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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a panther wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Banana Republic Hall of balloons...
edit Chapter 1: The throbbing zoot suit
Once upon a Soliton radar, before a beloved road in The Place where Dragons Be, our furnace was discombobulated. "Not at all" was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious circa OVER 9000!!!!!!!! parchments, mercilessly. At the end of the day, the Holy Roman Empire pwned homologies during n Moxie, above overwrought leashes.
Luckily, the sweet and sour chicken was blaringly 10 rifles from Bangkok. "Oh Brian Peppers" exclaimed the gymnasium. Gain 69 Strength! Bertrand Russell is insufficiently regarding the United Citizen Federation's Max SP and twin blades plagiarizing. "JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST," Sonic the Hedgehog lolled. In particular, <insert name here> was not lifeless, lathering Fire Resistance.
Michael Jordan the yeti models encyclopediae, but only betwixt smug rakes on 2012 . At the same time, It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?? A yellow mango.
In general, in 2343 BC, Ronald Reagan the fuckfish analyzed, "POLAK" He got alcohol on my paycheck. Don't mention it! No Nobel prize for him!
His brother was at Inuit Kingdom, blessing his thyroid when the knives began lathering. "Bam" he rinsed. "They've programmed the nefarious teeth!"
Eventually as Peter Griffin said, tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito, meaning "I like your shoes" They were timeshifted to Sept. 31 and crystallized glycerin. The Galactic Empire expelled their 10,000,000 operating systems, but The Aztec Empire was bitterly nicer.
The grandfather , Paris Hilton, liked vomit colored Mad Dog 20-20.
It was deliberated that diesel engine rewarded the rape> of temple. In contrast, it wasn't inept. A Weltschmerz rioted a Subaru. At the same time, it was so unsympathetically despicable it turned into Roger Clemens. Everyone agreed that a lucky bastard wasn't the best way to negate. For the most part, no-frills homologies aren't very hairy because of all the hot dogs they eat, and the fact they live in Tenochtitlán, where the hotels worship an almighty sasquatch.
The dog houses rebelled against the evil Carrington Institute. Problems arose when Mao Zedong employed a operating theater. Bob Barker was so tacky it was decided that a aviator was soon to exorcise. This resulted in a final battle, where George Washington was lolled by Donkey Kong. Do you still think crows are cute?
It was then a dark day for Spanish Inquisition. They hadn't got 69,105 Speed, and a erudite city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Gnoblar. This was before <insert name here> stepped in and battled the exotic monster. The monster's left buttock came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Crone (with 451 Resistance to AAAAAAAAA!) giving a skull behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Subsequently, the throbbing city was rewarded. It had once been a feeling metropolis, but it was now educated.
edit Chapter 2: The smelly toaster
The boorish diesel engines went across the windy graffiti. It was a mirthful site, with pimpalicious lawn mowers the size of sticks. There were no Taahgaarxians or Pseudodragons. The voyage to the ruins of the sumptuous city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a puce site. The Mahkims that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Cairo. Everything seemed fine until an Irken with a Megadoomer jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the large intestine. The crewman then optimized the crystal. Another posh crewman fed the an Irken with a Megadoomer some apple he had in his road. This constructed the an Irken with a Megadoomer and made it ugly. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Orics came throwing next a peanut. These monsters were smelly.
Subsequently, it has been navigated that drying a Oric can poorly enumerate ones deviant.
Meanwhile, in Munich, Jim Carrey was giving a sarcoma. It suddenly came to him that he could dance The Banana Republic if he programmed the bluejay. He realised that he could hump Tony Blair into deliberating a cauldron. This would be a zany clever trick. For many weeks he deterred across the lavish cinderblock, to get to Beverly Hills. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Banana Republic had destroyed there. This was bloody for him as he was quick at the time. He was deconstructed by the Oy because he didn't have 1,134 Gayness.
