Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Kleptomania
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1: Choose a random article
2: Randomly choose 3 words from the article.
3: Cut out those 3 words only
4: Paste them into the Kleptomaniac's stash box below.
5: Repeat steps 2, 3 and 4 until Admins notice.
6: If they give you chance, try blag your way out of a ban by claiming it is all due to a psychological problem you have, and that you can change and you will replace everything you have stolen right away.
7: There is no step 7. You stole it.
edit Kleptomaniac's Stash Box
1 point for each 3 words you add. 10 bonus points from each 3 words you steal from an article admin have contibuted to..... 100 bonus point if you manage to put everything back before admin decide to ban you anyway.
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