Another n00b (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote Self-nom What does this fatass do? bollock all! to hell with me! - Another n00b 21:09, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Staircase (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote For. Dude has been gone for a long time. Haven't seen him on the site and I miss him because he was so cool and handsome, and it's driving me crazy. Give him a good ban so he can come back more often.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:18, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo&maxus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom Yep. The nomination everyone was waiting for has finally come here. --~ Myg Myg2 19:01, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Eh, you ask for it enough as it is, but... why not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:56, 20 January 2011

Лёва Корова (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 stalkers

Scofield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1
  • Symbol for vote Nom&For Goodbye, cruel world! --Scofield 15:39, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Withdrawing Nom Mordillo already "joke-banned" me! Haw haw! --Scofield 13:16, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Naw. You're not that bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:56, 20 January 2011

Mrowa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 people trying to get someone who really doesn't deserve it banned
  • Symbol for vote For. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:28, 13 December, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. For Fuck Sakes YES!! DJ Mixerr 03:23, January 20, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
  • Symbol for vote For. That'll teach you to mess with ma VFH noms fool! --Scofield 15:14, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 need more love

zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. I dunno. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:56, 10 December, 2010
    For. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:28, 13 December, 2010

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 cabbage

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 I'm running out of people to nominate
  • Symbol for vote For. He's so nice... how does he manage to be so nice all the time? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:31, 9 December, 2010
Extremely powerful drugs, actually. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:33, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Oh... and without them... what? O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:49, 9 December, 2010
Funny you should ask, as I decided not to take them today just to see what happened. So far, I've beaten up seven elderly ladies, spat on several babies and punched a paraplegic in the face. Now I'm beginning to feel quite violent. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:39, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Interesting... could this violence perhaps be applied to a grander scale? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:53, 10 December, 2010

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 adminattis

HELPME (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 dead people

Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 men made of magic

Sannse (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 self-declared dickheads

Ajraddatz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 wikian anti-vandally thingies
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for. He keeps beating me to the vandals. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101117 - 04:22 (UTC)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 overstatements
  • Symbol delete vote Nom and against. He's an arse. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 00:04 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Tophat headless 14:57, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Yes, finish him! Then when he has been forgotten, I will take credit for ALL HIS WORK! Hahahahaha! --Scofield 13:12, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 people who want this fellow's name changed to SPEIK
  • RedCheckMark Nom and fore. You know how they say, don't shoot the messenger? Screw that, let's hang the UnNews guy. Just because. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 23:19 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Against. Screw that. And didn't you open a vote in the Forum to have my name changed to something else? Spıke Ѧ 02:22 6-Nov-10
    No, I'm pretty sure that was Hyperbole. *points up* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 02:25 (UTC)
    You're right; you were merely the last voter. So can't youse agree on a single misspelling? Spıke Ѧ 02:27 6-Nov-10
    Honestly, I forgot how he spelled it, couldn't be bothered to check, and just took a wild guess. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 02:29 (UTC)
    Better use of your time: Lobby to let me have Spike; he signed on once in 2006 and did no edits. (I've tried and failed.) This could have been me looking around, and could account for my deja vu, but my usual passwords don't work. Spıke Ѧ 02:37 6-Nov-10
    D'oh... but how could I have any more luck than you did? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 02:44 (UTC)
    Well, if we all start guessing, one of us is going to guess it eventually, right? It's like that thing with the monkeys typing Shakespearean plays. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:48, 6 November 2010
    Would we devise a truly funny Uncyclopedia article first? or the Shakespearan play? Spıke Ѧ 03:02 6-Nov-10
    Hmm, it sounds pretty unlikely, but given enough time we might succeed. In the mean time, you can enjoy having a website which rightfully belongs to you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:06, 6 November 2010
    Those bastards! They paid off Spike Lee for the possible infringement of his service mark. I never got a dime. Spıke Ѧ 03:20 6-Nov-10

