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Welcome to Pong. Feel free to start a new game, or take the current player's turn in an open game (No cheating though, wait for someone else to make the next move). Archive finished games. Be sure to document each move.


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edit Game 1 (Open)

Score: 1-1

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1       //                                         ||  |
2 |    //  goal is no4!           Player 2's bat   \/  |
3 |   //                                               |
4 |  |      (                                  .     ' |
5 |   \\                                               |
6 |    \\                                              | 
7 |     \\                                             |
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1. Serve: Left
2. Left 9
3. Right 4
4. Left 2
5. Right 9
6. Left 10
7. Right 7
8. Left 7
9. Right miss
10. Serve: Left
11. Left 9
12. Right 7
13. Left 7
14. Right 2
15. Left 7
16. Right 7
17. Left miss
18. Serve: Left
19. Left 6
20. Right 2
21. Left 4/10
22. Obtain goal and opponent shrink

edit Comments

A flawless serve. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 20:54, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Not likely to get that one past me! Spang talk 21:07, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
I got the ball in the basket. What do I win? User:DHS 22:09, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
Erm... you're playing the wrong game. Spang talk 21:14, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Dammit, zigzagging the ball is a cheap trick! --User:Nintendorulez 21:20, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Curveball? Spang talk 12:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

What the hell? Is this hit physically possible? Intense curve until it reaches an angle for major zigzag, then curves back to straight? --User:Nintendorulez 15:51, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey, quit playing with the gravity! Spang talk 16:29, 8 May 2006 (UTC)


Whoah! I didn't even realize it was possible to hit a shot 100% straight! --User:Nintendorulez 19:00, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Nooo, the 100% straight-on power was too much! Score 1 to you. Spang talk 19:16, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Damn you and your unicode I can't read! --User:Nintendorulez 19:26, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Okay, who turned on the growth ray? --User:Nintendorulez 19:26, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Whoa! Spang talk 19:36, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Here, have a new ball. Hopefully an unaltered one. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 15:36, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
It's a little football shaped, but it'll do. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nintendorulez (talk • contribs)

Ack! Omnizag! --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 21:28, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Ha! I hit it! Now prepare for the wrath of my spinny ball! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:09, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Alas! It's the Square Wave limit break! --L 11:13, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, is that how it's going to be? MAGIC TRIANGULAR WAVE ACE, GO! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 19:36, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

The force of the impact has split the puck clean in half! Is this the end of Left? --L 06:51, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Sounds like Calvinball to me...hehehe do we have that here? Morgz789 07:14, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

edit Meta-discussion

Midcourt line added. --User:Nintendorulez 19:26, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Since we're experimenting with this, I'm changing the moves to show the paddle's row. Before, the numerical play-by-play was supposed to represent up/down movement. Oh, and rows are labeled. And side boundaries shown. --User:Nintendorulez 21:20, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

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