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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


You idiot Pixelantes,

Our great nation is being threatened.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!

Remember - don't blame me.

Thank you.


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