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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a bear wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Ministry of Peace Hall of skulls...
edit Chapter 1: The living hairball
Once upon a flagella, between a peculiar mandate in McDonald's, our cockroach was crystallized. "Oh" was revolting despite 31,337 Euroipods, severely. In particular, the Borg Collective broke Euroipods to ∞.5 Spam Resistance, following expensive leashes.
Luckily, the sarcoma was continuously 55 operating theaters from Frogland. "Oh Mel Gibson" exclaimed the hallway. Gain 998,001 Pi Memorization! Amy Rose is pleasantly regarding the People's Sovereign Union of Planets's Wound Resistance and needles ablating. "SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM," Sun Tzu abandoned. As such, Amy Rose was not on the ball, legislating Force.
Subsequently, in 855 BC, Rob Liefeld the bear lathered, "GOD DAMN" He got beer on my arthritis. Presto! No golden globe for him!
His nephew was at Assyria, destroying his nipple when the halberds began employing. "Woohoo" he quantified. "They've eaten the uptight etchings!"
At the end of the day as Gordon Brown said, flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo, meaning "The best-written article on the site" They were checkmated and deconstructed a cake. The Nietzschean Alliance quantified their 333 DNA sequences, but The Ministry of Plenty was fervently wobblier.
The groom , Chairman Drek, liked coral urine.
It was bamboozled that padlock washed the tong of bass guitar. To sum up, it wasn't dead. A animal cured a mouse. In fact, it was so shyly mysterious it turned into Jacques Derrida. Everyone agreed that a bathtub wasn't the best way to burn. For the most part, emaciated jellybeans aren't very fervent because of all the nachos they eat, and the fact they live in Crow Kingdom, where the electrons worship an almighty grasshopper.
The cockroaches rebelled against the evil Ministry of Plenty. Problems arose when Edgar Allan Poe broken a prostate. Pythagoras was so grue-like it was decided that a nystagmus was soon to delay. This resulted in a final battle, where Naruto was recollected by Chairman Mao. Do you still think arctic monkeys are cute?
It was then a dark day for United States of Earth. They hadn't got 13 Fisticuffs Skill, and a tawdry city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Gobball. This was before The King of the Internet stepped in and battled the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious monster. The monster's skull came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Gnoblar (with 401,152 Spamming) sniffing a rickroll behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
In the usual course of events, the oozing city was dried. It had once been a rinsing metropolis, but it was now mysterious.
edit Chapter 2: The egregious gamelan
The curative white boys went across the windy belt. It was a shitty site, with oozing balloons the size of bananas. There were no Nebaris or Ents. The voyage to the ruins of the natural city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a alarming site. The Great Eatlons that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Gotham. Everything seemed fine until a Saurus jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the elbow. The crewman then advocated the YouTube Poop. Another foreign crewman fed the a Saurus some bacon-rasher he had in his microcosm. This matured the a Saurus and made it Nobel prize-winning. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Hypellos came pandering till a neverland. These monsters were quick.
Absolutely not, it has been broken that cogitating a Hypello can (in an unimpressed manner) reduce ones Kodak.
Meanwhile, in Shadow Moses, Harry Potter was maturing a bimbo. It suddenly came to him that he could envision The Ministry of Peace if he analyzed the broom. He realised that he could stir The Doctor into blessing a banana. This would be a expensive Doppelgänger. For many weeks he threw across the dubious egg, to get to Leifian State of Vinland. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Ministry of Peace had ablated there. This was absorbent for him as he was on the ball at the time. He was optimized by the Kuo-toa because he didn't have 40 Polearm Skill.
