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To any beings listening from other planets,
YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS!
I refuse to let our nation fail.
Free will is just an illusion. Let that sink in. Did you choose to think about it? No you didn't.
That is why it is crucial to elect me during the upcoming elections.
I love you. I really do.
Just think- what would Jesus do?