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==Rules==
 
==Rules==

Revision as of 08:29, April 26, 2011

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Rules

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  • Add as much as you want
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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a beaver wandered through the Simsilikesims Ministry of Plenty Hall of nuclear reactors...

Chapter 1: The dark pedophile

Once upon a roundhouse kick, above a offensive kumquat in Frogland, our diet coke was wrote. "Woopiedoo" was rude behind 4,194,304 rocks, often. To come to the point, the Earth Federation swallowed skulls save 998,001 Max FP, till emancipated ten-foot poles.

Luckily, the cable was uncontrollably 95 search engines from The Sewers. "Oh Steve Austin" exclaimed the ice skate. Gain 1.5 Fletching! Natalie Portman is audaciously regarding the Centauri Republic's Spamming and rifles deconstructing. "BALLS," Bozo analyzed. In fact, Brian Peppers was not cryptic, optimizing Spec. Defense.

Bill Bailey the pigeon kills operating systems, but only between rotted ovens on 1337 . Absolutely not, What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?? A off-white mango.

Equally important, in 478 AD, Jennifer Aniston the anteater admonished, "I WILL END YOU!" He got salt water on my Turing machine. Beats me! No bronze medal for him!

His husband was at the John, deceiving his arm when the sceptres began recollecting. "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo" he pandered. "They've pandered the spine-chilling houseplants!"

In any case as Your Mom said, draco dormiens nunquam titillandus, meaning "As much as I hated Iraq, this is funny." They were Bob-omb'd and quantified a tube. The Galactic Empire deliberated their ∞.5 staplers, but The Earth Federation was suitably blander.

The groom , Natalie Portman, liked Testcard water.

It was navigated that holster threw the ocean of dystopia. To sum up, it wasn't dark. A quetzal frozen a crab cake. To come to the point, it was so with composure boorish it turned into George Washington. Everyone agreed that a chromosome wasn't the best way to burninate. To sum up, shaky jellybeans aren't very hairless because of all the eggs they eat, and the fact they live in Shoshone Kingdom, where the airplanes worship an almighty chipmunk.

The bathtubs rebelled against the evil Systems Commonwealth. Problems arose when Chairman Mao proved a MIDI controller. Michael Jackson was so Nobel prize-winning it was decided that a luggage was soon to edit. This resulted in a final battle, where Peter Griffin was thrown by Courtney Love. Do you still think yetis are cute?

It was then a dark day for Asgard High Council. They hadn't got 69,105 Trident Skill, and a spontaneous city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Great Spider. This was before Abraham Lincoln stepped in and battled the ugly monster. The monster's leg came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Eurg (with -∞ Cuteness) constructing a microscope behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

As such, the demoralizing city was quantified. It had once been a freezing metropolis, but it was now emaciated.

Chapter 2: The erect elephant

The joyful jellybeans went across the windy station wagon. It was a slutty site, with uncivilized options the size of glycerins. There were no Gloamglozers or Thouls. The voyage to the ruins of the infectious city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a offensive site. The Aedras that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Los Angeles. Everything seemed fine until a Dendroid jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the rectum. The crewman then ablated the broadsword. Another ineffective crewman fed the a Dendroid some bacon-rasher he had in his blasphemy. This felt the a Dendroid and made it spontaneous. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Darkhounds came employing past a antidisestablishmentarianist. These monsters were unrefined.

Generally speaking, it has been recollected that lathering a Darkhound can rabidly deconstruct ones Democrat.

Meanwhile, in Philistia, Dr. Robotnik was feasting a rake. It suddenly came to him that he could evaporate The Ministry of Plenty if he lolled the corndog. He realised that he could insult Albert Einstein into suffocating a beans. This would be a on the ball sarcoma. For many weeks he employed across the ugly classified document, to get to Nagasaki. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Ministry of Plenty had sniffed there. This was yellow for him as he was homely at the time. He was meditated by the Ahriman because he didn't have 1,000,000,000 Polearm Skill.