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 week ban
  • Symbol for vote i *bleep*ing hate him. He's an admin and I know there's a loophole but tough, nobody cares. --Poiz, look in my info? 22:33, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Or we could stab him... wait, this one's not a zombie; that may not work as well. Nevermind. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 23:19 (UTC)
  • Burn the witch! Burn the witch! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:56, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
    Okay. *sets Zombiebaron on fire* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 00:04 (UTC)

*Symbol against vote Seriously, leave our chief WELL ALONE, full stop. Kiko4564 12:52, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

  • You know what? Symbol for vote For, just to cancel out that guy above. He irritates me, and if anywhere is the place for voting out of pure spite, methinks it is most certainly here. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 14:54 (UTC)
    Eh, still partly my fault; I thought I'd cleaned up after it, but I guess I missed that one. Sorry about that. Restored now, though. Whatever... it means. o_O What does it mean? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 17:00 (UTC)
    Well...nothing. I mean something but I don't know what. Anyway, thanks for putting that guy in Ban patrol. Wait, why did I thanked you? I could do it myself too --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:07, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fascist scumbag - That's a good enough reason isn't it? P.S. This is Kiko4564 from an IP and thanks anon admin for giving me some words to say :). Good day people :). 16:13, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
    That anon admin was me. Chief you Nazi, I bet you masturbate over pictures of Hitler. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:18, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 reverts and one mistakenly made accusation of a violation of the sockpuppet policy which has been retracted.

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 mask
  • Nom and for. Fellow's been running and hiding and scurrying around like nobody's business the past couple of days. He must be up to something. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 03:19 (UTC)

Kiko4564 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 stroppy teenagers
  • Nom and whatnot... for nominating an admin, nominating himself, and then removing himself. Mostly for removing himself before I could vote against him. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 20:46 (UTC)
  • Against A-I already got banned by Chief (best not argue with him) and b- even Zombiebaron, the aforementioned admin actually voted for himself to be banned, c- you were going to oppose the aforementioned ban, not support it, d -no one really cares about the loophole and finally e- this is for joke bans. If you seriously believe I (or anyone else) have breached uncyclopedia's policies (BTW, the ignorable policy thing is a joke, the policies are actually serious), then report the aforementioned rule breacher (or me if I am them) to ban patrol which is for serious bans. BTW, I am Kiko4564 editing out of his account from his dynamic IP. 10:43, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Aye, I was going to oppose it. But you deprived me of the pleasure, so now I want you banned. Again. Asking for it doesn't count. And Zombiebaron's a nut; don't mind him... unless you want to, or something. Or if he gets annoyed. An annoyed zombiebaron might be scary... or can zombies get annoyed? This could bear investigation... Also, I'm calling you an IP because when not logged in, you are an IP. Good day. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 15:49 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark Quit being a wuss. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:49, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. You wouldn't like me when I get annoyed. I grow like three times my normal size and shoot hummus out of my eyes and nostrils. I also smell mysteriously like peaches all over my body. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:05, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
    He's right. And you can't get it off in the shower. As it were. Spıke Ѧ 14:42 6-Nov-10
  • Symbol against vote Against Strike out your false acusations and threats, please. Kiko4564 12:42, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
    Two things... one, stop taking joke bans seriously, please. Two, you already voted, although since you weren't logged in... eh, well, you only get one vote as a user. Three... what's with all the packets of mustard in your fridge? Er, I mean, I didn't break into your house and raid your fridge, of course not. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 14:59 (UTC)
  • User has been banned anyhow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:24, 31 December 2010

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Zombiebaron
  • Symbol for vote Nominating the guy who called me stupid and supporting him being banned. He's an admin and I know there's a loophole but tough, no one cares. Kiko4564 19:56, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote I care. Instead of voting for him to be banned, we should... I dunno, stab him or something. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk)
    That wasn't actually a vote. Although why this guy wants to win a ban when he could just ban himself is beyond me... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 20:54 (UTC)
    Because, Lyrithya, I'm a winner. I win things. That's what I do. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:57, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
    Be that way. Symbol against vote Against. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 21:01 (UTC)
    So you're gonna vote against me winning a ban because I want the ban even though I can ban myself whenever I want and I can also unban myself whenever I want? Yeah, that makes sense. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:07, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
    I thought so. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 21:18 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Zombiebaron is way too full of himself. All he cares about is winning awards and getting his crappy articles and images featured. What an asshole. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:49, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Zombiebaron.Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. --Zombiebaron
  • Symbol for vote Brains. For deleting misc unfinished games.Simsilikesims 20:44, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Poiz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 legitimate bannings

