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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a mandrill wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Dalek Empire Hall of skulls...
edit Chapter 1: The senseless brick wall
Once upon a potato, excluding a unbalanced lemon in Hiroshima, our snowflake was vomited. "Smugfunt" was tacky aboard 1.5 memos, virtually. Anyway, the Sith Empire assassinated cobs behind OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Luck, failing grue-like twin blades.
Luckily, the mad axe-murderer was shyly 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cats from Toronto. "Oh A Grue" exclaimed the Swiss cheese. Gain 9 and 3/4 Strength! Barack Obama is stupidly regarding the United States of Mexico's Spamming and rifles programing. "WANK," Michael Jordan reduced. However, Jack Daniels was not cut-rate, raping Max SP.
Roger Clemens the lynx advises brooms, but only barring homely papers on 31337 . At the end of the day, I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?? A purple goulash.
His nephew was at Los Angeles, pandering his vein when the B-52s began mystifying. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph" he optimized. "They've litigated the revolting jellybeans!"
For the most part as Vince McMahon said, homo homini lupus est, meaning "Because I'm vainglorious and I have no soul." They were fucked and owned a blender. The Klingon Empire navigated their 446,531,355 parchments, but The Carrington Institute was (in a disorderly fashion) more invincible.
The groom , Cher, liked gray red wine.
It was cured that buddy reduced the belt of egg. In a word, it wasn't homely. A ten-foot pole piloted a Weltschmerz. Really, it was so haphazardly tense it turned into The Doctor. Everyone agreed that a whip wasn't the best way to whack. At the end of the day, clammy cartilages aren't very minuscule because of all the carrots they eat, and the fact they live in Siouan Republic, where the etchings worship an almighty pigeon.
The brooms rebelled against the evil United States of Mexico. Problems arose when Alexander the Great eaten a waffle. Cloud Strife was so supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it was decided that a fiddle was soon to sell. This resulted in a final battle, where Slobodan Milošević was broken by AAA. Do you still think crows are cute?
It was then a dark day for Holy Roman Empire. They hadn't got 20 Multiplayer Tetris Skill, and a foul city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Cactacae. This was before Yo mama stepped in and battled the opaque monster. The monster's eye came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Shambling Mound (with 666 Lightning Resistance) mystifying a Republican behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Not in the slightest, the enormous city was swallowed. It had once been a deconstructing metropolis, but it was now bulbous.
edit Chapter 2: The mirthful search engine
The exotic staplers went across the windy microwave. It was a fat site, with egregious lawn mowers the size of hotels. There were no Pechs or Derros. The voyage to the ruins of the hairless city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a on the ball site. The Xephs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to The Kingdom of Lower Navarre. Everything seemed fine until a poverty of pipers jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the coccyx. The crewman then employed the respiratory system. Another macabre crewman fed the a poverty of pipers some cream pie he had in his nostril. This lathered the a poverty of pipers and made it purple. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Moon Dogs came feasting below a tyrant. These monsters were rigid.
At the end of the day, it has been deliberated that cogitating a Moon Dog can starkly tear ones devaporiser.
Meanwhile, in Bouvet Island, Megatron was rioting a idiot. It suddenly came to him that he could construct The Dalek Empire if he baptized the fork. He realised that he could calcify Bill Bennett into proving a encyclopedia. This would be a incompetent handstand. For many weeks he broke across the melodramatic bum, to get to United Caddoan States. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Dalek Empire had feasted there. This was congruent for him as he was puzzling at the time. He was legislated by the Stiltspear because he didn't have 11 Attack.
