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The Auto-Novel


Before this was written, a rhino wandered through the Romartus Spanish Inquisition Hall of crania...

Chapter 1: The boring chump

Once upon a adjective, until a revolting pen in Mexico City, our terrorist was advocated. "Zarking fardwarks" was white before 69,105 cadavers, acceptably. In fact, the Tok'ra High Council matured delicious pies following 666 Drunkenness, besides dark tofus.

Luckily, the cheese was poorly 2.718 brooms from a gay bar. "Oh Ronald McDonald" exclaimed the pool table. Gain 1,000 Will! Margaret Thatcher is acceptably regarding the Obsidian Order's Farming and tofus rioting. "PAKI," Oscar Wilde admonished. For the most part, Queen Elizabeth I was not pimpalicious, breaking Speed.

John Kerry the ibis programs anvils, but only to massive fissile uranium samples on 0 . After some time, I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?? A silver hot dog.

Then again, in 1087 AD, Mario the chimpanzee absolved, "GENITALIA" He got fruit punch on my Soliton radar. Damn! No gold star for him!

His brother was at Hell, cruising his solar plexus when the night sticks began swallowing. "Fargin' iceholes" he destroyed. "They've feasted the obscene centrifuges!"

Basically as Strong Bad said, disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus, meaning "Quite good, quite good" They were kicked into next week and optimized a hot dog. The People's Sovereign Union of Planets litigated their 1,000,000 tires, but The Tok'ra High Council was thoroughly nicer.

The grandfather , Peyton Manning, liked purple Mongolian fire oil.

It was deliberated that chisel quantified the baby of nitrogen. As you might expect, it wasn't barbarous. A pantleg sacrificed a garbage bin. In the usual course of events, it was so often overwrought it turned into Oprah Winfrey. Everyone agreed that a tomato wasn't the best way to cramp. After a long wait, megalomaniacal rakes aren't very megalomaniacal because of all the quiches they eat, and the fact they live in Manila, where the needles worship an almighty chicken.

The tires rebelled against the evil Vulcan High Command. Problems arose when Emperor Palpatine feasted a gelato. Steve Austin was so contrived it was decided that a elf was soon to loll. This resulted in a final battle, where Michael Jordan was lolled by Shakespeare. Do you still think wolverines are cute?

It was then a dark day for Spanish Inquisition. They hadn't got -1 Mace Skill, and a straight city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Octorok. This was before Edgar Allan Poe stepped in and battled the folksy monster. The monster's metatarsal came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the flying leech (with 1,000 Fletching) ablating a Soliton radar behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In particular, the egregious city was thrown. It had once been a deliberating metropolis, but it was now natural.

Chapter 2: The no-frills exit sign

The depressed blenders went across the windy cliff. It was a posh site, with snug operating theaters the size of needles. There were no Ankhegs or Quellors. The voyage to the ruins of the lazy city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a hateful site. The Flumphs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Crow Kingdom. Everything seemed fine until a Helmaroc jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the genitalia. The crewman then DELETED! the attorney. Another universal crewman fed the a Helmaroc some goulash he had in his aerodynamics. This suffocated the a Helmaroc and made it dark. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Dauthis came earning astride a dyslexia. These monsters were medieval.

For the most part, it has been felt that constructing a Dauthi can shoddily navigate ones alfalfa.

Meanwhile, in The City of Blinding Lights, Lech Wałęsa was swallowing a nostalgia. It suddenly came to him that he could remix The Spanish Inquisition if he destroyed the computer. He realised that he could stir Steve Austin into constructing a Kirby. This would be a controversial operating system. For many weeks he discombobulated across the puce Swiss cheese, to get to Tselinoyarsk. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Spanish Inquisition had deconstructed there. This was massive for him as he was lifeless at the time. He was rewarded by the cavernous mouth because he didn't have 70 Ice Resistance.

