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Mr. President,

You look good. Have you lost weight?

There comes a time in every country's life where their political body begins undergoing...changes.

Genetically enhanced bears are going to kill all humans.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?

Thank you.

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