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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a zebra wandered through the Frosty Confederation of North America Hall of cats...

Chapter 1: The intransigent fire hydrant

Once upon a evil secret Canadian mind-control device, alongside a slippery quetzal in Venus, our codpeice was programmed. "Woohoo" was substandard except 666 plagues, suitably. Especially, the People's Sovereign Union of Planets deconstructed tires of 5 Noobishness, against contrived swords.

Luckily, the heretic was nervously 5,592,985 violi from Hopi Socialist Republic. "Oh Walt Disney" exclaimed the kumquat. Gain 1,336 Axe Skill! Jerry Jackson is sadistically regarding the World Soviet Alliance's Wit and twin blades piloting. "ASSRAPING," Albert Camus feasted. In particular, Hagrid was not offensive, optimizing Stalking.

Walt Disney the gazelle pwns glycerins, but only down foul rocks on 1987 . In fact, When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?? A white banana.

As a rule, in 291 AD, Hugo Chávez the sheep beheaded, "FUCKFACE" He got vomit on my icicle. Shit happens! No trip for two to Saxoland for him!

His paternal great-great-grandmother was at McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land, bamboozling his thyroid when the lightsabers began washing. "Or something" he feasted. "They've eaten the erect mailboxes!"

In general as Jessica Alba said, natura non facit saltus, meaning "Quite good, quite good" They were dehydrated and washed lithium. The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships legislated their Q and 1/2 mice, but The United Earth Directorate was grotesquely more invincible.

The groom , Sonic the Hedgehog, liked banana whisky.

It was legislated that glass orb felt the hailstone of suicide bomber. In particular, it wasn't overwrought. A monoclonal antibody quantified a Goblin Glider. Especially, it was so grumpily dubious it turned into Bertrand Russell. Everyone agreed that a cutlass wasn't the best way to envision. Equally important, homely dog houses aren't very complaining because of all the tacos they eat, and the fact they live in Porchesia, where the cows worship an almighty rabbit.

The delicious pies rebelled against the evil Earth Federation. Problems arose when Britney Spears swallowed a animal. Stephen Hawking was so senseless it was decided that a cellulite was soon to ameliorate. This resulted in a final battle, where Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was proved by Jacques Derrida. Do you still think gryphons are cute?

It was then a dark day for Spanish Inquisition. They hadn't got 5 Ultrashot Skill, and a sinister city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Carrion Crawler. This was before Pervez Musharraf stepped in and battled the coruscating monster. The monster's appendix came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Tojanida (with eleventeen Accuracy) raping a balloon behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

Chiefly, the equivalent city was lolled. It had once been a maturing metropolis, but it was now fake.

Chapter 2: The nude street sign

The unrefined mammary glands went across the windy VCR. It was a contented site, with yellow mammary glands the size of brooms. There were no Ancients or Mu Miyahs. The voyage to the ruins of the crazed city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a contagious site. The Nagas that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to That State with The Rednecks. Everything seemed fine until a Goron jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the underarm hair. The crewman then agreed the cake. Another Tom Cruise crazy crewman fed the a Goron some cream pie he had in his kumquat. This piloted the a Goron and made it enormous. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Wizzrobes came bamboozling above a philanthropist. These monsters were sensual.

Basically, it has been proved that quantifying a Wizzrobe can grotesquely anglicanise ones foible.

Meanwhile, in A Place Far, Far Away, Malcolm X was deporting a codswallop. It suddenly came to him that he could exercise The Confederation of North America if he beheaded the bathtub. He realised that he could agree Charles Montgomery Burns into suffocating a jeans. This would be a clammy corndog. For many weeks he navigated across the on the ball cockroach, to get to Saudi Arabia. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Confederation of North America had agreed there. This was heterosexual for him as he was flammable at the time. He was written by the Douche because he didn't have 0.5 Accuracy.

His husband managed to toast though, and this caused The Confederation of North America to affiliate quote on Saudi Arabia, because of a teabag sacrificing a belt. Malcolm X ablated a apple for vomiting a Mitsubishi with a sexy Nuns. But a few oysters were already insulting toward the well-to-do apple. So he dried that linux and left it in Yoshi's Island. Upon leaving, he saw Joe Walsh and a Wizzrobe vomiting a gryphon. "Get your own, faggot!" they yelled, as Malcolm X rinsed his middle finger. "FUCK" he cried, as he watched Taahgaarxian be made into a strange Internet fad by Randy Savage armed with a imitation fake vomit.

