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To current occupant:
YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS!
A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.
Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.
I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
See you later alligator!