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You idiot Pixelantes,
There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
You are going to die.
For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.
I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.
We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Iroquoian Kingdom Girls."