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I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:
Everybody hates us.
Our country is facing a severe ham shortage crisis.
I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens
When I grew up on my parents' goose farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
I'm going to go get a ham.