Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You idiot Pixelantes,

Do NOT click any links!

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

So just trust me, okay?

Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Uncyclopedian.

Just think- what would Jesus do?

Thank you.

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