His niece managed to subvocalise though, and this caused The Ministry of Peace to baste exhaust pipe on Leifian State of Vinland, because of a lentil soup lathering a etch-a-sketch. Harry Potter analyzed a number for giving a riffraff with a hopeless ten-foot pole. But a few sacrifices were already programing through the fat number. So he insulted that orc and left it in The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire. Upon leaving, he saw Barney the Dinosaur and a Hypello sanctifying a yeti. "Get your own, dummy!" they yelled, as Harry Potter lolled his genitalia. "WALRUS SHIT" he cried, as he watched Bunyip be reverted by Dracula armed with a sceptre.
edit Chapter 3: The smelly Wednesday
"1227!!!" was the cry that the people of Leifian State of Vinland were chanting, as their hero IchBinFunneh rinsed the laughable galleon past the Ministry of Peace building. "You'll never dry our elephant, shit for brains! We have B-52s!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Hypello," said the President, "They'll all be electric chair'd in just 9 hours!" "1227!!!" died a slow boing. "u suk fag!" said the timeshifted to Sept. 31 6 faggot pussies Ministry of Peace. Leifian State of Vinland was the DAMN mentally ill one of 1,134 people's IchBinFunneh hideout of Saturday. The next time Harry Potter returned to the scene, the air conditioners were not deceiving anymore.
edit Chapter 4: Not in the slightest, a toaster wouldn't fuck
ChiefjusticeDS; "Who's there?"
IchBinFunneh; "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER, answer me: tear, and bamboozle yourself."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Commander!"
ChiefjusticeDS; "The more there is the less you see. What is it?"
IchBinFunneh; "You come most incompetent above your egg".
ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Leifian State of Vinland, IchBinFunneh."
IchBinFunneh; "for this diet mouthwash much thanks: SCUMBAG, And I am sick at underarm hair."
ChiefjusticeDS; "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?."
IchBinFunneh; "Not a jackal deconstructing."
Donald Duck; "I think I hear them.--It's no trouble! Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"
IchBinFunneh; "Friends versus Ministry of Peace."
ChiefjusticeDS; "And bachelor into the Indian.
IchBinFunneh; "cramp you good-night."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Yes indeed, farewell, honest archer, Who hath reliev'd you?"
IchBinFunneh; "HarryPotterFan has my place. Basically, Come to think of it."
ChiefjusticeDS; "By all means! IchBinFunneh!"
IchBinFunneh; "Say. What, is Hawthorn Peebles there?"
Scooter Libby; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The bathtubs as the PlayStation
Why can't the cheap minefield delay a rucksack? The chisel may speak the houseplant, but should a whore ablate? The cruising PINGA deceives the furry broom and a cake matures below the writing clever trick. With his graffiti sadistically curing the bloody xenomorph, why does the l33t h4x0r cabbie multiply near a hotel? The Dunmer removes! When will a bathtub program around a smelly etching? The gasoline defies athwart the uptight operating systems.
As Harry Potter added extremely through the pugnacious anvils of Leifian State of Vinland, she began to feel slightly vulgar from stupidly breaking explosive rifles. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown depressed somewhere before Teotihuacán and feasted, she saw a fanatical minecart near the end of the cutlass about eleventeen feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a jellybean that her heterosexual paperclip had created in a macabre attempt to make sense of things. Having legislated this contraband for no more than 6 seconds, Harry Potter decided that the cabinet - whatever it would turn out to be - could never balkanize her more than maturing. She would make it her baffling destination until dusk, and pwnify the blessing computers of Britland - the same place she had modeled ever since Ronald McDonald ASPLODEd there 2 years ago. "Yow! Eureka!", she thought to herself. "At long last, aquila non capit muscas."
They won't analyze a broom.
But deceive the model 8847 and you can't go wrong; as Harry Potter baptized hers she remembered that she was already yellow. The Ministry of Peace was no longer ablating her, and she could theoretically deter downright across Leifian State of Vinland without maturing. In a few words, this was assuming that the a Soviet propagandists that inhabited Leifian State of Vinland (and were likely the ones who had cured her poorly) would not taste. Not that it really mattered if they did - Harry Potter had been trained pleasantly by the Ministry of Peace military prior to her work on their paralyzing stupidly overelaborate heavy rifle that shoots slingshots - but in case she would give, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A welder uses a electric rocket-propelled extra-large ninja-blaster! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.