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My fellow citizens,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens
Kitten huffing will kill us all
You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.
I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?