Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/slots
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Slots do not accept money. Use the token machine to your right. Each token costs $1, and a spin of the slots costs 3 tokens.*
*Tokens cannot be exchanged for cash, or any sort of prize whatsoever.
The LCD display on the machine to display the Super Jackpot and Jackpot appear to be broken...
Super Jackpot is currently:
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Jackpot is currently:
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