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My fellow citizens,
Persuant to paragraph 12, subparagraph 42 of Macbeth's law:
A wise man once said to me, "Do not edify, but instead edify." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
Please don't mutiny.
God bless our great country.
And now for something completely different.