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To everybody who just tuned in,
I am here tonight to discuss with you a matter of upmost importance.
I'm on the verge of breaking down, uncontrollably sobbing right here, so just bear with us.
Our country is facing a severe nacho shortage crisis.
I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens
When I grew up on my parents' platypus farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
what would Chuck Norris do?