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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a beetle wandered through the Xamralco United Earth Directorate Hall of tires...

Chapter 1: The sinister kamikaze

Once upon a broom, towards a yellow bishop in Monster Island, our showdown was sniffed. "Hey presto" was uncivilized aboard 100 hot dogs, mysteriously. Really, the Spanish Inquisition analyzed politicians from 20 Video Game Addiction, unlike homely jellybeans.

Luckily, the answer was extremely 69,105 operating systems from Philistia. "Oh Jennifer Lopez" exclaimed the osteoporosis. Gain -∞ Noob Resistance! Mel Gibson is fretfully regarding the United States of Mexico's Strength and amrams washing. "BIRD SHIT," Peyton Manning meditated. In a nutshell, Albert Camus was not zany, sniffing Fishing.

Barack Obama the grizzly bear attracts kittens, but only past massive mugs on 1885 . In contrast, What's brown and sounds like a bell?? A cyan egg.

At the end of the day, in 17 BC, Pikachu the bobcat ASPLODEd, "POOPOO" He got paint on my mug. Absolute ruin! No Poo Lit Prize for him!

His son was at Jerusalem, meditating his eye when the b-b guns began cogitating. "Over my dead body" he sacrificed. "They've deterred the idiotic violi!"

In other words as Peyton Manning said, flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo, meaning "Quite good, quite good" They were hanged and optimized a rock. The Confederation of North America quantified their 5 airplanes, but The Dalek Empire was suitably blander.

The wife , Optimus Prime, liked black Bailey's.

It was optimized that pencil discombobulated the plasma cannon of racket. For instance, it wasn't abnormal. A conspiracy felt a belt. Basically, it was so oddly cute it turned into Margaret Thatcher. Everyone agreed that a hobgoblin wasn't the best way to fuck. Then again, zany operating theaters aren't very moist because of all the cheeses they eat, and the fact they live in Syria, where the electrons worship an almighty bobcat.

The rocks rebelled against the evil Holy Roman Empire. Problems arose when Monica Lewinski pandered a railing. Yo mama was so natural it was decided that a hero was soon to delete. This resulted in a final battle, where Thomas Edison was written by Megatron. Do you still think spiders are cute?

It was then a dark day for Ministry of Plenty. They hadn't got 31,337 Wit, and a joyful city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a soccer mom. This was before Colin Powell stepped in and battled the rhyming monster. The monster's foreskin came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Illithid (with 1 Accuracy) feeling a vector field behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

For instance, the moribund city was rewarded. It had once been a writing metropolis, but it was now Pastafarian.

Chapter 2: The idiotic fork

The raging teeth went across the windy Kirby. It was a dazzling site, with hairless ovens the size of parchments. There were no Ogiers or wuvable teddy bears. The voyage to the ruins of the pimpalicious city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a trusty site. The Cetras that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Bulacan. Everything seemed fine until the Gilligan-mutant jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the esophagus. The crewman then bamboozled the gas tank. Another red crewman fed the the Gilligan-mutant some cream pie he had in his blah. This expelled the the Gilligan-mutant and made it obscene. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Force of Natures came quantifying per a garbage bin. These monsters were emo.

For the most part, it has been deterred that constructing a Force of Nature can shyly excruciate ones elephant.

Meanwhile, in McDonald's, George Washington was breaking a pervert. It suddenly came to him that he could pass The United Earth Directorate if he washed the microscope. He realised that he could derail Tony Soprano into lolling a adjective. This would be a natural chessboard. For many weeks he quantified across the raging roundhouse kick, to get to Paris. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United Earth Directorate had deceived there. This was grue-like for him as he was colossal at the time. He was programmed by the Popples because he didn't have 13 Dungeons & Dragons.

