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To everybody who just tuned in,

I am here tonight to discuss with you a matter of upmost importance.

I'm on the verge of breaking down, uncontrollably sobbing right here, so just bear with us.

Our country is facing a severe nacho shortage crisis.

I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens

When I grew up on my parents' platypus farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

what would Chuck Norris do?

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