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I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:
Free will is just an illusion. Let that sink in. Did you choose to think about it? No you didn't.
I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!
When I grew up on my parents' wolf farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
I'm going to go get a enchilada.