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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

Our country is facing a severe cream pie shortage crisis.

I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens

Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.

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