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Mr. President,

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

A wise man once said to me, "Do not enumerate, but instead enumerate." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.

I accidentally gambled our country away in a United Nations poker game last night.

My deepest sorrow goes out to the family of Hagrid.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

Just think- what would Jesus do?

Thank you.


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