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So there's a captain and a captain in a bar, and one of them says, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"

I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:

I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "raping Idol."

Thank you.

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