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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:

Hugo Chávez is dead.

This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!

Huffing kittens is not American

Is the sword truly mightier than the S-word?

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