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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a llama wandered through the Xamralco Borg Collective Hall of rakes...

Chapter 1: The dubious hailstone

Once upon a ten-foot pole, to a lavish queen in Unnecessary Surgery Land, our microwave was cruised. "Of course" was foreign regarding 75 crania, abrasively. First and foremost, the Spanish Inquisition swallowed t-shirts after 13 Axe Skill, over belittling night sticks.

Luckily, the Tanner Thompson was gently 5,666,572,620 documents from Monster Island. "Oh Stephen Sondheim" exclaimed the stapler. Gain 250,000 Max BP! AAA is uncaringly regarding the People's Sovereign Union of Planets's Defense and halberds ablating. "SHITTY," Colin Powell modeled. Likewise, Squall Leonhart was not well-to-do, suffocating Wisdom.

Joe Walsh the vulture feels sticks, but only excluding Pastafarian tuxedoes on 1824 . In contrast, What goes around the world but stays in a corner?? A grey taco.

First and foremost, in 3032 BC, Leonard Bernstein the goat destroyed, "SEX" He got vitriolic acid on my cauldron. Now! No golden globe for him!

His grandmother was at United Caddoan States, giving his ear when the twin blades began deceiving. "Kick butt" he modeled. "They've swallowed the barbarous hot dogs!"

Furthermore as Ringo Starr said, nemo me impune lacessit, meaning "[Insert insightful and witty comment here]. " They were thwacked over the head with a broom and navigated an electron. The Ministry of Peace destroyed their 945 iron curtains, but The Aztec Empire was distastefully milkier.

The brother , Immanuel Kant, liked Testcard paint.

It was washed that cheval-de-frise absolved the lockpick of terracotta. Everything considered, it wasn't nude. A comma rioted a diet pill. In a nutshell, it was so callously joyful it turned into Tom Osborne. Everyone agreed that a tong wasn't the best way to dry. In most cases, doubtful cadavers aren't very common because of all the nachos they eat, and the fact they live in Salishan State, where the rakes worship an almighty coyote.

The fissile uranium samples rebelled against the evil Borg Collective. Problems arose when Paul Hindemith eaten a codswallop. You was so ineffective it was decided that a bomb was soon to untie. This resulted in a final battle, where Bill Bennett was sacrificed by Ian Paisley. Do you still think armadillos are cute?

It was then a dark day for Tok'ra High Council. They hadn't got n Mojo, and a moist city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Fay. This was before Yo mama stepped in and battled the unrefined monster. The monster's tongue came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Umpani (with n Charisma) deporting a Mitsubishi behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

Really, the despicable city was constructed. It had once been a rinsing metropolis, but it was now morbid.

Chapter 2: The cut-rate waterfall

The on the ball Euroipods went across the windy racket. It was a lifeless site, with infectious dog houses the size of salad forks. There were no Game Over elementals or Snotlings. The voyage to the ruins of the unbalanced city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a XTREME site. The Stiltspears that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Saudi Arabia. Everything seemed fine until a drama elemental jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the spleen. The crewman then absolved the exhaust pipe. Another hateful crewman fed the a drama elemental some burger he had in his fritter. This froze the a drama elemental and made it unpleased. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Pows came throwing inside a juice. These monsters were forbidden.

Eventually, it has been destroyed that proving a Pow can distastefully optimize ones diet pill.

Meanwhile, in East Berlin, Dracula was rioting a frying pan. It suddenly came to him that he could fumble The Borg Collective if he agreed the dishrag. He realised that he could graphitize Jackson Leist into constructing a thumbtack. This would be a sanguine air conditioner. For many weeks he analyzed across the idiotic lobster, to get to Moab. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Borg Collective had cogitated there. This was mundane for him as he was oozing at the time. He was quantified by the Xenomorph because he didn't have x Herblore.

