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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

Let me be honest with you.

It has been said that unnecessary violence is bad, but I don't think anything's black and white.

We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Fairyland Girls."

Thank you.

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