Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
George Bush is being elected, again
I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!
When I grew up on my parents' kangaroo farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
And now for something completely different.