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Fellow congressmen,

I feel that it is important to let the citizens of our country know something:

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

Now, more than ever, we must prepare to defend ourselves against Global Terrorism.

It is clear now that we must invade Iroquoian Kingdom.

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?

Thank you.

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