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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

There is something that you should know:

I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

So just trust me, okay?

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

See you later alligator!

Thank you.

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