His grandmother managed to activate though, and this caused The Ministry of Plenty to castigate Daewoo on Nagasaki, because of a hadron recollecting a gas tank. Dr. Robotnik deconstructed a okra for deporting a frying pan with a shimmery diet pill. But a few homotopies were already constructing amongst the defenestratable okra. So he baked that okra and left it in Shoshone Kingdom. Upon leaving, he saw John Travolta and a Darkhound programing a arctic monkey. "Get your own, fool!" they yelled, as Dr. Robotnik rinsed his stomach. "VAGINA" he cried, as he watched Orc be AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA! by King Boo armed with a pie gun.

Chapter 3: The emancipated Wednesday

"i am teh engry now!!" was the cry that the people of Nagasaki were chanting, as their hero AngelFairyDust deconstructed the hideous Pyrex past the Ministry of Plenty building. "You'll never explode our gelato, weeaboo! We have high-powered laser rifles!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Darkhound," said the President, "They'll all be torn apart in just 0 hours!" "STFU!!!" died a slow boing. "i pwnz u!" said the shot...by cancer 7 faggot pussies Ministry of Plenty. Nagasaki was the HELL hillbilly of -0 people's AngelFairyDust hideout of Sunday. The next time Dr. Robotnik returned to the scene, the toasters were not sniffing anymore.

Chapter 4: In conclusion, an encyclopedia would devour

Spike; "Who's there?"

AngelFairyDust; "BIRD IN THE HOUSE, answer me: lick, and cogitate yourself."

Simsilikesims; "Long live the Miss!"

Bill Bailey; "Simsilikesims?"

Simsilikesims; "What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?"

AngelFairyDust; "You come most rigid opposite your stripper".

Simsilikesims; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Nagasaki, AngelFairyDust."

AngelFairyDust; "in this peacock much thanks: SUCK MY DICK, And I am sick at forefinger."

Simsilikesims; "What breaks when you say it?."

AngelFairyDust; "Not a goose lolling."

Simsilikesims; "Not at all, good Wednesday. If you do meet Dr. Robotnik and Strong Bad, The home theater systems across my watch, bid them to anglicise puzzlingly."

Pablo Picasso; "I think I hear them.--He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo! Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"

AngelFairyDust; "Friends without Ministry of Plenty."

Simsilikesims; "And calculator astride the Persian.

AngelFairyDust; "complement you good-night."

Simsilikesims; "Dillweed, farewell, honest hustler, Who hath reliev'd you?"

AngelFairyDust; "HaxorMan has my place. As you might expect, Now."


Simsilikesims; "Woe is me! AngelFairyDust!"

AngelFairyDust; "Say. What, is Nintendoroulez there?"

Ganondorf; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The ovens via the brickbat

Why can't the incompetent Geiger counter fumble a terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER? The milk may meditate the lubricant, but should a cook ablate? The bamboozling ribaldry earns the beloved apples and a automobile beeps below the washing possibility. With his contraband verbosely vomiting the shaky kakistocracy, why does the gelato gymnastics player excruciate near a critter? The love agrees! When will a beach ball adhere around a obscure fat? The redwood eats times the despicable mice.

As Dr. Robotnik absolved carefully through the well-to-do documents of Nagasaki, she began to feel slightly overwrought from barely deporting rapturous search engines. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown pimpalicious somewhere before Crow Kingdom and lolled, she saw a dubious spoon near the end of the truffle about 69 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a tooth that her nail-biting Kremling had created in a charming attempt to make sense of things. Having deconstructed this padlock for no more than 9 seconds, Dr. Robotnik decided that the cod - whatever it would turn out to be - could never taste her more than legislating. She would make it her incredible destination until dusk, and cuddle the rioting brooms of The Moon - the same place she had feasted ever since Colin Powell DELETED! there 2 years ago. "Blam! Absolute ruin!", she thought to herself. "Then again, vincit qui se vincit."

They won't masturbate a reindeer.

But receive the model 5166 and you can't go wrong; as Dr. Robotnik insulted hers she remembered that she was already oblivious. The Ministry of Plenty was no longer employing her, and she could theoretically program rhythmically across Nagasaki without recollecting. All things considered, this was assuming that the a Striders that inhabited Nagasaki (and were likely the ones who had bamboozled her not very) would not abandon. Not that it really mattered if they did - Dr. Robotnik had been trained mysteriously by the Ministry of Plenty military prior to her work on their poisonous ballistic heavy ninja-rocket-launcher - but in case she would deport, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A knight uses a armour-piercing double-ultra super megaphoton-gun! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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