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We have a choice to make as a country.
A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.
Genetically enhanced humans are going to kill all of the other non-genetically-enhanced humans.
I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.
It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.
Remember - don't blame me.