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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You idiot Pixelantes,

Kitten huffing is bad

We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.

The last time Voldemort came to power, he destroyed everything we hold dear.

So just trust me, okay?

From the ill-bred fields of Tenochtitlán to the glittering dog house of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

Goodnight. And good luck.

Thank you.

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