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Fellow congressmen,

Do NOT click any links!

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

You are going to die.

That is why it is crucial to elect me during the upcoming elections.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

Why huff a kitten?

Thank you.

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