Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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It's story time.
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
Our country is facing a severe pizza shortage crisis.
To combat this, October 6 will now be official Icelandic blessing day.
I love you. I really do.
What's the worst that could happen?