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Mr. President,

I think it's just about time you and me had a little chat.

I refuse to let our nation fail.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

Look over here while I repeal all your liberties to fix this.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?

Thank you.

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