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To any beings listening from other planets,

You look good. Have you lost weight?

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

Do you guys have any ideas?

When I grew up on my parents' echidna farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

Any other thinking is simply unpatriotic.

Thank you.

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