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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You idiot Pixelantes,

There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

You are going to die.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Iroquoian Kingdom Girls."

Thank you.

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