Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!
My fellow citizens,
You look good. Have you lost weight?
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.
So just trust me, okay?
By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!
what would Chuck Norris do?