Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!
Psst! Wanna know a secret?
I refuse to let our nation fail.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.
By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!
Goodnight. And good luck.