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==Rules==
 
==Rules==

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Rules

  • Do not delete what has already been written, just improve it
  • Add as much as you want
  • Make what you want gramatically correct. For example, each sentence must have one noun and one verb.
  • Make sure you use mostly templates, not words.
  • Use only templates from Category:Mad Libs templates

The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a jellyfish wandered through the Frosty Galactic Empire Hall of documents...

Chapter 1: The contrived prostate

Once upon a high-powered laser rifle, atop a emo mug in Britland, our nitrogen was dried. "Bam" was ill-bred into infinityplex cakes, abrasively. In any case, the Confederation of North America absolved salad forks absent 5 Popularity, including hairy diet pills.

Luckily, the earlobe was hatefully 70 operating theaters from your ass. "Oh You" exclaimed the Goblin Glider. Gain 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 Donkey Kong Country! Britney Spears is crazily regarding the United Federation of Planets's Poking people with bits of sharp metal and swords insulting. "MOTHERFUCKER," Magneto DELETED!. As such, The Doctor was not nonsensical, maturing Grueness.

Samus Aran the emu optimizes hotels, but only regarding putrefying cakes on 2012 . Furthermore, Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?? A fuchsia carrot.

However, in 3688 AD, Tony Soprano the duck constructed, "EXTRA LONG PENIS" He got mud on my gasoline. When pigs fly! No trip for two to Egypt for him!

His paternal great-great-grandmother was at Cairo, optimizing his rectum when the leashes began raping. "Hold the phone" he navigated. "They've dried the snug centrifuges!"

Before long as Michael Moore said, in vitro, meaning "Complete, irreverent and immensely funny" They were evicted and assassinated an etching. The Carrington Institute matured their 1,337 rifles, but The Spanish Inquisition was uncontrollably dirtier.

The mother , Sean Connery, liked green champagne.

It was sacrificed that anvil absorbed the cellphone of boat. Subsequently, it wasn't boorish. A apple sniffed a osteoporosis. At the end of the day, it was so colloquially spine-chilling it turned into Peter Griffin. Everyone agreed that a cliff wasn't the best way to cogitate. Equally important, obscene diet pills aren't very gay because of all the chipss they eat, and the fact they live in Stick Arena, where the rocks worship an almighty kangaroo.

The anvils rebelled against the evil People's Sovereign Union of Planets. Problems arose when Mario sacrificed a cockroach. Kuja was so smug it was decided that a newspaper was soon to seizurize. This resulted in a final battle, where Pikachu was matured by Sephiroth. Do you still think gazelles are cute?

It was then a dark day for Holy Roman Empire. They hadn't got 42 Attack, and a naked city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Noface. This was before Courtney Love stepped in and battled the shitty monster. The monster's underarm hair came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Heartless (with n Evasion) ablating a xenomorph behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In most cases, the trusty city was bamboozled. It had once been a destroying metropolis, but it was now complaining.

Chapter 2: The obscene blimp

The morbid etchings went across the windy Honda. It was a hopeless site, with overwrought bathtubs the size of nuclear reactors. There were no Orcs or obscure memes. The voyage to the ruins of the pocket-sized city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a unpleased site. The orcs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Lisbon. Everything seemed fine until a Reptile Man jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the esophagus. The crewman then bamboozled the cellphone. Another mediocre crewman fed the a Reptile Man some apple he had in his espresso. This employed the a Reptile Man and made it colossal. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three killer puddings came sniffing alongside a politician. These monsters were uncivilized.

Then again, it has been destroyed that mystifying a killer pudding can crazily incinerate ones cutlass.

Meanwhile, in New York, Jimmy Neutron was sanctifying a lighting. It suddenly came to him that he could activate The Galactic Empire if he wrote the cliff. He realised that he could exterminate Thomas Edison into ablating a tennis racket. This would be a slutty showdown. For many weeks he recollected across the naked Holy Martian Empire, to get to Somewhere. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Galactic Empire had frozen there. This was unnatural for him as he was nefarious at the time. He was modeled by the Quylthulg because he didn't have 5,592,985 Spec. Defense.

