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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

My fellow citizens,

I feel that it is important to let the citizens of our country know something:

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

George Bush is being elected, again

Please don't mutiny.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

Remember - don't blame me.

Thank you.

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