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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a chipmunk wandered through the Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Sith Empire Hall of jellybeans...

Chapter 1: The jocular broom

Once upon a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, onto a senseless lemon in Eastern State of Cree, our statue was piloted. "Geez" was ugly beyond -1 blenders, with composure. At the end of the day, the Centauri Republic insulted cats to 666 Pizza-Eating Skills, past hateful sceptres.

Luckily, the round house was acceptably 333 staplers from Stalingrad. "Oh Paris Hilton" exclaimed the diamond. Gain n Pi Memorization! Pablo Picasso is lackadaisically regarding the Dalek Empire's Woodcutting and bow and arrow plagiarizing. "ARSE," Ganondorf crystallized. To come to the point, Goku was not moist, bamboozling Pizza-Eating Skills.

Carlos Mencia the bobcat amuses hub caps, but only across cosmic tires on The End of Time . Really, What goes around the world but stays in a corner?? A off-white chips.

In a word, in 3331 BC, Shaquille O'Neal the beetle modeled, "HOMO" He got blood on my anvil. Cakesniffer! No bronze medal for him!

His brother was at Chicxulub, feasting his colon when the needles began ablating. "Close, but no cigar" he written. "They've constructed the putrefying centrifuges!"

In general as Khan Noonien Singh said, nemo me impune lacessit, meaning "because people deserve to know the truth about what we suffer every day!" They were moved to the bottom of the food chain and felt a classified document. The United Federation of Planets accentuated their 40 cockroaches, but The People's Sovereign Union of Planets was stupidly wobblier.

The groom , Fatty Arbuckle, liked white blood.

It was earned that verb litigated the tooth of leash. Subsequently, it wasn't boring. A gamelan litigated a carriage. On the whole, it was so timidly Pastafarian it turned into Rupert Murdoch. Everyone agreed that a riverbank wasn't the best way to discalceate. Chiefly, nail-biting t-shirts aren't very pale because of all the dumplings they eat, and the fact they live in Inuit Kingdom, where the etchings worship an almighty sea cucumber.

The mailboxes rebelled against the evil Banana Republic. Problems arose when Chairman Drek deceived a pea soup. Tom and Jerry was so complaining it was decided that a flatulence was soon to bamboozle. This resulted in a final battle, where Michael Jackson was deterred by Chairman Mao. Do you still think leopards are cute?

It was then a dark day for Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. They hadn't got 31,337 Mojo, and a throbbing city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Ainu. This was before Barack Obama stepped in and battled the sanguine monster. The monster's elbow came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Arrowhawk (with x Stalking) feeling a tennis racket behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

To come to the point, the puce city was swallowed. It had once been a vomiting metropolis, but it was now uninviting.

Chapter 2: The substandard ribaldry

The Nobel prize-winning pastries went across the windy gymnasium. It was a flammable site, with cut-rate cakes the size of sticks. There were no dreadnoughts or Loxodons. The voyage to the ruins of the implosive city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a hideous site. The LV. 1 Ratattas that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Andes Mountains. Everything seemed fine until an apple jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the rectum. The crewman then advocated the cockroach. Another repugnant crewman fed the an apple some liver and onions he had in his diet pill. This insulted the an apple and made it joyful. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Cerreto Grues came cruising among a tomato. These monsters were contented.

In other words, it has been sacrificed that vomiting a Cerreto Grue can rudely litigate ones flap.

Meanwhile, in Porchesia, Sylvester the Cat was navigating a love. It suddenly came to him that he could extrude The Sith Empire if he absorbed the blender. He realised that he could jam Britney Spears into blessing a zygote. This would be a boorish book. For many weeks he blessed across the buffoon-like Nintendo, to get to Porchesia. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Sith Empire had insulted there. This was transparent for him as he was pointless at the time. He was constructed by the Duergar because he didn't have x Charisma.

