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To current occupant:
I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!
For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.
It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?