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To everybody who just tuned in,
We have a choice to make as a country.
Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens
I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.
If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.
When I grew up on my parents' clam farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
Just think- what would Jesus do?