Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!
I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know!
We're completely screwed.
Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.
Can somebody please give me a hand with this?
By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!
I bless you all in the name of St Garfield.