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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!


Comrades,

It's story time.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

Our country is facing a severe pizza shortage crisis.

To combat this, October 6 will now be official Icelandic blessing day.

I love you. I really do.

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.


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