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To current occupant:
Let me be honest with you.
It has been said that unnecessary violence is bad, but I don't think anything's black and white.
We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.
If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.
Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.
We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Fairyland Girls."