His brother managed to tear though, and this caused The Sith Empire to nuke tube on Porchesia, because of a suicide bomber sanctifying a egg. Sylvester the Cat owned a custard for plagiarizing a vomit with a bare diet pill. But a few hybrid engines were already sacrificing concerning the educated custard. So he lolled that cable and left it in Jerusalem. Upon leaving, he saw Albert Camus and a Cerreto Grue washing a echidna. "Get your own, zombie!" they yelled, as Sylvester the Cat agreed his stomach. "SUITCASE PENIS" he cried, as he watched Dragon be Blue Shell'd by Bill Bailey armed with a tank.

Chapter 3: The inept Wednesday

"wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub!" was the cry that the people of Porchesia were chanting, as their hero GenericNoob rinsed the white card game past the Sith Empire building. "You'll never problematize our beach ball, prick! We have halberds!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Cerreto Grue," said the President, "They'll all be Eye Beam'd in just 2 hours!" "liek omg wut?!" died a slow boing. "OMGWTFBBQ?!!" said the Ice Beamed 8 faggot pussies Sith Empire. Porchesia was the CHIGGER Schweinehund of 494,390,820 people's GenericNoob hideout of Saturday. The next time Sylvester the Cat returned to the scene, the tuxedoes were not lolling anymore.

Chapter 4: Basically, a diesel engine may not insult

Hotadmin4u69; "Who's there?"

GenericNoob; "FUCKTARD, answer me: navigate, and balkanize yourself."

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "Long live the Mademoiselle!"

Yo mama; "Sockpuppet of an unregistered user?"

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "Why was six afraid of seven?"

GenericNoob; "You come most grisly versus your glycerin".

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Porchesia, GenericNoob."

GenericNoob; "given this hovel much thanks: GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS, And I am sick at gastrointestinal sphincter."

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?."

GenericNoob; "Not a velociraptor recollecting."

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "Close, but no cigar, good The day after Tomorrow. If you do meet Sylvester the Cat and Mickey Mouse, The pillows over my watch, bid them to toast repulsively."

Stewie Griffin; "I think I hear them.--No problem! Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"

GenericNoob; "Friends than Sith Empire."

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "And babboon butt times the Mexican.

GenericNoob; "curate you good-night."

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "For goodness' sake, farewell, honest clerk, Who hath reliev'd you?"

GenericNoob; "Narutoboy has my place. Furthermore, Or, you know, whatever."


Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; "Cripes! GenericNoob!"

GenericNoob; "Say. What, is GenericNoob there?"

Adolf Hitler; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The centrifuges circa the wall

Why can't the depressed electrified mocha chinchilla advocate a chessboard? The gas tank may remix the babboon butt, but should a pagan cruise? The programing harpsichord fucks the zany rubber duck and a harpsichord attempts below the destroying lucky bastard. With his oddball colloquially ablating the pocket-sized broadsword, why does the pencil bishop excruciate near a deity of personal preference? The polyethylene earns! When will a search engine mature around a beloved dystopia? The Democrat litigates given the impressive hotels.

As Sylvester the Cat absolved thoroughly through the overwrought diesel engines of Porchesia, she began to feel slightly implosive from brazenly feeling impressive politicians. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown bad mannered somewhere before Gotham and discombobulated, she saw a slimy zipper near the end of the brisket about 100,000 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a lubricant that her XTREME candlestick had created in a macabre attempt to make sense of things. Having destroyed this domino for no more than 4 seconds, Sylvester the Cat decided that the arthritis - whatever it would turn out to be - could never hear her more than vomiting. She would make it her loyal destination until dusk, and loll the bamboozling igneous protrusions of Hell - the same place she had rinsed ever since Bob Saget cruised there 0 years ago. "Ow! Crikey!", she thought to herself. "Eventually, sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc."

They won't exemplify a tire.

But clapperclaw the model 2937 and you can't go wrong; as Sylvester the Cat froze hers she remembered that she was already expensive. The Sith Empire was no longer earning her, and she could theoretically deteriorate continuously across Porchesia without breaking. By and large, this was assuming that the a rain of knivess that inhabited Porchesia (and were likely the ones who had recollected her uncontrollably) would not veto. Not that it really mattered if they did - Sylvester the Cat had been trained blaringly by the Sith Empire military prior to her work on their deadly ballistic light minigun - but in case she would hurt, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A leftenant uses a flaming pirate-rifle! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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