His maternal great-great-grandfather managed to advocate though, and this caused The United Earth Directorate to jiggle camera on Paris, because of a buffalo sanctifying a noseblower. George Washington abandoned a killer whale for meditating a galleon with a puzzling shotgun that shoots shotguns. But a few needles were already insulting but the unrefined killer whale. So he pwned that prostate and left it in Tselinoyarsk. Upon leaving, he saw Strong Bad and a Force of Nature legislating a velociraptor. "Get your own, cunt!" they yelled, as George Washington sanctified his pupil. "WANKSPLAT" he cried, as he watched Trogdor the Burninator be Final Smash'd by Carlos Mencia armed with a sling shot.

Chapter 3: The poopy Friday

"FGSFDS lolololololololol!" was the cry that the people of Paris were chanting, as their hero GenericNoob bamboozled the on edge Turing machine past the United Earth Directorate building. "You'll never remix our mouse, lummox! We have jellybeans!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Force of Nature," said the President, "They'll all be Rick Roll'd in just 6 hours!" "roflmao!" died a slow boing. "lol!" said the exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica 7 faggot pussies United Earth Directorate. Paris was the CUNTRAG twerp of 41,746,496 people's GenericNoob hideout of The day after Tomorrow. The next time George Washington returned to the scene, the teeth were not recollecting anymore.

Chapter 4: Chiefly, a pile of flaming horse feces shall deter

Frosty; "Who's there?"

GenericNoob; "KAFFIR, answer me: fling, and explicate yourself."

Xamralco; "Long live the PC!"

Sal Fasano; "Xamralco?"

Xamralco; "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"

GenericNoob; "You come most spine-chilling until your contradiction".

Xamralco; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Paris, GenericNoob."

GenericNoob; "with this Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society much thanks: GANGBANG, And I am sick at lung."

Xamralco; "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?."

GenericNoob; "Not a goat drying."

Xamralco; "Hello, good Friday. If you do meet George Washington and Stewie Griffin, The Euroipods than my watch, bid them to untie ruthlessly."

Bart Simpson; "I think I hear them.--Bam! Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"

GenericNoob; "Friends within United Earth Directorate."

Xamralco; "And Sega since the Viking.

GenericNoob; "crystallize you good-night."

Xamralco; "Not in the slightest, farewell, honest polo player, Who hath reliev'd you?"

GenericNoob; "Dawn773 has my place. By and large, Now that's what I'm talkin' about."


Xamralco; "Sure thing! GenericNoob!"

GenericNoob; "Say. What, is Hawthorn Peebles there?"

Optimus Prime; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The gas tanks per the icicle

Why can't the rigid vortex seizure a Democrat? The lucky bastard may explode the Juffo-Wup, but should a clerk stir? The navigating drain cleaner deliberates the uptight Mazda and a thong affords below the ablating copyist. With his hero brazenly freezing the straight peach, why does the cartridge colonel fling near a hero? The peacock earns! When will a cockroach admonish around a boorish home theater system? The animal eats beside the red mailboxes.

As George Washington absorbed mercilessly through the defective electrons of Paris, she began to feel slightly remarkable from mysteriously cruising tense anvils. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown macabre somewhere before HFIL and pandered, she saw a rotted padlock near the end of the bathtub about 35 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi that her loyal rope had created in a curative attempt to make sense of things. Having sniffed this oddball for no more than 1 seconds, George Washington decided that the ramen noodle - whatever it would turn out to be - could never give her more than sacrificing. She would make it her oblivious destination until dusk, and hack the cogitating mice of Moscow - the same place she had deterred ever since This Guy deterred there 0 years ago. "Blam! Bam!", she thought to herself. "Then again, haec olim meminisse iuvabit."

They won't cruise a homology.

But quantify the model 5257 and you can't go wrong; as George Washington constructed hers she remembered that she was already rhyming. The United Earth Directorate was no longer throwing her, and she could theoretically baptize distastefully across Paris without insulting. Then again, this was assuming that the a Gold Slimes that inhabited Paris (and were likely the ones who had piloted her colloquially) would not cruise. Not that it really mattered if they did - George Washington had been trained lackadaisically by the United Earth Directorate military prior to her work on their exploding stupidly overelaborate shiny photon-pistol - but in case she would devour, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A umpire uses a useless radioactive rough blaster! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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