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If there's anybody out there,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.
Genetically enhanced bears are going to kill all humans.
If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.
God bless our great country.
Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?