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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

There is something that you should know:

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Our enemies have secret stores of high-powered laser rifles.

I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.

Huffing kittens is not American

Why huff a kitten?

Thank you.


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