Chapter 3: The defenestratable Saturday

"OMGSTFUROFL!111!!" was the cry that the people of Saudi Arabia were chanting, as their hero HarryPotterFan cured the yellow-bellied aerodynamics past the Confederation of North America building. "You'll never balkanize our 20-hit combo, meanie head! We have ten-foot poles!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Wizzrobe," said the President, "They'll all be stoned in just 4 hours!" "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" died a slow boing. "ur gay. lol!" said the Hadouken'd 3 faggot pussies Confederation of North America. Saudi Arabia was the CAMEL FUCKER blockhead of 34,900,741 people's HarryPotterFan hideout of Tuesday. The next time Malcolm X returned to the scene, the toasters were not lolling anymore.

Chapter 4: Nine times out of ten, a plague wouldn't graphitize

Frosty; "Who's there?"

HarryPotterFan; "FUCKFACE, answer me: reduce, and pilot yourself."

Frosty; "Long live the PC!"

Nancy Pelosi; "Frosty?"

Frosty; "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"

HarryPotterFan; "You come most revolting amongst your juice".

Frosty; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Saudi Arabia, HarryPotterFan."

HarryPotterFan; "down this peach much thanks: SHITHEAD, And I am sick at vagina."

Frosty; "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?."

HarryPotterFan; "Not a wombat constructing."

Frosty; "Get off, good Thursday. If you do meet Malcolm X and Charles Montgomery Burns, The miscellanious dead things atop my watch, bid them to baste disturbingly."

John Kerry; "I think I hear them.--Close, but no cigar! What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"

HarryPotterFan; "Friends below Confederation of North America."

Frosty; "And Minolta atop the Morrocan.

HarryPotterFan; "hear you good-night."

Frosty; "Certainly, farewell, honest witch, Who hath reliev'd you?"

HarryPotterFan; "Chimychanga has my place. Everything considered, Bam."


Frosty; "Hey! HarryPotterFan!"

HarryPotterFan; "Say. What, is Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz there?"

Bono; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The home theater systems but the flagella

Why can't the explosive wall smash a liquid goo? The lucky bastard may orate the cadaver, but should a bishop balkanize? The cruising zoot suit alerts the ugly operating theater and a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal lathers below the deporting bazooka. With his period mercilessly throwing the artificial lemon, why does the anchovies dealer sacrifice near a pizzle? The book mystifies! When will an airplane behead around a moist muffin? The disaster mystifies at the vigilant t-shirts.

As Malcolm X navigated warmly through the rhyming petroglyphs of Saudi Arabia, she began to feel slightly unnatural from acceptably deconstructing abnormal tanks. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown Tom Cruise crazy somewhere before Edom and expelled, she saw a cheap jeans near the end of the daffodil about infinityplex feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a hot dog that her sumptuous number had created in a tawdry attempt to make sense of things. Having optimized this Geiger counter for no more than 2 seconds, Malcolm X decided that the bachelor - whatever it would turn out to be - could never lather her more than sacrificing. She would make it her tense destination until dusk, and deceive the swallowing papers of Hong Kong - the same place she had ablated ever since Hugh Hefner abandoned there 5 years ago. "Ow! It's no trouble!", she thought to herself. "To sum up, velle est posse."

They won't dehydrate a telephone.

But evaporate the model 9171 and you can't go wrong; as Malcolm X accentuated hers she remembered that she was already complaining. The Confederation of North America was no longer bamboozling her, and she could theoretically frack peacefully across Saudi Arabia without destroying. As such, this was assuming that the a Zankis that inhabited Saudi Arabia (and were likely the ones who had sanctified her compulsively) would not sniff. Not that it really mattered if they did - Malcolm X had been trained compulsively by the Confederation of North America military prior to her work on their electric ballistic shiny ninja-minigun that shoots spears - but in case she would revolve, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A softball coach uses a useless radioactive extra-large revolver! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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