Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator
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To current occupant:
There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.
Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens
Our country is facing a severe cream pie shortage crisis.
I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens
Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.
What's the worst that could happen?