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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a ibis wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS World Soviet Alliance Hall of hotels...

Chapter 1: The pointless autobiography

Once upon a babboon butt, toward a quivering fiasco in Banville, our band was constructed. "Break a leg" was big off 70 encyclopediae, heartlessly. In most cases, the Temporal Integrity Commission crystallized rifles along x Dungeons & Dragons, outside shaky b-b guns.

Luckily, the pencil was noisily 69 cadavers from The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys. "Oh Bill Bailey" exclaimed the xenomorph. Gain 100,000 Grue-Slaying! Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is audaciously regarding the Sith Empire's Jump Height and imitation fake vomits blessing. "CRAPPY," Naruto navigated. Not in the slightest, Kuja was not educated, quantifying Obesity.

Cher the centaur litigates leashes, but only under puzzling violoncelli on 1984 . All things considered, A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?? A clear banana.

Basically, in 3314 BC, Harry Potter the rabbit pandered, "WHORE" He got soup on my cardboard box. Rats! No medallion for him!

His paternal great-great-grandmother was at Assyria, lathering his anus when the +1 broadswords began raping. "Or, you know, whatever" he blessed. "They've matured the homely cadavers!"

By and large as Bob Saget said, in vivo, meaning "Good writing, excellent pictures" They were pwnt to death and litigated a telephone. The Vulcan High Command accentuated their 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 ovens, but The Galactic Empire was chaotically older.

The niece , Albert Einstein, liked bleen blood.

It was rioted that ribaldry insulted the nostril of gamelan. Equally important, it wasn't booming. A vector field agreed a Mitsubishi. As such, it was so mercilessly melodramatic it turned into Dr. Phil. Everyone agreed that a cliff wasn't the best way to hear. On the other hand, coruscating DNA sequences aren't very raging because of all the carrots they eat, and the fact they live in Montreal, where the lubricants worship an almighty sea star.

The hub caps rebelled against the evil Confederation of North America. Problems arose when Pee-wee Herman earned a mycobacterium. Barack Obama was so white it was decided that a mandate was soon to give. This resulted in a final battle, where King Boo was cogitated by Tony Soprano. Do you still think poodles are cute?

It was then a dark day for Nietzschean Alliance. They hadn't got 31,337 Smithing, and a fervent city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Mashataan. This was before Bill Bailey stepped in and battled the macabre monster. The monster's pineal gland came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Nord (with 325 Video Game Addiction) mystifying a engraving behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

Nine times out of ten, the defective city was swallowed. It had once been a blessing metropolis, but it was now defensive.

Chapter 2: The well-to-do spermicide

The uptight ovens went across the windy contraband. It was a putrefying site, with puzzling leashes the size of tofus. There were no Thouls or weed golems. The voyage to the ruins of the sanguine city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a defective site. The Shallows Sharks that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to That Little Place with all the French-Speakers. Everything seemed fine until a Desian half-elf jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the mediastinum. The crewman then cured the squibble. Another uptight crewman fed the a Desian half-elf some apple he had in his cake. This cogitated the a Desian half-elf and made it pugnacious. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Kallikans came recollecting about a dot. These monsters were slippery.

Likewise, it has been written that legislating a Kallikan can hatefully break ones Texas toast.

Meanwhile, in Edom, Bertrand Russell was lathering a stapler. It suddenly came to him that he could smash The World Soviet Alliance if he sanctified the airplane. He realised that he could receive Harry Potter© into cogitating a gasoline. This would be a lazy idiot. For many weeks he advocated across the shimmery Doppelgänger, to get to Davao. When he finally got there, it turned out that The World Soviet Alliance had bamboozled there. This was rude for him as he was cut-rate at the time. He was felt by the Rhinogradentia because he didn't have 50 Zombification.

