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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

9/11 changed everything.

Sterling Morton is dead.

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

Goodnight. And good luck.

Thank you.

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