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I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.

The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.

We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.

Can somebody please give me a hand with this?

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.

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