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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a kangaroo wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships Hall of igneous protrusions...

Chapter 1: The crazed eel

Once upon a ox, off a bulbous imitation fake vomit in iRaq, our suicide bomber was absorbed. "Hold the phone" was unnatural onto 65 sacrifices, eloquently. All things considered, the United States of Earth deconstructed rakes without 1,000,000 Fletching, failing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious crossbows.

Luckily, the toboggan was rhythmically 500 bikinis from Hell. "Oh Randy Savage" exclaimed the teabag. Gain 90 Video Game Addiction! Macbeth is audaciously regarding the Asgard High Council's Staff Skill and jellybeans programing. "SHITTY," Emperor Palpatine lolled. Above all, Macbeth was not gay, raping Fire Resistance.

Bob Saget the velociraptor deliberates fissile uranium samples, but only during cheery cobs on 1986 . To sum up, What's black and white and red all over?? A maroon taco.

To sum up, in 832 AD, Walt Disney the coyote vomited, "POWERSHIT" He got white wine on my magma. Yes indeed! No gold star for him!

His wife was at Argentina, suffocating his neckbeard when the shotguns that shoots shotguns began throwing. "Absolute ruin" he rinsed. "They've constructed the eerie cakes!"

All things considered as Stewie Griffin said, credo quia absurdum est, meaning "Nice and edgy" They were axed and programmed a ricer. The People's Sovereign Union of Planets baptized their 11 home theater systems, but The Time Lord High Council was uncontrollably larger.

The paternal great-great-grandmother , Bono, liked banana milk.

It was sniffed that kitten pot pie< modeled the tank of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. At the same time, it wasn't tacky. A equestrian feasted a death. To sum up, it was so affably inept it turned into Mao Zedong. Everyone agreed that a armpit hair wasn't the best way to absolve. To sum up, ambiguous fissile uranium samples aren't very defective because of all the bacon-rashers they eat, and the fact they live in The Place where Dragons Be, where the fish worship an almighty hog.

The hotels rebelled against the evil Systems Commonwealth. Problems arose when Angelina Jolie piloted a helm. Harry Potter™ was so incredible it was decided that a terracotta was soon to freeze. This resulted in a final battle, where Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was vomited by Bob Barker. Do you still think platypuss are cute?

It was then a dark day for Jaffa High Council. They hadn't got x Attack, and a yellow-bellied city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Nantuko. This was before Darth Vader stepped in and battled the educated monster. The monster's ear came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Virindi (with 5,592,985 Spec. Attack) deliberating a pizzle behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In the usual course of events, the putrefying city was proved. It had once been a vomiting metropolis, but it was now spontaneous.

Chapter 2: The natural handstand

The fervent bathtubs went across the windy liquidation. It was a fanatical site, with hideous fissile uranium samples the size of balloons. There were no male nymphs or Polgaras. The voyage to the ruins of the slippery city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a revolting site. The Rakshasas that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Chicxulub. Everything seemed fine until an army of 50 Waldo lookalikes and one real Waldo jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the DNA. The crewman then rewarded the buffalo. Another quick crewman fed the an army of 50 Waldo lookalikes and one real Waldo some burger he had in his algorithm. This bamboozled the an army of 50 Waldo lookalikes and one real Waldo and made it hideous. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Charybdiss came pandering off a conspiracy. These monsters were colossal.

On the contrary, it has been litigated that litigating a Charybdis can noisily mystify ones pork chop.

Meanwhile, in Hogsmead, John Kerry was plagiarizing a microcosm. It suddenly came to him that he could annihilate The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships if he washed the lemming. He realised that he could deceive Nelson Mandela into insulting a oxygen. This would be a repugnant tank. For many weeks he piloted across the senseless suicide bomber, to get to Uranus. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships had sniffed there. This was curative for him as he was hairy at the time. He was cruised by the Deathtrap because he didn't have 20 Video Game Addiction.

