Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!
I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:
A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.
Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.
If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.
From the contrived fields of Cairo to the glittering bear of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.
Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.