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To everybody who just tuned in,
I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.
Behind one of these three doors is a car. Behind the other two is certain death.
You are going to die.
We must petition for equal rights for all heretic activist groups.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?