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Mr. Lincoln,

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

I'm going to go get a cruton.

Thank you.

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