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Fellow congressmen,

I have no clue what I'm doing, but my advisors want me to tell you something.

There comes a time in every country's life where their political body begins undergoing...changes.

The apostrophe no longer exists.

Please don't mutiny.

When I grew up on my parents' oryx farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

I'm going to go get a cream pie.

Thank you.

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