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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


Mom,

Do you wish to play Zork?

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.

Oops!

Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.

Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?

Thank you.


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