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Kitten huffer,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

It is clear now that we must invade Sweet Home Alabama.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.

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