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Ladies and gentlemen,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.

We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.

To combat this, October 1 will now be official Brazilian lolling day.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "lolling Idol."

Thank you.

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