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Ladies and gentlemen,
So there's a bartender and a bartender in a bar, and one of them says, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"
Al Queda is coming to our homeland.
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!
God bless our great country.
I'm going to go get a apple.