His paternal great-great-grandmother managed to acidify though, and this caused The Galactic Empire to regurgitate quote on Somewhere, because of a Audi washing a candlestick. Jimmy Neutron rewarded a road for drying a Ford Pinto with a alarming high-powered laser rifle. But a few cockroaches were already meditating below the spine-chilling road. So he navigated that REM and left it in Wakashan Empire. Upon leaving, he saw Malcolm X and a killer pudding rinsing a centaur. "Get your own, ass!" they yelled, as Jimmy Neutron absolved his scrotum. "GRIS" he cried, as he watched Mongolian Death Worm be found out by Rupert Murdoch armed with a trebuchet.

Chapter 3: The naked Thursday

"wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub!" was the cry that the people of Somewhere were chanting, as their hero <insert name here> quantified the unreliable conspiracy past the Galactic Empire building. "You'll never eat our monoclonal antibody, idiot! We have towells!" cried their hero. "Unleash the killer pudding," said the President, "They'll all be soaked in gasoline and set on fire in just 3 hours!" "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" died a slow boing. "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor!" said the defeated 7 faggot pussies Galactic Empire. Somewhere was the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! butthead of 85 people's <insert name here> hideout of Saturday. The next time Jimmy Neutron returned to the scene, the ricers were not cruising anymore.

Chapter 4: On the whole, an airplane should delete

Spike; "Who's there?"

<insert name here>; "OSTRICH MY ASS, answer me: hear, and extrude yourself."

Frosty; "Long live the Professor!"

Ronald McDonald; "Frosty?"

Frosty; "What demands an answer, but asks no question?"

<insert name here>; "You come most bright worth your cowbell".

Frosty; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Somewhere, <insert name here>."

<insert name here>; "during this lipmusic much thanks: HOT GRITS, And I am sick at eyeball."

Frosty; "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?."

<insert name here>; "Not a owl freezing."

Frosty; "Sure thing, good Tuesday. If you do meet Jimmy Neutron and Ronald McDonald, The skulls out my watch, bid them to mollify continuously."

Ronald Reagan; "I think I hear them.--Back biter! A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?"

<insert name here>; "Friends minus Galactic Empire."

Frosty; "And shank against the Jamaican.

<insert name here>; "mature you good-night."

Frosty; "-Expletive Deleted-, farewell, honest cardinal, Who hath reliev'd you?"

<insert name here>; "GenericNoob has my place. In a few words, Uh-oh."


Frosty; "Roll out the red carpet! <insert name here>!"

<insert name here>; "Say. What, is BillyBob there?"

Jackson Leist; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The petroglyphs till the fiddle

Why can't the slimy copypasta curate a bevel? The potato masher may obliterate the kumquat, but should a pope complement? The lolling automobile insults the shiny Suzuki and a blow-up doll deceives below the sniffing leash. With his aviator thoroughly modelling the mediocre hideout, why does the rape> waitress reward near a camera? The aviator stretches! When will a hairball castigate around a congruent computer? The earlobe steals from onto the remarkable dog houses.

As Jimmy Neutron vomited often through the homely air conditioners of Somewhere, she began to feel slightly lavish from uncontrollably sacrificing nail-biting ovens. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown uptight somewhere before Cebu and cured, she saw a puce Oldsmobile near the end of the jeans about 2.718 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a tooth that her quick balloon had created in a morbid attempt to make sense of things. Having earned this holster for no more than 9 seconds, Jimmy Neutron decided that the blender - whatever it would turn out to be - could never deliberate her more than freezing. She would make it her gay destination until dusk, and glug the sanctifying cadavers of Bonny Scotland - the same place she had deliberated ever since Sylvester Stallone wrote there 1 years ago. "Ow! Come again!", she thought to herself. "On the contrary, mala tempora currunt."

They won't glug a centrifuge.

But ruminate the model 3621 and you can't go wrong; as Jimmy Neutron humped hers she remembered that she was already uptight. The Galactic Empire was no longer pandering her, and she could theoretically smash noisily across Somewhere without swallowing. In particular, this was assuming that the a robot with guns for arms shooting guns at other gunss that inhabited Somewhere (and were likely the ones who had swallowed her often) would not crinkle. Not that it really mattered if they did - Jimmy Neutron had been trained apathetically by the Galactic Empire military prior to her work on their freezing extra-large pirate-gun that shoots killer puddings - but in case she would deconstruct, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

Next...

A wizard uses a stupidly overelaborate light flamethrower! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.


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