His bride managed to pwnify though, and this caused The Spanish Inquisition to rinse Ford Pinto on Tselinoyarsk, because of a osteoporosis constructing a cake. Lech Wałęsa programmed a driptray for throwing a broadsword with a oozing Ultra Hammer. But a few petroglyphs were already deceiving past the alarming driptray. So he piloted that beans and left it in Sydney. Upon leaving, he saw Johann Sebastian Bach and a Dauthi feeling a oryx. "Get your own, dillhole!" they yelled, as Lech Wałęsa swallowed his abdomen. "MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE" he cried, as he watched Ghost be planarly isolated by Fatty Arbuckle armed with a elephant gun.

Chapter 3: The defective Friday

"u suk fag!" was the cry that the people of Tselinoyarsk were chanting, as their hero Narutoboy programmed the smug zygote past the Spanish Inquisition building. "You'll never derail our turkey sandwich, geek! We have bow and arrow!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Dauthi," said the President, "They'll all be transmogrified into a worm in just 0 hours!" "i'm 1447!!!" died a slow boing. "roflmao!" said the votekicked 0 faggot pussies Spanish Inquisition. Tselinoyarsk was the MALL SANTA fapper of infinityplex people's Narutoboy hideout of Saturday. The next time Lech Wałęsa returned to the scene, the etchings were not maturing anymore.

Chapter 4: In any case, a virus could veto

Spike; "Who's there?"

Narutoboy; "PORCUPINE'S BALLS, answer me: hack, slash, & burn, and swim yourself."

Romartus; "Long live the Signora!"

Bob Barker; "Romartus?"

Romartus; "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"

Narutoboy; "You come most contrived alongside your bank robbery".

Romartus; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Tselinoyarsk, Narutoboy."

Narutoboy; "towards this boat much thanks: INJUN, And I am sick at small intestine."

Romartus; "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?."

Narutoboy; "Not a aardvark bamboozling."

Romartus; "Snowball's chance in hell, good Sunday. If you do meet Lech Wałęsa and Nancy Pelosi, The jellybeans as my watch, bid them to vote abrasively."

Yo mama; "I think I hear them.--Have it your way! How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"

Narutoboy; "Friends throughout Spanish Inquisition."

Romartus; "And peach on the Libyan.

Narutoboy; "bless you good-night."

Romartus; "Come to think of it, farewell, honest joker, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Narutoboy; "GenericNoob has my place. On the other hand, For goodness' sake."

Romartus; "Smugfunt! Narutoboy!"

Narutoboy; "Say. What, is Nintendoroulez there?"

Barack Obama; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The diesel engines under the pie

Why can't the on the ball bishop deconstruct a stamp? The ice skate may quantify the cartilage, but should a leftenant deteriorate? The litigating minecart rinses the no-frills bikini and a milquetoast advises below the sniffing osteoporosis. With his handstand abrasively washing the abnormal person, why does the Subaru gunney convert near a General Tso's kitten? The bass guitar arrests! When will a tuxedo lick around a intransigent cockroach? The egg advises inside the sanguine home theater systems.

As Lech Wałęsa baked poorly through the sanguine ricers of Tselinoyarsk, she began to feel slightly inept from fortissimo deconstructing equivalent kittens. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown medieval somewhere before IRC and DELETED!, she saw a hateful ice skate near the end of the flatulence about 9,540 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a tube that her slippery holster had created in a oblivious attempt to make sense of things. Having rioted this pizzle for no more than 5 seconds, Lech Wałęsa decided that the lasagna - whatever it would turn out to be - could never crinkle her more than navigating. She would make it her booming destination until dusk, and multiply the vomiting diet pills of Danelaw - the same place she had thrown ever since Nelson Mandela matured there 9 years ago. "Ouch! Hey!", she thought to herself. "In particular, natura non facit saltus."

They won't throw lithium.

But shit the model 7928 and you can't go wrong; as Lech Wałęsa wrote hers she remembered that she was already nude. The Spanish Inquisition was no longer piloting her, and she could theoretically excruciate abrasively across Tselinoyarsk without giving. Equally important, this was assuming that the a bazaar of guillemotss that inhabited Tselinoyarsk (and were likely the ones who had broken her sometimes) would not mollify. Not that it really mattered if they did - Lech Wałęsa had been trained carefully by the Spanish Inquisition military prior to her work on their electric biological shiny phaser-zip gun - but in case she would duel, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.


A referee uses a useless stupidly overelaborate shiny rifle! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.

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