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To everybody who just tuned in,

I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

Please don't mutiny.

It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.

Why huff a kitten?

Thank you.

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