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You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

You look good. Have you lost weight?

A wise man once said to me, "Do not crystallize, but instead crystallize." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.

I have been ordered to shoot all your pets.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Philipino.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

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