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The Auto-Novel


Before this was written, a tortoise wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Ministry of Love Hall of reindeer...

Chapter 1: The rhythmic truffle

Once upon a ostrich egg, across a rapturous ripple in South Africa, our clock was absorbed. "Take care" was exotic alongside 250,000 virii, (in an unimpressed manner). To sum up, the Nietzschean Alliance pwned hot dogs barring 5,592,985 Bow Skill, up peculiar shotguns.

Luckily, the clitoris was shoddily 15 pens from Uranus. "Oh Bill Bailey" exclaimed the mammary gland. Gain 47,300,192 Resistance to AAAAAAAAA!! The Doctor is mundanely regarding the Temporal Integrity Commission's Stalking and amrams curing. "SHITE," Madonna vomited. However, Harry Potter© was not unreliable, freezing Wiki Formatting.

Dr. Robotnik the unicorn swallows operating systems, but only circa hopeless hot dogs on 1986 . On the other hand, When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?? A off-white dumpling.

Likewise, in 2692 AD, Mao Zedong the ferret lathered, "ASSWIPE" He got ethanol on my nexus. Bejesus! No box of truffels for him!

His niece was at Argentina, agreeing his hair when the twin blades began rioting. "Ouch" he proved. "They've washed the pyrrhic mailboxes!"

Everything considered as Scooter Libby said, gaudeamus igitur, meaning "Better than unrefined cheval-de-frise washing 1,234,567,890 reindeer" They were recycled and legislated glycerin. The Spanish Inquisition suffocated their 250 politicians, but The Sith Empire was noisily blander.

The cousin , Benedict Arnold, liked off-off-white lubrizol.

It was given that ripple discombobulated the glass orb of applesauce. By and large, it wasn't straight. A Zork thrown a home theater system. Basically, it was so clearly sizable it turned into Leonardo da Vinci. Everyone agreed that a stool sample wasn't the best way to mature. For the most part, fervent houseplants aren't very XTREME because of all the cheeses they eat, and the fact they live in Tokyo, where the neurotoxins worship an almighty anteater.

The homotopies rebelled against the evil Ministry of Love. Problems arose when Darth Vader destroyed a peach. Samus Aran was so depressed it was decided that a lumber was soon to swallow. This resulted in a final battle, where Emperor Palpatine was deceived by Goku. Do you still think squirrels are cute?

It was then a dark day for People's Sovereign Union of Planets. They hadn't got Thursday Grue Resistance, and a charming city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a rat-ant. This was before The King of the Internet stepped in and battled the vulgar monster. The monster's underarm hair came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Hell Hound (with 75 Guts) legislating a carriage behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

By and large, the expensive city was feasted. It had once been a litigating metropolis, but it was now moribund.

Chapter 2: The puzzling kitten

The natural mugs went across the windy killer whale. It was a diseased site, with obscure reindeer the size of bikinis. There were no Reedsharks or Periannaths. The voyage to the ruins of the shitty city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a megalomaniacal site. The Mucors that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Cuesta Verde. Everything seemed fine until a Tarrasque jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the nostril. The crewman then felt the deity of personal preference. Another megalomaniacal crewman fed the a Tarrasque some cake he had in his ice skate. This recollected the a Tarrasque and made it foreign. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Moggs came ablating besides a Democrat. These monsters were shaky.

Before long, it has been modeled that washing a Mogg can apathetically pwnify ones contradiction.

Meanwhile, in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, Meg Griffin was quantifying a baby. It suddenly came to him that he could pander The Ministry of Love if he lolled the bottle. He realised that he could bless Bob Barker into mystifying a lint. This would be a slutty hobgoblin. For many weeks he matured across the megalomaniacal brickbat, to get to Niagara Falls. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Ministry of Love had agreed there. This was fat for him as he was smug at the time. He was rinsed by the Monouga because he didn't have π Critical Hits.

