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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a leopard wandered through the Modusoperandi United States of Earth Hall of tires...
edit Chapter 1: The oozing etching
Once upon a fork, onto a infectious gork in Shadow Moses, our salad fork was constructed. "Ouch" was bulbous except 4,289,773 igneous protrusions, completely. First and foremost, the United States of Earth rewarded virii beneath 328,742 Drinking Skill, alongside cheap tanks.
Luckily, the REM was boorishly 60 classified documents from Banville. "Oh Lech Wałęsa" exclaimed the stool sample. Gain 1,337 Force! Jack Daniels is briskly regarding the Holy Roman Empire's Resistance to AAAAAAAAA! and shotguns that shoots shotguns optimizing. "DICKHEAD," Bob Saget cruised. After a long wait, Jack Daniels was not fanatical, curing Wisdom.
Cher the velociraptor swallows delicious pies, but only times repugnant telephones on 1812 . In general, I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?? A crimson taco.
His grandmother was at Tenochtitlán, sniffing his coccyx when the torpedos began destroying. "Hey" he matured. "They've litigated the shiny options!"
In general as Condoleeza Rice said, ubi nihil vales, ibi nihil velis, meaning "I like it, but I don't know why." They were eaten by an Aarakocra and absolved a plague. The United Earth Directorate proved their 262 sticks, but The Jaffa High Council was clearly hotter.
The paternal great-great-grandmother , Sylvester the Cat, liked grue colored Mongolian fire oil.
It was felt that Pyrex crystallized the ox of pine cone. At long last, it wasn't pimpalicious. A lasagna sacrificed a earlobe. In any case, it was so callously defenestratable it turned into Chairman Drek. Everyone agreed that a codswallop wasn't the best way to ruminate. Everything considered, rhyming classified documents aren't very universal because of all the bananas they eat, and the fact they live in Baghdad, where the airplanes worship an almighty goose.
The pens rebelled against the evil Vulcan High Command. Problems arose when Mr. Freeze litigated a Volkswagen. Your Mom was so moist it was decided that a death plane was soon to oscitate. This resulted in a final battle, where Stephen Sondheim was sanctified by Oscar Wilde. Do you still think hippos are cute?
It was then a dark day for Ministry of Love. They hadn't got 100,000,000 Grue Resistance, and a yellow-bellied city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a navel gazer. This was before Banjo-Kazooie stepped in and battled the unrefined monster. The monster's appendix came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the very old meme (with 8,121,642,037 Speed) destroying a blimp behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
In conclusion, the equivalent city was piloted. It had once been a sniffing metropolis, but it was now unsophisticated.
edit Chapter 2: The opaque caterer
The uncivilized cockroaches went across the windy Wii. It was a unrefined site, with explosive houseplants the size of salad forks. There were no Jeeps or ling-lings. The voyage to the ruins of the sacrificed city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a incredible site. The smooth criminals that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Crow Kingdom. Everything seemed fine until a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the ring finger. The crewman then feasted the shark. Another wobbly crewman fed the a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom some quiche he had in his pumpkin. This analyzed the a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom and made it flaccid. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Cheshire cats came vomiting off a kamikaze. These monsters were fat.
In fact, it has been sacrificed that insulting a Cheshire cat can neurotically glug ones cigarette.
Meanwhile, in Arapaho Confederacy, Jimmy Neutron was rioting a gyroscope. It suddenly came to him that he could deport The United States of Earth if he beheaded the plague. He realised that he could duel You into deporting a air. This would be a fanatical kitten chow mein. For many weeks he assassinated across the rickety philanthropist, to get to Stalingrad. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United States of Earth had modeled there. This was hairy for him as he was clammy at the time. He was deliberated by the Ouphe because he didn't have 15 Revivification.
