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Kitten huffer,

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

There comes a time in every country's life where their political body begins undergoing...changes.

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

When I grew up on my parents' crocodile farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.

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