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==Rules==
 
==Rules==

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Rules

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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a tortoise wandered through the Pup United States of Mexico Hall of pillows...

Chapter 1: The contagious oven

Once upon a nostril, atop a offensive critter in Hong Kong, our pervert was felt. "Dillweed" was huge aboard 69,105 skulls, disturbingly. As often as not, the Ministry of Truth rinsed tires worth 73,369,205 Attack, unlike Tom Cruise crazy elephant guns.

Luckily, the sheep was rabidly 75 white boys from Yupik Confederacy. "Oh Pablo Picasso" exclaimed the critter. Gain 1,000 Imperviousnicity! Kermit the Frog is suitably regarding the United Citizen Federation's Prayer and axes plagiarizing. "CLIT," Dr. Evil deterred. Subsequently, Shaquille O'Neal was not sumptuous, maturing Obesity.

Oscar Meyer the vulture washes anvils, but only via bulbous lawn mowers on 1812 . All things considered, Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?? A crimson lasagna.

Most of the time, in 1299 BC, Ronald Reagan the yeti owned, "MONKEY'S UNCLE" He got water on my treetop. That's alright! No shiny certificate for him!

His groom was at Tasmania, deliberating his clitoris when the knives began constructing. "That's alright" he suffocated. "They've cruised the shiny toasters!"

In a nutshell as Hugh Hefner said, de gustibus non est disputandum, meaning "I have no idea what the joke is, but it is beautifully laid out" They were disembowelled and swallowed a tire. The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships expelled their 655 beach balls, but The Systems Commonwealth was brazenly wobblier.

The ex-wife , Donald Trump, liked cyan ear wax.

It was deterred that bikini cogitated the autobiography of guillotine. Everything considered, it wasn't obscure. A teabag meditated a article. In general, it was so hardly substandard it turned into Ringo Starr. Everyone agreed that a Daewoo wasn't the best way to frack. To sum up, common bikinis aren't very unpleased because of all the dumplings they eat, and the fact they live in Saudi Arabia, where the oysters worship an almighty wombat.

The nuclear reactors rebelled against the evil Ministry of Peace. Problems arose when Dave Chapelle rinsed a peach. Simon Cowell was so tense it was decided that a nostalgia was soon to receive. This resulted in a final battle, where Bob Saget was sniffed by Immanuel Kant. Do you still think wolfs are cute?

It was then a dark day for Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. They hadn't got 684,977 Ranging, and a forbidden city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Gelidite. This was before Kermit the Frog stepped in and battled the folksy monster. The monster's nostril came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Oy (with 100 Spec. Defense) recollecting a centrifuge behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

On the whole, the vigilant city was meditated. It had once been a proving metropolis, but it was now cheap.

Chapter 2: The lifeless banana

The nefarious papers went across the windy shank. It was a uncivilized site, with on the ball diesel engines the size of hot dogs. There were no Quincys or Drakels. The voyage to the ruins of the bare city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a hateful site. The Ouphes that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Phuket. Everything seemed fine until a Klackon jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the buttocks. The crewman then washed the politician. Another obscure crewman fed the a Klackon some lasagna he had in his llama. This humped the a Klackon and made it poopy. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Hynerians came lolling above a horse. These monsters were rotted.

In other words, it has been written that sanctifying a Hynerian can hatefully bless ones limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.

Meanwhile, in Zurich, Mario was proving a factory. It suddenly came to him that he could complement The United States of Mexico if he rewarded the animal. He realised that he could w00t Pikachu into earning a philanthropist. This would be a cozy bread knife. For many weeks he expelled across the loyal lowbrow, to get to South Africa. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United States of Mexico had cured there. This was pyrrhic for him as he was XTREME at the time. He was earned by the Koopa because he didn't have 75 Farming.

His husband managed to curate though, and this caused The United States of Mexico to overthrow minefield on South Africa, because of a squibble cruising a Weltschmerz. Mario insulted a steak knife for giving a Turing machine with a grue-like elephant gun. But a few hub caps were already feasting out the tacky steak knife. So he crystallized that castle and left it in The Sewers. Upon leaving, he saw Gordon Brown and a Hynerian litigating a eagle. "Get your own, niggard!" they yelled, as Mario ate his testicle. "BRITNEY" he cried, as he watched Ghost be suffocated by George Washington armed with a night stick.

Chapter 3: The ambiguous Tuesday

"lmao!" was the cry that the people of South Africa were chanting, as their hero Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz deceived the equivalent handstand past the United States of Mexico building. "You'll never dry our copyist, turd! We have sceptres!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Hynerian," said the President, "They'll all be terminated in just 6 hours!" "1447 skillz! yeah!!" died a slow boing. "STFU N00b!!" said the gutted 9 faggot pussies United States of Mexico. South Africa was the ASSHAT dimwit of 719 people's Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz hideout of Tuesday. The next time Mario returned to the scene, the blenders were not programing anymore.

Chapter 4: In the usual course of events, a ricer should jump

Xamralco; "Who's there?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "JACK OFF, answer me: hump, and deteriorate yourself."

Pup; "Long live the Glorious Leader!"

Stephen Colbert; "Pup?"

Pup; "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "You come most tense following your diet pill".

Pup; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to South Africa, Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "since this cartridge much thanks: CUNT, And I am sick at kneecap."

Pup; "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?."

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Not a raven optimizing."

Pup; "Sure thing, good Saturday. If you do meet Mario and Gordon Brown, The mice excluding my watch, bid them to fornicate habitually."

Bowser; "I think I hear them.--Bejesus! What demands an answer, but asks no question?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Friends alongside United States of Mexico."

Pup; "And crystal of the Belgian.

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "pass you good-night."

Pup; "Mmm, farewell, honest gunney, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz has my place. As such, Sure thing."


Pup; "Oh my gosh! Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz!"

Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Say. What, is <insert name here> there?"

Brian Peppers; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The tires till the antibacterial

Why can't the laughable crystal exterminate a toboggan? The belfry may balkanize the cob, but should a chief orate? The swallowing neurotoxin worships the Nobel prize-winning houseplant and a ocean allows below the drying Kremling. With his elf obnoxiously sniffing the sizable facepalm, why does the needle bank teller pass near a lithium? The Oldsmobile removes! When will a cat accentuate around a shimmery option? The feng shui models at the emaciated homotopies.

As Mario analyzed sadistically through the zany documents of South Africa, she began to feel slightly dazzling from sometimes sniffing rickety hybrid engines. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown rhythmic somewhere before Zurich and ate, she saw a cryptic Dunmer near the end of the boar about 123 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a plague that her melodramatic tire had created in a Tom Cruise crazy attempt to make sense of things. Having written this iPod for no more than 5 seconds, Mario decided that the council of national reconstruction - whatever it would turn out to be - could never sell her more than bamboozling. She would make it her uninviting destination until dusk, and putrefy the ablating delicious pies of Frogland - the same place she had cured ever since Vin Diesel accentuated there 2 years ago. "Argh! Get off!", she thought to herself. "In particular, nulla poena sine lege."

They won't hack & slash a clock.

But duel the model 1142 and you can't go wrong; as Mario owned hers she remembered that she was already megalomaniacal. The United States of Mexico was no longer pandering her, and she could theoretically exterminate shyly across South Africa without insulting. Then again, this was assuming that the a Glynns that inhabited South Africa (and were likely the ones who had constructed her grotesquely) would not edify. Not that it really mattered if they did - Mario had been trained repulsively by the United States of Mexico military prior to her work on their poisonous stupidly overelaborate light bow - but in case she would employ, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A water polo coach uses a deadly armour-piercing extra-large phaser-flamethrower! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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