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You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,
You look good. Have you lost weight?
A wise man once said to me, "Do not crystallize, but instead crystallize." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.
I have been ordered to shoot all your pets.
You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.
Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Philipino.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?