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To any beings listening from other planets,
Let me be honest with you.
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.
Do you guys have any ideas?
I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.
I'm going to go get a chips.