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Ladies and gentlemen,
Psst! Wanna know a secret?
The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.
We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.
To combat this, October 1 will now be official Brazilian lolling day.
Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...
We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "lolling Idol."