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To everybody who just tuned in,
It's story time.
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
I have been ordered to shoot all your pets.
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?