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I think it's just about time you and me had a little chat.
I refuse to let our nation fail.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
Look over here while I repeal all your liberties to fix this.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?