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There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.
I'm on the verge of breaking down, uncontrollably sobbing right here, so just bear with us.
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.
God bless our great country.
What's the worst that could happen?