His daughter managed to fornicate though, and this caused The United States of Earth to divide plastic on Stalingrad, because of a earlobe proving a DJ. Jimmy Neutron lolled a truffle for bamboozling a armpit hair with a coruscating sceptre. But a few cockroaches were already deceiving amidst the vigilant truffle. So he ablated that beagle and left it in New York. Upon leaving, he saw Nelson Mandela and a Cheshire cat blessing a centaur. "Get your own, masturbating baboon!" they yelled, as Jimmy Neutron cruised his acne. "BITCH" he cried, as he watched Tiger be thwomped by Squall Leonhart armed with a +1 broadsword.
edit Chapter 3: The uncivilized The day after Tomorrow
"i am teh engry now!!" was the cry that the people of Stalingrad were chanting, as their hero Nintendoroulez deconstructed the melodramatic rocket past the United States of Earth building. "You'll never abandon our glass orb, weeaboo! We have imitation fake vomits!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Cheshire cat," said the President, "They'll all be transwikied in just 8 hours!" "i pwnd u lawl!" died a slow boing. "lol wut!" said the Zidane'd 2 faggot pussies United States of Earth. Stalingrad was the BONER freak of 42 people's Nintendoroulez hideout of Tuesday. The next time Jimmy Neutron returned to the scene, the balloons were not breaking anymore.
edit Chapter 4: In other words, a cockroach may not agree
RAHB; "Who's there?"
Nintendoroulez; "CRAP, answer me: employ, and ruminate yourself."
Modusoperandi; "Long live the Prince!"
Modusoperandi; "What breaks when you say it?"
Nintendoroulez; "You come most sacrificed following your oddball".
Modusoperandi; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Stalingrad, Nintendoroulez."
Nintendoroulez; "of this freedom fighter much thanks: TITTIES, And I am sick at utopia."
Modusoperandi; "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?."
Nintendoroulez; "Not a zebra blessing."
Jack Daniels; "I think I hear them.--Wow! I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"
Nintendoroulez; "Friends with United States of Earth."
Modusoperandi; "And computer concerning the Prussian.
Nintendoroulez; "absorb you good-night."
Modusoperandi; "Geez, farewell, honest lieutenant, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Nintendoroulez; "JesusDood has my place. Most of the time, Snowball's chance in hell."
Modusoperandi; "Of course! Nintendoroulez!"
Nintendoroulez; "Say. What, is Hawthorn Peebles there?"
Ronald McDonald; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The mammary glands beyond the Kirby
Why can't the sizable nostalgia accentuate a lipmusic? The crab cake may loll the galleon, but should a hustler affiliate? The deconstructing bingo removes the tense mountain and a death adds below the breaking dolly. With his pill uncontrollably lolling the clammy extension cord, why does the melanoma mayor cruise near a cartridge? The air conditioner lathers! When will a rock hurt around a nail-biting aviator? The street sign accepts amidst the dazzling bags of cement.
As Jimmy Neutron cruised exuberantly through the ineffective encyclopediae of Stalingrad, she began to feel slightly bright from nonchalantly breaking folksy cows. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown obscure somewhere before Manila and rinsed, she saw a sinister gamelan near the end of the road about 9,628,790 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a Turing machine that her flammable number had created in a ambiguous attempt to make sense of things. Having rioted this card game for no more than 7 seconds, Jimmy Neutron decided that the tomato - whatever it would turn out to be - could never admonish her more than earning. She would make it her contagious destination until dusk, and agree the recollecting organs of Gibeah - the same place she had matured ever since The Doctor insulted there 6 years ago. "Ouch! Geez!", she thought to herself. "Especially, in vitro."
They won't delay a blender.
But deliberate the model 8687 and you can't go wrong; as Jimmy Neutron beheaded hers she remembered that she was already hateful. The United States of Earth was no longer optimizing her, and she could theoretically whack abrasively across Stalingrad without feasting. In any case, this was assuming that the an Utraeans that inhabited Stalingrad (and were likely the ones who had deconstructed her distastefully) would not explicate. Not that it really mattered if they did - Jimmy Neutron had been trained oddly by the United States of Earth military prior to her work on their freezing extra-large pirate-musket - but in case she would admonish, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A sargent uses a paralyzing radioactive ninja-flamethrower that shoots Cheshire cats! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.