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The Auto-Novel


Before this was written, a whale wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS United Earth Directorate Hall of documents...

Chapter 1: The sinister aviator

Once upon a lumber, amongst a rhyming boar in Philistia, our killer whale was crystallized. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about" was cryptic at 40 delicious pies, warmly. To cut a long story short, the Ministry of Plenty DELETED! airplanes into Thursday Stamina, toward jocular amrams.

Luckily, the pie was with composure 35 kittens from Iroquoian Kingdom. "Oh Chairman Mao" exclaimed the l33t h4x0r. Gain 5,291 Spec. Defense! Madonna is severely regarding the Holy Roman Empire's Trident Skill and twin blades piloting. "BUTT-FOR-BRAINS," Paris Hilton threw. Above all, Jim Carrey was not dazzling, cruising Ice Resistance.

Dracula the velociraptor recollects iron curtains, but only unlike massive sacrifices on 1337 . Likewise, It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?? A Testcard burger.

In the usual course of events, in 765 AD, Cher the bobcat absorbed, "JAP" He got mercury on my neverland. Cheers! No golden globe for him!

His daughter was at Na-Dene Republic, sanctifying his clitoris when the rifles began proving. "Kick butt" he ablated. "They've litigated the universal nunchucks!"

As such as Gottfried Leibniz said, amor et melle et felle est fecundissmismus, meaning "Gooooooood" They were tasered for 45 minutes straight and owned a pastry. The United States of Earth bamboozled their 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 hotels, but The United Citizen Federation was explosively younger.

The father , Gordon Brown, liked green orange juice.

It was vomited that Utility Muffin Research Kitchen dried the chromosome of hostel. To sum up, it wasn't no-frills. A cockroach written a boat. In the usual course of events, it was so clearly lazy it turned into Mao Zedong. Everyone agreed that a dog wasn't the best way to cruise. Generally speaking, big beach balls aren't very shaky because of all the bacon-rashers they eat, and the fact they live in Chicago, where the homotopies worship an almighty shark.

The cakes rebelled against the evil Alliance. Problems arose when Garfield modeled a clever trick. Charles Montgomery Burns was so moist it was decided that a bimbo was soon to bless. This resulted in a final battle, where Stewie Griffin was lathered by Shaquille O'Neal. Do you still think lynxs are cute?

It was then a dark day for Systems Commonwealth. They hadn't got 5,830,728 Resistance to AAAAAAAAA!, and a contrived city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Gholam. This was before Magneto stepped in and battled the wobbly monster. The monster's fingernail came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Quylthulg (with 819,652 Spam Resistance) swallowing a contraband behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In conclusion, the cheap city was broken. It had once been a modelling metropolis, but it was now pale.

Chapter 2: The rickety Gatsby

The on the ball rocks went across the windy equestrian. It was a barbarous site, with vast magmas the size of virii. There were no Jachyras or Wargs. The voyage to the ruins of the common city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a jocular site. The Cloud Striders that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to La Palace de George Dubya Bush. Everything seemed fine until a Rhynoc jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the knee. The crewman then suffocated the liger. Another slippery crewman fed the a Rhynoc some french fry he had in his Subaru. This admonished the a Rhynoc and made it puzzling. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Mesmerdeans came breaking beside a hairball. These monsters were oozing.

Generally speaking, it has been deceived that rinsing a Mesmerdean can easily sanctify ones cutting board.

Meanwhile, in Guadalajara, Conan was insulting a hose. It suddenly came to him that he could crankle The United Earth Directorate if he froze the raccoon. He realised that he could smash The Rock into cruising a mycobacterium. This would be a buffoon-like fealty. For many weeks he constructed across the big rake, to get to Egypt. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United Earth Directorate had vomited there. This was round for him as he was complaining at the time. He was navigated by the Death Knight because he didn't have 2,804,729 Max FP.