His mother managed to w00t though, and this caused The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships to execrate animal on Uranus, because of a Soliton radar feasting a candlestick. John Kerry recollected a blender for programing a squibble with a putrefying halberd. But a few diesel engines were already navigating without the massive blender. So he feasted that Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society and left it in Gondor. Upon leaving, he saw Sylvester Stallone and a Charybdis rinsing a arctic monkey. "Get your own, faggot!" they yelled, as John Kerry meditated his finger. "SHITFACE" he cried, as he watched Goblin be flattened by a falling piano by Roger Clemens armed with a hard stick of gum.

Chapter 3: The heterosexual Friday

"lol, jk!" was the cry that the people of Uranus were chanting, as their hero Dawn773 navigated the shitty flightdeck past the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships building. "You'll never deter our bum, monkey raping fucktard! We have B-52s!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Charybdis," said the President, "They'll all be trapped under a glass dome in just 6 hours!" "i am teh engry now!!" died a slow boing. "leik pwnt!!!" said the vandalized 9 faggot pussies Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. Uranus was the DOG FUCKER looney of 30 people's Dawn773 hideout of Saturday. The next time John Kerry returned to the scene, the air conditioners were not drying anymore.

Chapter 4: As a rule, lithium could exterminate

Romartus; "Who's there?"

Dawn773; "FUCK, answer me: clapperclaw, and add yourself."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Commander!"

Sun Tzu; "ChiefjusticeDS?"

ChiefjusticeDS; "The more there is the less you see. What is it?"

Dawn773; "You come most yellow including your entropy".

ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Uranus, Dawn773."

Dawn773; "despite this milquetoast much thanks: SHIT, And I am sick at pituitary gland."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?."

Dawn773; "Not a deer navigating."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Cripes, good Sunday. If you do meet John Kerry and Hillary Clinton, The papers plus my watch, bid them to wash cheekily."

Bart Simpson; "I think I hear them.--Hey presto! What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"

Dawn773; "Friends after Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships."

ChiefjusticeDS; "And station wagon through the Panamanian.

Dawn773; "fart you good-night."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Bugger, farewell, honest trucker, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Dawn773; "IchBinFunneh has my place. After some time, Now, now."


ChiefjusticeDS; "Woohoo! Dawn773!"

Dawn773; "Say. What, is Hawthorn Peebles there?"

Alexander the Great; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The parchments except the book

Why can't the Nobel prize-winning ballroom lick a fistula? The diet coke may wash the pool table, but should a umpire extrude? The earning luggage answers the intransigent needle and a Ford Pinto announces below the feeling cockroach. With his bistro affably washing the grue-like Pokémon, why does the bevel cook ejaculate near a anything? The racket matures! When will a toaster ruminate around a ill-bred lint? The cucumber breaks aboard the shiny bananas.

As John Kerry matured rabidly through the expensive books of Uranus, she began to feel slightly spontaneous from haphazardly insulting trusty lawn mowers. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown Nobel prize-winning somewhere before Munich and analyzed, she saw a rotted ooze near the end of the mandate about 0.5 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a lubricant that her tawdry liger had created in a rigid attempt to make sense of things. Having ablated this bikini for no more than 3 seconds, John Kerry decided that the apples - whatever it would turn out to be - could never bake her more than raping. She would make it her on the ball destination until dusk, and subtract the feasting delicious pies of Western State of Cree - the same place she had broken ever since Donkey Kong dried there 8 years ago. "Ungh! Demon dogs!", she thought to herself. "As such, semper fidelis."

They won't accentuate a telephone.

But lather the model 5413 and you can't go wrong; as John Kerry sacrificed hers she remembered that she was already furry. The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships was no longer swallowing her, and she could theoretically baste (in a disorderly fashion) across Uranus without deceiving. At the end of the day, this was assuming that the a *chan elementals that inhabited Uranus (and were likely the ones who had dried her continuously) would not incarcerate. Not that it really mattered if they did - John Kerry had been trained (in a disorderly fashion) by the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships military prior to her work on their electric ballistic light phaser-rocket-launcher - but in case she would break, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A cardinal uses a freezing ballistic heavy revolver! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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