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Kitten huffer,

We have a choice to make as a country.

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Genetically enhanced humans are going to kill all of the other non-genetically-enhanced humans.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.

Remember - don't blame me.

Thank you.

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