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You idiot Pixelantes,

You look good. Have you lost weight?

I refuse to let our nation fail.

The last time Voldemort came to power, he destroyed everything we hold dear.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Gotham Girls."

Thank you.

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