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Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
Why huff a kitten?