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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To everybody who just tuned in,

It's story time.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

I have been ordered to shoot all your pets.

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?

Thank you.

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