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Do you wish to play Zork?
Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?