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We have a choice to make as a country.
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.
You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.
Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...
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