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The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.
I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.
If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.
Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.
Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?