Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Wargames
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Wargames is a popular game on Uncyclopedia where users usually start a global thermoneuclear war with themselves.
- Log out of your account and create another user, say under a catchy and brilliant name
- Greatly contribute to Uncyclopedia by creating articles, peeing on articles, and helping out under your second name
- Start flaming your user that you just created on how he is ruining Uncyclopedia
- Have that user you created flame your own user
- Expand the flames into drama, nominate you for UGoTM, revert every edit you make. Do anything!
- Watch everyone suddenly turn on you as they ban your ass for causing drama on another user
- There is no step 7, therefore there is no winning move
- The winning move is not to play this game anymore and do something else
- Another possible winning move is that you get bored playing with yourself and stop this insane game of war before it's too late
- You are only allowed to start war on the user you created
- You cannot flame another user because any user that is not you will constitute a losing move
- You cannot lose, losing is against the rules. Therefore you must win at all costs or not at all