Meganew (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 Commanding officers
benson is extremely weak compared to POWERSHOT. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 14:44, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU! PRAISE BENSON!!!!!!!!!--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 18:37, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
POWERSHOT destroys benson. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:48, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
BENSON IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 18:18, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Gomphog (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 Learning curves
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for: This fine fellow has actually been behaving of late, but we really shouldn't let him get too comfortable. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 20:45 (UTC)
On second thought, looks like he's been banned, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 14:16 (UTC)

PeregrineFalcon999 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 in-depth reviews
  • Symbol for vote And another N&F... This guy does way too many reviews. He should, like, slow down, or something. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 17:52 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Although, considering all the reviews he does, he might forget to review one that he has booked, and then he'll be blocked anyway!--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 21:12, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Then the... er, two minutes or whatever these things go for these days can get appended to that ban. *beams* Well, if enough people hate you enough you even get the thing, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 23:50 (UTC)

Thatdamnedfollowspot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 failing students
  • Nom and for. This guy's too nice for his own good. Thus, he should be banned. Or something. And I couldn't figure out how to spell his name just now. So he should really... I dunno. Something. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 02:27 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. What an asshole. I mean seriously, he thinks he can be all humble and shit just because he won NotM? He sickens me. Plus, my grades aren't doing so well, so... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 16:35 Saturday, September 25, 2010
  • FREE VOTES FOR EVERYONE, YAY!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:47, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Happymonkey39 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 something or others

Striker2117 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Ah, why the fuck nots?

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 screens covered in ants
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for! This guy voted against me! Meanyhead. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 23:52 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He always wears that same green condom every night. It's kinda gross. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:17, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Because, as far as I know, I didn't vote against Lyrithya, yet. Ppppppppthpthp!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Aug 2010 ~ 04:57 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. B*tch never judged my contest. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:30, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
He has now. When he said he would, even. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 18:21 (UTC)

Paizuri (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 self-hating emofag newfag fagfag userfags

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7 reasons why Lyrithya should be taken out back and shot
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for. Utterly useless user; never does anything but complain and write stoned limericks on the bathroom walls. Ugh... Ooo, but look at the gleamings, all gleaming on the walls... aren't they purdy? AGH! No! Not this again! But this gleaming is so loud... so loud... Ghah!. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100814 - 04:54 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Those bathroom wall scrawlings got me my prom date.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:41 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I don't really know what to think of him yet. Give me another nine months to make up my mind. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 19:06, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
    Oh, for the last time... I am not fathering your child. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 19:37 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.This is one god damn ugly bastard. She should really try plastic surgery --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:24, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
    *lip quivers* Ugly? *sniffle* You... you would... *starts sobbing and runs away* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 02:48 (UTC)
    you are an ugly hobo!--Poiz, look in my info? 20:01, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small UBER KILL!!!!  I don't like the looks of this person--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:08, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • FREE VOTES FOR EVERYONE, YAY!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:47, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. lyrithia doesn't deserve the ban. --Poiz, look in my info? 23:46, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote uber for [counts as five]lyri8thia really deserved it, after nominating me--Poiz, look in my info? 21:43, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
    Glad you came around, but it's still 1 vote per person, silly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 21:55 (UTC)
    Yeah riiiiight, freak! --Poiz, look in my info? 22:01, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
    You are aware these bans are supposed to be a joke, right? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 22:03 (UTC)
    let's continue the quarrel at my talk--Poiz, look in my info? 22:05, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
    ugly freakface!--Poiz, look in my info? 20:01, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote For. - Stop the sockpuppeting please. Kiko4564 20:48, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark For. Just because. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 21:21, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He beat me to a revert a while ago. Ajraddatz Talk 01:28, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. I dont see that there is nothing wrong with Lyrithia... Or is there? (Maybe its because of no one had banned me, bwahahaha...) Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat
  • Symbol for vote For. She(?) refused to give me a ginger sauce. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:35, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Love, it's in your refrigerator. I didn't want it to go bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:39, 14 December 2010
    Oh crap. I just threw my refrigerator to the garbage and the garbage man took the bin to the dump. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 19:45, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. She's a woman, and women shouldn't be using the Internet, or doing anything other than being exploited by their husbands. --Scofield 15:47, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Why?