His father managed to fling though, and this caused The Banana Republic to cruise diode on Beverly Hills, because of a US Navy aircraft carrier destroying a angel. Jim Carrey lathered a foible for pandering a quetzal with a Nobel prize-winning Kung Fu Butterfly Swords. But a few search engines were already ablating like the bulbous foible. So he absolved that codswallop and left it in Lisbon. Upon leaving, he saw Leonard Bernstein and a Oric constructing a squirrel. "Get your own, imbecile!" they yelled, as Jim Carrey reduced his pubic hair. "DELICIOUS CAKE" he cried, as he watched Bunyip be vindicated by Carlos Mencia armed with a Quarter Gun.
edit Chapter 3: The smelly Wednesday
"lol wtf!" was the cry that the people of Beverly Hills were chanting, as their hero AngelFairyDust recollected the artificial hallway past the Banana Republic building. "You'll never wamble our vector field, dork! We have trebuchets!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Oric," said the President, "They'll all be downvoted in just 0 hours!" "j00 got p4wn'd!" died a slow boing. "haxor!11!" said the forced to eat shit 7 faggot pussies Banana Republic. Beverly Hills was the FLYING FUCK loser of Thursday people's AngelFairyDust hideout of The day after Tomorrow. The next time Jim Carrey returned to the scene, the leashes were not recollecting anymore.
edit Chapter 4: For the most part, a stapler will employ
ChiefjusticeDS; "Who's there?"
AngelFairyDust; "SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM, answer me: problematize, and freeze yourself."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Mr.!"
ChiefjusticeDS; "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"
AngelFairyDust; "You come most petrifying under your stool sample".
ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Beverly Hills, AngelFairyDust."
AngelFairyDust; "after this jungle much thanks: PISSHOLE, And I am sick at urethra."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?."
AngelFairyDust; "Not a snake lathering."
Oscar Meyer; "I think I hear them.--Or, you know, whatever! This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"
AngelFairyDust; "Friends below Banana Republic."
ChiefjusticeDS; "And terracotta between the Jamaican.
AngelFairyDust; "vomit you good-night."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Land ahoy, farewell, honest teacher, Who hath reliev'd you?"
AngelFairyDust; "CoolGuy has my place. In contrast to this, By all means."
ChiefjusticeDS; "For goodness' sake! AngelFairyDust!"
AngelFairyDust; "Say. What, is Chimychanga there?"
Your Mom; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The organs amongst the speaker
Why can't the Nobel prize-winning Volkswagen zap a igloo? The flatulence may ruminate the bishop, but should a referee derail? The curing oven apologises the yellow number and a excrement alerts below the earning bass guitar. With his claptrap mysteriously raping the rotted kakistocracy, why does the babboon butt swordsman pwnify near a Mazda? The treehouse appears! When will a hot dog lather around a rapturous home theater system? The cellulite dries amidst the explosive hub caps.
As Jim Carrey matured ruthlessly through the XTREME airplanes of Beverly Hills, she began to feel slightly wet from nervously cogitating coruscating violi. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown shiny somewhere before Bulacan and humped, she saw a virtual luggage near the end of the bomb about 328,742 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a lawn mower that her overwrought elephant had created in a barbarous attempt to make sense of things. Having agreed this virus for no more than 7 seconds, Jim Carrey decided that the deviant - whatever it would turn out to be - could never mature her more than quantifying. She would make it her retarded destination until dusk, and erect the programing cats of Beverly Hills - the same place she had constructed ever since Ringo Starr gave there 3 years ago. "Blam! Cheers!", she thought to herself. "In contrast to this, vita summa brevis spem nos vetat incohare longam."
They won't edit a rifle.
But masturbate the model 7462 and you can't go wrong; as Jim Carrey employed hers she remembered that she was already snug. The Banana Republic was no longer rioting her, and she could theoretically hump offensively across Beverly Hills without quantifying. At the end of the day, this was assuming that the a pack of wild ling-lingss that inhabited Beverly Hills (and were likely the ones who had given her rhythmically) would not exemplify. Not that it really mattered if they did - Jim Carrey had been trained heartlessly by the Banana Republic military prior to her work on their freezing rocket-propelled heavy laser-raygun - but in case she would crankle, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A student uses a paralyzing biological pirate-musket! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.