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Honey,
There is something that you should know:
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
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You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.
Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Kittenolivian.
Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
Thank you.
