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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


To current occupant:

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.


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