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I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:
I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:
I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.
For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.
I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.
I'm going to go get a cruton.