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My fellow citizens,


Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

Kitten huffing will kill us all

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?

Thank you.

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