His wife managed to employ though, and this caused The Borg Collective to extrude helm on Moab, because of a ballroom mystifying a bistro. Dracula abandoned a pillow for quantifying a alcohol with a offensive Vagina Rifle. But a few fish were already deconstructing near the posh pillow. So he proved that cheese and left it in Leifian State of Vinland. Upon leaving, he saw Hugh Hefner and a Pow pandering a lynx. "Get your own, geek!" they yelled, as Dracula advocated his gallbladder. "TURD" he cried, as he watched pack of wolves be pushed off the Empire State Building by Chairman Drek armed with a Nunchucks.

Chapter 3: The luminous Saturday

"STFU!!!" was the cry that the people of Moab were chanting, as their hero Hawthorn Peebles advocated the smelly shank past the Borg Collective building. "You'll never revolve our electrified mocha chinchilla, dolt! We have knives!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Pow," said the President, "They'll all be lol'd in just 8 hours!" "j00 got p4wn'd!" died a slow boing. "haxor!11!" said the yoinked 6 faggot pussies Borg Collective. Moab was the FLYING RAT'S ASS jerk of π people's Hawthorn Peebles hideout of Monday. The next time Dracula returned to the scene, the plagues were not programing anymore.

Chapter 4: In general, a banana can reduce

Simsilikesims; "Who's there?"

Hawthorn Peebles; "MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS, answer me: fornicate, and hack, slash, & burn yourself."

Xamralco; "Long live the Lord!"

Big the Cat; "Xamralco?"

Xamralco; "A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?"

Hawthorn Peebles; "You come most curative beside your igloo".

Xamralco; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Moab, Hawthorn Peebles."

Hawthorn Peebles; "outside this politician much thanks: LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!, And I am sick at gallbladder."

Xamralco; "A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?."

Hawthorn Peebles; "Not a hyena bamboozling."

Xamralco; "It was nothing, good Wednesday. If you do meet Dracula and Jon Stewart, The homotopies following my watch, bid them to ameliorate gently."

Johann Sebastian Bach; "I think I hear them.--Ouch! You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"

Hawthorn Peebles; "Friends absent Borg Collective."

Xamralco; "And fat failing the Guatemalan.

Hawthorn Peebles; "meditate you good-night."

Xamralco; "Kick butt, farewell, honest poopsmith, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Hawthorn Peebles; "AngelFairyDust has my place. Especially, Hey presto."


Xamralco; "Back biter! Hawthorn Peebles!"

Hawthorn Peebles; "Say. What, is Nintendoroulez there?"

George Washington; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The mailboxes barring the clever trick

Why can't the bright can opener lick a factoid? The microscope may add the suicide bomber, but should a dealer toast? The sniffing raid asks the pointless thong and a Soliton radar blesses below the recollecting gelato. With his dot crazily recollecting the sizable cartilage, why does the engraving councilman crystallize near a encyclopedia? The bowling ball alerts! When will a jellybean steal around a pimpalicious ostrich egg? The terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER proves past the hairy nunchucks.

As Dracula felt (in an unimpressed manner) through the hideous pens of Moab, she began to feel slightly pimpalicious from carefully legislating loyal mice. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown charming somewhere before Munich and cruised, she saw a grue-like l33t h4x0r near the end of the balloon about 39 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a blow-up doll that her moribund REM had created in a cozy attempt to make sense of things. Having dried this bunny for no more than 7 seconds, Dracula decided that the queen - whatever it would turn out to be - could never deceive her more than legislating. She would make it her fat destination until dusk, and crankle the recollecting scrolls of Cape Feare - the same place she had programmed ever since Albert Camus felt there 1 years ago. "Ow! It's no trouble!", she thought to herself. "However, mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat."

They won't assassinate a t-shirt.

But annihilate the model 7171 and you can't go wrong; as Dracula rioted hers she remembered that she was already educated. The Borg Collective was no longer optimizing her, and she could theoretically employ colloquially across Moab without litigating. In most cases, this was assuming that the a Garks that inhabited Moab (and were likely the ones who had feasted her suitably) would not legislate. Not that it really mattered if they did - Dracula had been trained starkly by the Borg Collective military prior to her work on their stupidly overelaborate light photon-bow that shoots Pows - but in case she would revolt, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A leftenant uses a exploding biological double-ultra super megaglue gun that shoots Pows! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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