look through his contribs, I'll bet you can find lots o stuff. --Nobody in particular 13:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Agianst - Unless you can find indeniable proof that he truely needs to be banned, This counts as a no-no. If you want to get an award for the behavior he's had, Try UGoTM. --NXWave 05:07, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Self-nom and For - I still didn't remove {{FFS}} from my userpage, so I think I'll go again. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 00:04, October 28, 2007
  • For He removed the link on his userpage to his personal wiki when I told him I joined. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:41, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Having the word "Winkler" on his user page, Oh shit now I'm gonna be blocked for 5 minutes. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 22:16, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) (2nd nom)

Score: +2 Failed talk page flamewars
  • Nom and for This jerk has been falsely accusing me of hating him because I voted against all of his VFH noms. However, this is a LIE! I voted against every page on VFH, not just his! See my talk page for more of this shenanigans! BAN HIM!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   23:14, 9 December 2007 (UTC)  
    Post-comment: Apparently he was already nominated, but maybe having him nominated twice will make him twice as likely to be banninated! Woo!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)  
  1. Total baninations! Two of them, hopefully!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 10 / 01:59)

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and for This guy is a total asshole. --General Insineratehymn 17:00, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Strong as per above! Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:10, 27 October 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • YEAH! WOO! ...uh, what's going on?   Le Cejak <-> 22:06, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Bread makes me constipated. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • for i eat bread Fou-Lu (EDIT: lol, i didn't write this) 13:02, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I hate this guy. He IS a total asshole.--Uncreative Username 21:11, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

AAA! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Nom and for - An annoying pre-teen with mental problems.--Uncreative Username 21:08, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For - and his username is more uncreative than Uncreative Username! Take that as ironic!--Æ 15:23, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This pathetic bastard hasn't done anything useful lately. He definitely deserves this. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:49, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 - hE MAKE i cry whEn he vote aaaginst my shity drawlings. BanisH him form this glaxixy!! --AmericanBastard 23:29, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote 2*2 This way I can be the ultimate gamer. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:11, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
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