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To any beings listening from other planets,

I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.

A wise man once said to me, "Do not stir, but instead stir." But that's why he's dead and I'm here talking to you.

Genetically enhanced bears are going to kill all humans.

I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!

When I grew up on my parents' panther farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

what would Chuck Norris do?

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