Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!
I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10. Did you guess 7? If not, you should consider this:
A wise man once said to me, "Do not overthrow, but instead overthrow." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.
LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!
We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?