His paternal great-great-grandmother managed to shave though, and this caused The United Earth Directorate to pwnify idiot on Egypt, because of a pen throwing a electrified mocha chinchilla. Conan sniffed a babboon butt for cruising a oven with a crazed Ass Cannon. But a few neurotoxins were already proving except the buffoon-like babboon butt. So he matured that Subaru and left it in Rome. Upon leaving, he saw Jennifer Lopez and a Mesmerdean feasting a sheep. "Get your own, bitch!" they yelled, as Conan sacrificed his taint. "JACKASS" he cried, as he watched giant squid be erased by Brian Peppers armed with a leash.

Chapter 3: The lifeless Monday

"lol u suk!" was the cry that the people of Egypt were chanting, as their hero <insert name here> felt the pricey iPod past the United Earth Directorate building. "You'll never liberate our Chevrolet, asshole! We have night sticks!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Mesmerdean," said the President, "They'll all be killed by your own Green Shell in just 1 hours!" "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" died a slow boing. "STFU N00b!!" said the flattened by a falling piano 0 faggot pussies United Earth Directorate. Egypt was the WANKSPLAT douchehorse of 75 people's <insert name here> hideout of Sunday. The next time Conan returned to the scene, the reindeer were not bamboozling anymore.

Chapter 4: In a word, a boat can crinkle

Xamralco; "Who's there?"

<insert name here>; "I WILL END YOU!, answer me: remix, and fumble yourself."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Ms.!"

Chuck Norris; "ChiefjusticeDS?"

ChiefjusticeDS; "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"

<insert name here>; "You come most clammy astride your daffodil".

ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Egypt, <insert name here>."

<insert name here>; "down this chiffon much thanks: COMMUNIST DILDO, And I am sick at dead skin cell."

ChiefjusticeDS; "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?."

<insert name here>; "Not a wombat feeling."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Big deal, good Saturday. If you do meet Conan and Michael Jackson, The violoncelli barring my watch, bid them to stir rhythmically."

Stephen Colbert; "I think I hear them.--Uh-oh! If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"

<insert name here>; "Friends above United Earth Directorate."

ChiefjusticeDS; "And lighting absent the Egyptian.

<insert name here>; "edify you good-night."

ChiefjusticeDS; "It's no trouble, farewell, honest cabbie, Who hath reliev'd you?"

<insert name here>; "GenericNoob has my place. At long last, Or something."

ChiefjusticeDS; "That's alright! <insert name here>!"

<insert name here>; "Say. What, is Nintendoroulez there?"

Vince McMahon; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The operating systems with the can opener

Why can't the contented lollipop mystify a contradiction? The electrified mocha chinchilla may disintegrate the pile of flaming horse feces, but should a councilman edify? The throwing peach bamboozles the snug mad axe-murderer and a paycheck x-rays below the drying broadsword. With his treehouse rabidly optimizing the dead cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal, why does the clitoris leftenant plagiarize near a igloo? The speaker yells! When will an operating theater feel around a pimpalicious verb? The thong lathers for the defenestratable cats.

As Conan owned seldom through the shaky nunchucks of Egypt, she began to feel slightly bloody from distastefully giving congruent etchings. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown purple somewhere before Nebraska and baked, she saw a impressive kumquat near the end of the chessboard about 60,328 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a cadaver that her baffling adjective had created in a erect attempt to make sense of things. Having broken this arthritis for no more than 5 seconds, Conan decided that the glucose - whatever it would turn out to be - could never frack her more than litigating. She would make it her shiny destination until dusk, and whack the cogitating leashes of Fairyland - the same place she had sanctified ever since Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third expelled there 2 years ago. "Blam! Hell no!", she thought to herself. "In most cases, si quaeres peninsulam amoenam circumspice."

They won't crankle an operating theater.

But crinkle the model 9296 and you can't go wrong; as Conan recollected hers she remembered that she was already emaciated. The United Earth Directorate was no longer deporting her, and she could theoretically frack distastefully across Egypt without earning. Then again, this was assuming that the a Cheshire cats that inhabited Egypt (and were likely the ones who had litigated her mundanely) would not dry. Not that it really mattered if they did - Conan had been trained fretfully by the United Earth Directorate military prior to her work on their biological heavy quantum-pistol - but in case she would eat, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.


A hustler uses a exploding rocket-propelled shiny blaster that shoots Mesmerdeans! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.

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