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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.
I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:
Hugo Chávez is dead.
This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!
Huffing kittens is not American
Is the sword truly mightier than the S-word?