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YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS!
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
what would Chuck Norris do?