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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

We're completely screwed.

Now, more than ever, we must prepare to defend ourselves against Global Terrorism.

Please don't mutiny.

By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.


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