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My fellow citizens,
I feel that it is important to let the citizens of our country know something:
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
George Bush is being elected, again
Please don't mutiny.
Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...
Remember - don't blame me.