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Hey, you guys,
There is something that you should know:
Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
It is clear now that we must invade Hokkaido.
I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?