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So there's a pagan and a pagan in a bar, and one of them says, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"
I am afraid we are all in danger.
Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.
We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.
Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...
Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?