Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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You idiot Pixelantes,
Our great nation is being threatened.
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!
Remember - don't blame me.