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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


To current occupant:

YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS!

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

See you later alligator!

Thank you.


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