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Comrades,

So there's a referee and a referee in a bar, and one of them says, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"

Everybody has to die eventually.

I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.

We must petition for equal rights for all nuke activist groups.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

Why huff a kitten?

Thank you.


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