Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/slots3
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You discovered the bonus secret slot machine! Play two games at once for 12 tokens a spin, rather than 3 for one game! That's two for the price of four!
You've triggered the apocalypse. Everybody's going to die, and it's all your fault!
First row cherry. You win 1 slot token.