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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Kitten huffer,

You look good. Have you lost weight?

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.

From the quick fields of Tselinoyarsk to the glittering cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

Remember - don't blame me.

Thank you.

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