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Hey baby.

I think it's just about time you and me had a little chat.

A wise man once said to me, "Do not putrefy, but instead putrefy." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.

I accidentally gambled our country away in a United Nations poker game last night.

This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

I bless you all in the name of St Chairman Mao.

Thank you.

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