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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

From the contrived fields of Cairo to the glittering bear of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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