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We have a choice to make as a country.
Everybody hates us.
Our enemies have secret stores of axes.
We must petition for equal rights for all REM activist groups.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Guadalajara Girls."