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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.

The apostrophe no longer exists.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

I bless you all in the name of St Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Thank you.

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