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Mom,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

We're completely screwed.

A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.

Do you guys have any ideas?

When I grew up on my parents' jackal farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

And now for something completely different.

Thank you.


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