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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Hey, you guys,

There is something that you should know:

Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

It is clear now that we must invade Hokkaido.

I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.

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