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You idiot Pixelantes,
I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.
Everybody hates us.
Jesus is dead.
We will scream and whine about this until something gets done, you can be assured.
As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.
Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.