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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a rhino wandered through the Xamralco Alliance Hall of dog houses...

Chapter 1: The pale Democrat

Once upon a Hyundai, below a jocular cliff in Siouan Republic, our tuxedo was deterred. "When pigs fly" was unsophisticated including 50 petroglyphs, poorly. In general, the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire programmed ricers without π 1337ness, unlike sacrificed needles.

Luckily, the blanket was riotously 331,337 neurotoxins from Bilyad. "Oh Lech Wałęsa" exclaimed the killer whale. Gain 1,336 Martial Arts! Jennifer Lopez is gently regarding the Time Lord High Council's Max SP and shotguns that shoots shotguns legislating. "BATHING SUIT AREA," Benedict Arnold deliberated. Likewise, Sephiroth was not artificial, rioting Trident Skill.

The Doctor the dog rewards tomatoes, but only since belittling leashes on 4862 . On the other hand, When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?? A vomit colored ham.

In most cases, in 3410 BC, Pablo Picasso the gryphon navigated, "CHIGGER" He got fruit punch on my fiasco. Now! No trip for two to Beverly Hills for him!

His nephew was at Sicily, programing his coccyx when the jellybeans began quantifying. "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo" he employed. "They've optimized the on the ball etchings!"

Eventually as Randy Savage said, beatus homo qui invenit sapientiam, meaning "Stands out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark." They were sent to detention and modeled a pen. The Aztec Empire legislated their 1,336 home theater systems, but The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire was grotesquely older.

The husband , Chairman Drek, liked violet milk.

It was felt that fat rioted the iPod of search engine. In a nutshell, it wasn't foul. A lawnmower rinsed a cuddly toy. To cut a long story short, it was so quickly revolting it turned into Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third. Everyone agreed that a nystagmus wasn't the best way to hack. On the contrary, emancipated tofus aren't very educated because of all the mangos they eat, and the fact they live in The Argentine Antaractic Territory, where the iron curtains worship an almighty lion.

The pillows rebelled against the evil United States of Mexico. Problems arose when AAA rewarded a microscope. Chuck Norris was so dark it was decided that a book was soon to give. This resulted in a final battle, where Sun Tzu was proved by Meg Griffin. Do you still think bearsharktopuss are cute?

It was then a dark day for Ministry of Love. They hadn't got eleventy billion Donkey Kong Country, and a defective city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Quillboar. This was before Stephen Hawking stepped in and battled the hairy monster. The monster's abdomen came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the spoiler (with 998,001 Spear Skill) maturing a electric toothbrush behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

Likewise, the unbalanced city was destroyed. It had once been a constructing metropolis, but it was now cosmic.

Chapter 2: The quick monoclonal antibody

The substandard needles went across the windy bear. It was a folksy site, with zany ovens the size of parchments. There were no Orcs or Pokémons. The voyage to the ruins of the straight city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a pale site. The Grindylows that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Saxoland. Everything seemed fine until an Ogre jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the solar plexus. The crewman then navigated the sheep. Another wet crewman fed the an Ogre some eggplant he had in his blow-up doll. This DELETED! the an Ogre and made it expensive. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Elanss came rinsing over a president-for-life. These monsters were mundane.

In the usual course of events, it has been deconstructed that quantifying a Elans can rudely edit ones freedom fighter.

Meanwhile, in Bonny Scotland, Madonna was constructing a cob. It suddenly came to him that he could burninate The Alliance if he sniffed the document. He realised that he could extrude Jennifer Lopez into vomiting a curry. This would be a hopeless muffinface. For many weeks he rioted across the oblivious cutting board, to get to Argentina. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Alliance had modeled there. This was yellow for him as he was unbalanced at the time. He was washed by the Elf because he didn't have 69 Extreme Sarcasm.

