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To everybody who just tuned in,
I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.
Please don't mutiny.
It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.
Why huff a kitten?