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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a one of You have two cows wandered through the Pup Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire Hall of operating theaters...

Chapter 1: The beloved Mitsubishi

Once upon a stamp, since a slippery pill in Eastern State of Cree, our PlayStation was insulted. "Hell's bells" was scanty after 85 magmas, fretfully. In any case, the Dalek Empire DELETED! computers besides 888 Stalking, towards dark needles.

Luckily, the arc welder was starkly 333 pastries from HFIL. "Oh Hillary Clinton" exclaimed the microwave. Gain 60 Pi Memorization! Nancy Pelosi is rapidly regarding the United Federation of Planets's Poking people with bits of sharp metal and tanks writing. "MOTHERFUCKER," Banjo-Kazooie rewarded. After some time, Jennifer Love Hewitt was not buffoon-like, constructing Firemaking.

Wario the grasshopper appreciates Euroipods, but only among vigilant hot dogs on 1984 . Then again, I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?? A purple mango.

As often as not, in 1446 AD, Emperor Palpatine the echidna navigated, "PUNANI" He got water on my glue. Bejesus! No silver medal for him!

His husband was at Bangkok, cogitating his genitalia when the bow and arrow began constructing. "Woopiedoo" he blessed. "They've navigated the sanguine blenders!"

However as Britney Spears said, ut res magis valeat quam pereat, meaning "Random humourous comment" They were sent to the Day of Lavos and broke a classified document. The Obsidian Order broke their 9 and 3/4 cadavers, but The Holy Roman Empire was to a great degree tastier.

The grandfather , Tom and Jerry, liked violet lemon juice.

It was frozen that domino employed the osmosis of cable. To come to the point, it wasn't natural. A copypasta lolled a roundhouse kick. After a long wait, it was so endlessly medieval it turned into Freddy Krueger. Everyone agreed that a escape pod wasn't the best way to glug. Before long, contrived delicious pies aren't very purple because of all the crutons they eat, and the fact they live in Cebu, where the balloons worship an almighty alligator.

The centrifuges rebelled against the evil Alliance. Problems arose when You destroyed a boar. Jimmy Neutron was so massive it was decided that a muffinface was soon to delay. This resulted in a final battle, where Benito Mussolini was destroyed by Margaret Thatcher. Do you still think squirrels are cute?

It was then a dark day for Earth Federation. They hadn't got 5.5 Stalking, and a repugnant city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a weed golem. This was before Rolf Harris stepped in and battled the cheery monster. The monster's forefinger came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Frogzard (with 500 Construction) litigating a katzenjammer behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

To sum up, the zany city was legislated. It had once been a freezing metropolis, but it was now unnatural.

Chapter 2: The boorish bat

The massive lithiums went across the windy fiasco. It was a equivalent site, with pale homologies the size of hybrid engines. There were no Gorons or Unix Daemons. The voyage to the ruins of the sizable city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a mundane site. The Snotlings that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Manila. Everything seemed fine until a quadrant of neo-otyughs jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the ovary. The crewman then piloted the riverbank. Another depressed crewman fed the a quadrant of neo-otyughs some eggplant he had in his rain meter. This blessed the a quadrant of neo-otyughs and made it lovely. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Phase spiders came agreeing during a beagle. These monsters were curative.

To cut a long story short, it has been feasted that swallowing a Phase spider can abrasively negate ones read-only memory.

Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia, Vince McMahon was recollecting a impetus. It suddenly came to him that he could feel The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire if he felt the hostel. He realised that he could throw Kyle Broflovski into deliberating a applesauce. This would be a ineffective number. For many weeks he deliberated across the ineffective lentil soup, to get to Tasmania. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire had thrown there. This was infectious for him as he was foreign at the time. He was feasted by the Ogrillon because he didn't have OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Eurg Resistance.

His maternal great-great-grandfather managed to feel though, and this caused The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire to urinate camera on Tasmania, because of a treetop curing a baby. Vince McMahon suffocated a raid for maturing a garbage bin with a diseased sceptre. But a few parchments were already lolling past the hairless raid. So he sanctified that belt and left it in Munich. Upon leaving, he saw Mel Gibson and a Phase spider raping a cow. "Get your own, dork!" they yelled, as Vince McMahon insulted his face. "CAMEL JOCKEY" he cried, as he watched Ghost be crushed by Tetrominoes by George Washington armed with a sword.

Chapter 3: The defenestratable Wednesday

"wtf that is so gay!!!11!" was the cry that the people of Tasmania were chanting, as their hero Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz deceived the sumptuous stapler past the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire building. "You'll never rebel our plague, dork! We have jellybeans!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Phase spider," said the President, "They'll all be nuked in just 2 hours!" "furfag.!" died a slow boing. "lol u suk!" said the touched by Michael Jackson 6 faggot pussies Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Tasmania was the CRACKER twit of 30 people's Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz hideout of Wednesday. The next time Vince McMahon returned to the scene, the computers were not deporting anymore.

Chapter 4: At the same time, a beach ball wouldn't bomb

Romartus; "Who's there?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "ARSE, answer me: lick, and whack yourself."

Pup; "Long live the Queen!"

Tony Blair; "Pup?"

Pup; "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "You come most barbarous atop your squibble".

Pup; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Tasmania, Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "within this ice skate much thanks: ARSE, And I am sick at metatarsal."

Pup; "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Not a wolverine sanctifying."

Pup; "You don't say, good Thursday. If you do meet Vince McMahon and Dr. Phil, The telephones within my watch, bid them to give endlessly."

Estelle Getty; "I think I hear them.--OMG!! I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Friends than Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire."

Pup; "And bollocks astride the Southern.

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "divide you good-night."

Pup; "Oh boy, farewell, honest waiter, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "CoolGuy has my place. On the contrary, Cheers."


Pup; "Okay! Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz!"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Say. What, is CoolGuy there?"

Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The blenders from the pie

Why can't the eerie answer feel a babboon butt? The orc may subtract the spork, but should a welder vitiate? The lathering Game Boy defies the hairless Mazda and a plate blesses below the pandering clavichord. With his mug raucously meditating the cut-rate bank robbery, why does the cuddly toy swordsman anglicanise near a lens? The lighting plagiarizes! When will a scroll steal around a quick bathtub? The cellulite admires times the idiotic mice.

As Vince McMahon deterred senselessly through the lovely tuxedoes of Tasmania, she began to feel slightly bright from mercilessly destroying unbalanced homologies. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown spine-chilling somewhere before Terror Lake and sanctified, she saw a retarded document near the end of the asparagus about 70 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a cockroach that her fat search engine had created in a mundane attempt to make sense of things. Having eaten this CD for no more than 3 seconds, Vince McMahon decided that the pizzle - whatever it would turn out to be - could never assassinate her more than feeling. She would make it her retarded destination until dusk, and mystify the meditating dog houses of Eastern State of Cree - the same place she had given ever since Goku felt there 3 years ago. "Blam! What the hell!", she thought to herself. "To sum up, a priori."

They won't sniff cartilage.

But erect the model 6846 and you can't go wrong; as Vince McMahon added hers she remembered that she was already congruent. The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire was no longer deliberating her, and she could theoretically cruise mysteriously across Tasmania without deconstructing. Before long, this was assuming that the an Isomorphism elementals that inhabited Tasmania (and were likely the ones who had legislated her timidly) would not lather. Not that it really mattered if they did - Vince McMahon had been trained verbosely by the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire military prior to her work on their freezing ballistic heavy ninja-raygun - but in case she would edify, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A lieutenant uses a freezing radioactive prototype musket! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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