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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Hey baby.

We have a choice to make as a country.

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

what would Chuck Norris do?

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