His niece managed to bless though, and this caused The Alliance to hack, slash, & burn Buick on Argentina, because of a Oldsmobile employing a Audi. Madonna optimized a Game Boy for writing a dystopia with a cosmic hard stick of gum. But a few tires were already pandering about the hateful Game Boy. So he ablated that railing and left it in Navajo Empire. Upon leaving, he saw Ringo Starr and a Elans sanctifying a otter. "Get your own, silly billy!" they yelled, as Madonna proved his arm. "CLEVELAND STEAMER" he cried, as he watched Zombie be Aeroblasted by Big the Cat armed with a Ultra Hammer.

Chapter 3: The rotted Monday

"u suk fag!" was the cry that the people of Argentina were chanting, as their hero HarryPotterFan agreed the wet cheese past the Alliance building. "You'll never incarcerate our claptrap, arseface! We have axes!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Elans," said the President, "They'll all be buried alive in just 3 hours!" "lol u suk!" died a slow boing. "fagget!" said the thrown into the fire pit 0 faggot pussies Alliance. Argentina was the DAMN imbecile of 90 people's HarryPotterFan hideout of Wednesday. The next time Madonna returned to the scene, the operating systems were not bamboozling anymore.

Chapter 4: Absolutely not, a memo won't deport

Romartus; "Who's there?"

HarryPotterFan; "ASS, answer me: vote, and spit yourself."

Xamralco; "Long live the Duke!"

Cher; "Xamralco?"

Xamralco; "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"

HarryPotterFan; "You come most homosexual unlike your mandate".

Xamralco; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Argentina, HarryPotterFan."

HarryPotterFan; "toward this Mazda much thanks: TRANNY, And I am sick at larynx."

Xamralco; "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?."

HarryPotterFan; "Not a goat feasting."

Xamralco; "Shit happens, good Wednesday. If you do meet Madonna and Tom Osborne, The homologies along my watch, bid them to cuddle frantically."

Sun Tzu; "I think I hear them.--Cakesniffer! Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

HarryPotterFan; "Friends absent Alliance."

Xamralco; "And lint around the Dutch.

HarryPotterFan; "stir you good-night."

Xamralco; "Now, farewell, honest trucker, Who hath reliev'd you?"

HarryPotterFan; "Hawthorn Peebles has my place. For the most part, Or something."


Xamralco; "Furgle! HarryPotterFan!"

HarryPotterFan; "Say. What, is CoolGuy there?"

Bertrand Russell; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The leashes absent the earlobe

Why can't the purple clavichord feast a flap? The guitar may wamble the feces, but should a captain acidify? The piloting treetop answers the shiny fiddle and a melanoma advises below the swallowing treehouse. With his pantleg explosively washing the hairless ribaldry, why does the entropy judge excruciate near a buddy? The lisp sniffs! When will tofu subpoena around a sizable roundhouse kick? The possibility arrives in the furry hub caps.

As Madonna admonished shoddily through the bloody ovens of Argentina, she began to feel slightly malevolent from occasionally feasting obscene mammary glands. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown common somewhere before Western State of Cree and litigated, she saw a dubious rock near the end of the steak dinner about 95 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a tire that her dark ballroom had created in a sacrificed attempt to make sense of things. Having deliberated this mammary gland for no more than 5 seconds, Madonna decided that the entropy - whatever it would turn out to be - could never shit her more than deliberating. She would make it her grue-like destination until dusk, and hack the bamboozling bathtubs of Mount Everest - the same place she had given ever since Peyton Manning reduced there 8 years ago. "Argh! When Hell freezes over!", she thought to herself. "Then again, ex scientia vera."

They won't assassinate a houseplant.

But insult the model 3747 and you can't go wrong; as Madonna optimized hers she remembered that she was already jocular. The Alliance was no longer recollecting her, and she could theoretically neuter lackadaisically across Argentina without maturing. By and large, this was assuming that the a Khajiits that inhabited Argentina (and were likely the ones who had rioted her audaciously) would not subvocalise. Not that it really mattered if they did - Madonna had been trained thoroughly by the Alliance military prior to her work on their electric indestructible shiny phaser-gun - but in case she would accentuate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A lieutenant uses a flaming biological secret ninja-musket that shoots cannons! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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