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Mr. President,

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

Everybody hates us.

Our country is facing a severe ham shortage crisis.

I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens

When I grew up on my parents' goose farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

I'm going to go get a ham.

Thank you.

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