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Quick Returns

EugeneKay (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 Giant Wankers

<insert name here>(TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups • Checkuser)

Score: 4 Niggas
  • Symbol for vote Being a total douche bag Let's face it, this son of a bitch is a total douche bag. --The Twist You Can't Resist 20:10, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Mandatory. It just had to be. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:30 08-6-2010)
  • Symbol for vote BAN HARDER     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:16, Friday 06 August 2010  
  • Symbol for vote KILL IT!!! *hyperventilates* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100806 - 23:46 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote About time Has nobody but himself to blame. Aleister 23:52 6 8
  • Symbol against vote Against. I acknowledge that what <insert name here> did was wrong, but I think he should be given a second chance. Sure he burnt some shit down. Sure one of the admins came out dripping in all sorts of bodily fluids and sure Uncyclopedia only survived the explosion cause Jesus owed us one, but come on. People have done worse shit, haven't they? <insert name here>'s a good guy really. —SHITE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:11 8 August 2010]
  • Symbol for vote for <insert name here> is a disgrace to Uncyclopedia, and overuses the {{USERNAME}} template.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 19:01, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote BAN HIM!!! Ban the fucker, he killed my family and stoled my goats! --AMRadioHits 00:05, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
I thought i Stole your family and killed your goat.... no no...i killed your goats family and then pissed on the ashes of your burnt that was Happytimes... Who are you? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:27, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • FREE VOTES FOR EVERYONE, YAY!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:47, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small For.  Once again; because <insert name here> is no better than Lyrithya!!!'  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote fuk u allfj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:19, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
  • Is it just me or do these numbers not add up to 3....????? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Me too! Ban the cretin! --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 18:05, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.This user is the reason god has pleuged us with Justin Bieber. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:19, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • Hey, wait now...there's no need to get evil about this. AMRadioHits 06:52, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. He's just not good enough for this award. I'm sorry.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 21:14, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. The admin might accidentally block themselves when they meant to block <insert name here>. Kiko4564 19:51, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. That's me I belive. TheDoor 14:13, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
    Comment Nope. It's not you. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 14:15, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
    Comment OK. That was kinda weird when I saw that. {{User:TheDoor/Sig}}
  • Symbol against vote Against. Because he NIGGA
  • Symbol for vote Ugly MF! <insert name here> is an awful user. He's a no good dirty little good user that has done a lot of things and isn't a unuseful mf. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:41, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Wanker. I hate ugly people like <insert name here>. --Mr.Soot Gremlin Soot Gremlin-Talk 23:02, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Iwillkillyou333 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 very delicious pies
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small UBER KILL!!!!  This shitass does nothing but sits around and eats pies and fucks other people's moms. Plus, he's a waste of space, so no mercy for the asshole, and if you disagree then suck my dick. --If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:04, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He formatted it wrong. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 02:27 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He's a big discrase to Uncyclopedia itself and the fact that he thinks that he's better than every one else! -- 20:35, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • FREE VOTES FOR EVERYONE, YAY!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:47, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. stoll my idea -- 21:32, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I don't like this guy, This person has extremely bad taste in the Game namespace (¬_¬) . - Another n00b 22:13, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

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  • N&4. Who the fuck is this guy anyway? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:23, 6 Oct
  • Symbol against vote Against. He ran over one of the neighbourhood rabbits. I, for one, am grateful. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 23:13 (UTC)