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I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.
There comes a time in every country's life where their political body begins undergoing...changes.
I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.
I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!
I love you. I really do.
Goodnight. And good luck.