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I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.
9/11 changed everything.
Sterling Morton is dead.
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
Goodnight. And good luck.