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You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,
There is something that you should know:
I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:
Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.
So just trust me, okay?
I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.
See you later alligator!