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So there's a pagan and a pagan in a bar, and one of them says, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"

I am afraid we are all in danger.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?

Thank you.

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