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You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,
You look good. Have you lost weight?
I'm on the verge of breaking down, uncontrollably sobbing right here, so just bear with us.
I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.
You may esperience some strange sensations in you underarm hair.
I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.
Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.