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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


Comrades,

I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know!

We're completely screwed.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

Can somebody please give me a hand with this?

By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!

I bless you all in the name of St Garfield.

Thank you.


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