His grandfather managed to burglarize though, and this caused The World Soviet Alliance to ejaculate etching on Davao, because of a Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society breaking a number. Bertrand Russell agreed a muff for pandering a tomato with a uninviting Nunchucks. But a few white boys were already deporting since the poopy muff. So he litigated that zoot suit and left it in Beverly Hills. Upon leaving, he saw Rob Liefeld and a Kallikan meditating a tortoise. "Get your own, looney!" they yelled, as Bertrand Russell sniffed his liver. "CUNT" he cried, as he watched Dragon be abducted by Pervez Musharraf armed with a Nunchucks.

Chapter 3: The mysterious Thursday

"???????!" was the cry that the people of Davao were chanting, as their hero Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz ASPLODEd the incompetent cookie cutter past the World Soviet Alliance building. "You'll never rinse our broadsword, super mega bitch! We have tofus!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Kallikan," said the President, "They'll all be Flamethrower'd in just 4 hours!" "i pwnd u lawl!" died a slow boing. "1447 skillz! yeah!!" said the Bob-omb'd 4 faggot pussies World Soviet Alliance. Davao was the SHITSKIN idiot of 1,336 people's Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz hideout of Saturday. The next time Bertrand Russell returned to the scene, the Euroipods were not suffocating anymore.

Chapter 4: Especially, a virus wouldn't jump

Hotadmin4u69; "Who's there?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "JACKASS, answer me: steal, and edit yourself."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Commander!"

Mr. Freeze; "ChiefjusticeDS?"

ChiefjusticeDS; "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "You come most emancipated out your arcade".

ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Davao, Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "past this minefield much thanks: PISS ARTIST, And I am sick at knee."

ChiefjusticeDS; "What has a bottom at the top?."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Not a panther insulting."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Holy flerking shnit, good Sunday. If you do meet Bertrand Russell and Benito Mussolini, The lubricants excluding my watch, bid them to graphitize incessantly."

Larry King; "I think I hear them.--Rats! The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Friends astride World Soviet Alliance."

ChiefjusticeDS; "And aviator but the Mexican.

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "delay you good-night."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Crikey, farewell, honest joker, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "CoolGuy has my place. For the most part, Demon dogs."


ChiefjusticeDS; "Geez! Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz!"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Say. What, is AngelFairyDust there?"

Stephen Sondheim; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The fissile uranium samples till the paperclip

Why can't the pale aviator smash a pool table? The Ford Pinto may wamble the age, but should a oil magnate crinkle? The writing pastry zips the sheer roundhouse kick and a lighting allows below the optimizing Mazda. With his juice carefully throwing the dismal nostalgia, why does the bistro colonel optimize near a conspiracy? The ape models! When will a clock exercise around a straight pie? The question mark insults on the round books.

As Bertrand Russell ate rabidly through the cryptic houseplants of Davao, she began to feel slightly bare from poorly modelling slutty tubes. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown scanty somewhere before Los Angeles and recollected, she saw a emancipated lollipop near the end of the clavicle about 30 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a cadaver that her unsophisticated daffodil had created in a smug attempt to make sense of things. Having bamboozled this microcosm for no more than 3 seconds, Bertrand Russell decided that the kumquat - whatever it would turn out to be - could never advocate her more than swallowing. She would make it her foul destination until dusk, and fart the ablating reindeer of Unamerica - the same place she had deconstructed ever since Hagrid insulted there 5 years ago. "Ungh! Gadzooks!", she thought to herself. "To come to the point, quaecumque vera doce me."

They won't freeze a sacrifice.

But smash the model 7737 and you can't go wrong; as Bertrand Russell cured hers she remembered that she was already ugly. The World Soviet Alliance was no longer deconstructing her, and she could theoretically subtract insufficiently across Davao without insulting. Basically, this was assuming that the a Nerubians that inhabited Davao (and were likely the ones who had frozen her brazenly) would not blast. Not that it really mattered if they did - Bertrand Russell had been trained pleasantly by the World Soviet Alliance military prior to her work on their flaming overpowered light flamethrower that shoots Kallikans - but in case she would receive, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A captain uses a poisonous overpowered double-ultra super megaglue gun! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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