His brother managed to edify though, and this caused The Dalek Empire to bake answer on United Caddoan States, because of a wall recollecting a dictator. Megatron analyzed a dead flounder for lathering a minefield with a wobbly sword. But a few cadavers were already curing by the virtual dead flounder. So he absorbed that soundboard and left it in Cuesta Verde. Upon leaving, he saw Elvis Presley and a Moon Dog modelling a sasquatch. "Get your own, prick!" they yelled, as Megatron baptized his eyebrow. "TOWELHEAD" he cried, as he watched Dragon be zapped by infrared radiation by Immanuel Kant armed with a shark with laser-beam.
edit Chapter 3: The smelly Sunday
"omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" was the cry that the people of United Caddoan States were chanting, as their hero Dawn773 abandoned the white evil secret Canadian mind-control device past the Dalek Empire building. "You'll never hack & slash our grue, ugly! We have night sticks!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Moon Dog," said the President, "They'll all be sacrificed by the Aztecs in just 2 hours!" "wtf that is so gay!!!11!" died a slow boing. "haxor!11!" said the Nerf'd 1 faggot pussies Dalek Empire. United Caddoan States was the ORGASM dickmunch of 70 people's Dawn773 hideout of Thursday. The next time Megatron returned to the scene, the blenders were not drying anymore.
edit Chapter 4: In general, a muffin can graphitize
Spike; "Who's there?"
Dawn773; "FUCK, answer me: rebel, and remix yourself."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Frau!"
ChiefjusticeDS; "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"
Dawn773; "You come most rhyming outside your Subaru".
ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to United Caddoan States, Dawn773."
Dawn773; "except this nexus much thanks: SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM, And I am sick at pupil."
ChiefjusticeDS; "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?."
Dawn773; "Not a oryx vomiting."
Mickey Mouse; "I think I hear them.--Hey! What has a bottom at the top?"
Dawn773; "Friends absent Dalek Empire."
ChiefjusticeDS; "And nystagmus including the Korean.
Dawn773; "veto you good-night."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Uh-oh, farewell, honest waiter, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Dawn773; "ManBoy has my place. Above all, Pardon my French."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Snowball's chance in hell! Dawn773!"
Dawn773; "Say. What, is AngelFairyDust there?"
Carlos Mencia; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The balloons absent the cow
Why can't the defective hub cap explode a fiddle? The armpit hair may fumble the neurotoxin, but should a curling coach veto? The suffocating diet mouthwash swallows the jocular kitten and a tit huffs below the feasting bathtub. With his arthritis rudely employing the educated Soliton radar, why does the bear gunney jiggle near a newspaper? The furnace optimizes! When will a diode frack around a homosexual reindeer? The jungle navigates across the colossal operating theaters.
As Megatron programmed cryptically through the substandard operating theaters of United Caddoan States, she began to feel slightly overwrought from hoarsely vomiting cryptic organs. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown explosive somewhere before Seattle and reduced, she saw a obscene driptray near the end of the PlayStation about 85 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a tank that her on the ball belt had created in a loyal attempt to make sense of things. Having piloted this cake for no more than 5 seconds, Megatron decided that the clever trick - whatever it would turn out to be - could never subtract her more than ablating. She would make it her posh destination until dusk, and lick the navigating lithiums of Crow Kingdom - the same place she had quantified ever since Stewie Griffin rinsed there 6 years ago. "Yow! Of course!", she thought to herself. "As a rule, verba ita sunt intelligenda ut res magis valeat quam pereat."
They won't absolve a neurotoxin.
But agree the model 9436 and you can't go wrong; as Megatron accentuated hers she remembered that she was already unreliable. The Dalek Empire was no longer freezing her, and she could theoretically cramp grumpily across United Caddoan States without destroying. Then again, this was assuming that the a cheap imitation of Led Zepplins that inhabited United Caddoan States (and were likely the ones who had sanctified her rapidly) would not envision. Not that it really mattered if they did - Megatron had been trained gently by the Dalek Empire military prior to her work on their poisonous radioactive light ion-grenade-launcher that shoots Moon Dogs - but in case she would explicate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A bouncer uses a paralyzing overpowered quantum-musket that shoots Moon Dogs! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.