His groom managed to add though, and this caused The Ministry of Love to swallow vulva on Niagara Falls, because of a wall deceiving a space. Meg Griffin expelled a cheval-de-frise for deconstructing a lithium with a moribund trebuchet. But a few cobs were already modelling following the Pastafarian cheval-de-frise. So he reduced that codswallop and left it in Springfield. Upon leaving, he saw Paris Hilton and a Mogg blessing a gibbon. "Get your own, meanie head!" they yelled, as Meg Griffin cogitated his zit. "CHOAD" he cried, as he watched pack of wolves be left behind while the world was ending by Meg Griffin armed with a Chuck norris.

Chapter 3: The egregious Saturday

"fagget!" was the cry that the people of Niagara Falls were chanting, as their hero ManBoy deterred the intransigent factoid past the Ministry of Love building. "You'll never rinse our US Navy aircraft carrier, dingpot! We have diet pills!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Mogg," said the President, "They'll all be eradicated in just 9 hours!" "SAGE!" died a slow boing. "lmao!" said the banned from the internet 6 faggot pussies Ministry of Love. Niagara Falls was the GOD DAMMIT dingbat fucker of 1,336 people's ManBoy hideout of The day after Tomorrow. The next time Meg Griffin returned to the scene, the mugs were not earning anymore.

Chapter 4: In the usual course of events, tofu may not analyze

Xamralco; "Who's there?"

ManBoy; "YOU WANKER, answer me: oscillate, and cruise yourself."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Queen!"

Nancy Pelosi; "ChiefjusticeDS?"

ChiefjusticeDS; "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"

ManBoy; "You come most nude amongst your Xbox".

ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Niagara Falls, ManBoy."

ManBoy; "with this ooze much thanks: ASSHAT, And I am sick at zit."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?."

ManBoy; "Not a badger optimizing."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Don't mention it, good Wednesday. If you do meet Meg Griffin and Fatty Arbuckle, The etchings regarding my watch, bid them to bake hoarsely."

Rob Liefeld; "I think I hear them.--Well then! What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"

ManBoy; "Friends inside Ministry of Love."

ChiefjusticeDS; "And deviant barring the Icelandic.

ManBoy; "analyze you good-night."

ChiefjusticeDS; "Kick butt, farewell, honest chief, Who hath reliev'd you?"

ManBoy; "ManBoy has my place. In a few words, Close, but no cigar."

ChiefjusticeDS; "By all means! ManBoy!"

ManBoy; "Say. What, is GenericNoob there?"

Bart Simpson; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The bikinis underneath the cauldron

Why can't the clammy blow-up doll stir a armpit hair? The stampede may exterminate the blah, but should a pastor delay? The sanctifying vulva steals from the flammable ape and a paper affords below the writing infinity. With his tire warmly freezing the grue-like cartridge, why does the steak knife garbageman implode near a tire? The person deliberates! When will an oven legislate around a macabre event? The shark lathers near the incompetent mice.

As Meg Griffin rioted senselessly through the dark documents of Niagara Falls, she began to feel slightly lavish from affably throwing uptight kittens. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown lavish somewhere before Bouvet Island and navigated, she saw a smelly lava near the end of the MIDI controller about 10 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a leash that her trusty padlock had created in a cosmic attempt to make sense of things. Having piloted this REM for no more than 7 seconds, Meg Griffin decided that the toaster - whatever it would turn out to be - could never negate her more than recollecting. She would make it her sensual destination until dusk, and eat the employing kittens of San Francisco - the same place she had broken ever since AAA humped there 2 years ago. "Ungh! Presto!", she thought to herself. "By and large, velle est posse."

They won't ruminate a homotopy.

But burglarize the model 4721 and you can't go wrong; as Meg Griffin destroyed hers she remembered that she was already straight. The Ministry of Love was no longer sniffing her, and she could theoretically veto pleasantly across Niagara Falls without drying. Absolutely not, this was assuming that the a Yagudos that inhabited Niagara Falls (and were likely the ones who had employed her stupidly) would not write. Not that it really mattered if they did - Meg Griffin had been trained incessantly by the Ministry of Love military prior to her work on their poisonous shiny quantum-bow - but in case she would convert, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.


A trucker uses a poisonous indestructible light grenade-launcher! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.

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