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Fellow congressmen,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

There comes a time in every country's life where their political body begins undergoing...changes.

I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.

I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!

I love you. I really do.

Goodnight. And good luck.

Thank you.

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