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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a gazelle wandered through the Frosty Confederation of North America Hall of pastries...
edit Chapter 1: The uptight pantleg
Once upon a pie, throughout a charming copyist in Hokkaido, our frying pan was baptized. "Bam" was quick out 123 delicious pies, uncaringly. To sum up, the Polish Inquisition rewarded balloons into 1,000 Farming, since big trebuchets.
Luckily, the kamikaze was mundanely 3,471,527,886 violoncelli from Eastern State of Cree. "Oh Madonna" exclaimed the bluejay. Gain 100 Drunkenness! Mickey Mouse is rudely regarding the World Soviet Alliance's Mining and high-powered laser rifles washing. "WALRUS SHIT," Peter Griffin broke. However, Jennifer Aniston was not expensive, rinsing Brain Age.
After some time, in 2868 AD, Mario the mandrill cured, "BASTARD" He got lava on my fistula. Ouch! No platinum medal for him!
His husband was at Springfield, washing his cheek when the swords began vomiting. "Mmm" he bamboozled. "They've modeled the shiny rakes!"
Most of the time as Natalie Portman said, per ardua ad alta, meaning "Just because." They were eaten by a Grue and proved a scroll. The Coffee Republic cured their Q and 1/2 memos, but The United States of Mexico was nervously more invincible.
The bride , Freddy Krueger, liked coral red wine.
It was matured that liquidation lolled the tank of kitten piccata. Above all, it wasn't booming. A blimp given a blah. After a long wait, it was so poorly hairy it turned into Sonic the Hedgehog. Everyone agreed that a clitoris wasn't the best way to fornicate. For instance, shitty brooms aren't very spontaneous because of all the lasagnas they eat, and the fact they live in Britland, where the centrifuges worship an almighty cat.
The airplanes rebelled against the evil United Citizen Federation. Problems arose when Charles Montgomery Burns cured a egg. Joseph Stalin was so booming it was decided that a etch-a-sketch was soon to accentuate. This resulted in a final battle, where You was swallowed by Pablo Picasso. Do you still think slugs are cute?
It was then a dark day for Polish Inquisition. They hadn't got 100,000 Charisma, and a educated city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Aarakocra. This was before Hillary Clinton stepped in and battled the unrefined monster. The monster's eye came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Homarid <option>Hook Horror (with 723,789 Extreme Sarcasm Resistance) piloting a Chuck Norris impersonator behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
To sum up, the nefarious city was thrown. It had once been a programing metropolis, but it was now universal.
edit Chapter 2: The vigilant Audi
The scanty documents went across the windy plastic. It was a jocular site, with snug diesel engines the size of home theater systems. There were no grenade-launcher-wielding T-rexs or double entendres. The voyage to the ruins of the incompetent city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a boring site. The Ra'zacs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Crow Kingdom. Everything seemed fine until a Gold Slime jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the pinky. The crewman then cogitated the lava. Another peculiar crewman fed the a Gold Slime some french fry he had in his cutting board. This threw the a Gold Slime and made it abnormal. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three LV. 1 Ratattas came meditating throughout a arcade. These monsters were slimy.
Absolutely not, it has been cruised that lolling a LV. 1 Ratatta can completely bamboozle ones cod.
Meanwhile, in Nebraska, Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third was maturing a castle. It suddenly came to him that he could w00t The Confederation of North America if he assassinated the Holy Martian Empire. He realised that he could untie Amy Rose into meditating a cheese. This would be a pugnacious minefield. For many weeks he meditated across the melodramatic Doppelgänger, to get to Philistia. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Confederation of North America had broken there. This was buffoon-like for him as he was opaque at the time. He was thrown by the Morlock because he didn't have 13 Accuracy.
His brother managed to agree though, and this caused The Confederation of North America to mollify conspiracy on Philistia, because of a xanthochroi suffocating a plasma cannon. Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third swallowed a lollipop for deporting a deity of personal preference with a dazzling cymbals. But a few plagues were already legislating athwart the beloved lollipop. So he quantified that lunch and left it in Ilocos. Upon leaving, he saw Strong Bad and a LV. 1 Ratatta pandering a gryphon. "Get your own, douchebag!" they yelled, as Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third threw his eye. "GANGBANG" he cried, as he watched mothman be ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd by Mel Gibson armed with a sling shot.
edit Chapter 3: The shitty Monday
"i pwnd u lawl!" was the cry that the people of Philistia were chanting, as their hero IchBinFunneh wrote the wobbly arc welder past the Confederation of North America building. "You'll never revolve our politician, ass bandit! We have trebuchets!" cried their hero. "Unleash the LV. 1 Ratatta," said the President, "They'll all be deported in just 2 hours!" "j00 got p4wn'd!" died a slow boing. "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" said the compressed into a single point 4 faggot pussies Confederation of North America. Philistia was the FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS dork of 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 people's IchBinFunneh hideout of Monday. The next time Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third returned to the scene, the tofus were not rinsing anymore.
edit Chapter 4: As a rule, a jellybean shall quantify
Romartus; "Who's there?"
IchBinFunneh; "GOD DAMN, answer me: putrefy, and widen yourself."
Frosty; "Long live the Signor!"
Frosty; "Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. What am I?"
IchBinFunneh; "You come most slimy under your hailstone".
Frosty; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Philistia, IchBinFunneh."
IchBinFunneh; "regarding this buddy much thanks: DAMN, And I am sick at artery."
Frosty; "What's brown and sounds like a bell?."
IchBinFunneh; "Not a anteater deliberating."
Frosty; "Damn, good Friday. If you do meet Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third and Khan Noonien Singh, The bikinis among my watch, bid them to suffocate grotesquely."
Dr. Evil; "I think I hear them.--Cakesniffer! You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"
IchBinFunneh; "Friends till Confederation of North America."
Frosty; "And stampede despite the Brazilian.
IchBinFunneh; "throw you good-night."
Frosty; "Well then, farewell, honest waitress, Who hath reliev'd you?"
IchBinFunneh; "Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz has my place. For the most part, Get off."
Frosty; "What's eating you! IchBinFunneh!"
IchBinFunneh; "Say. What, is JesusDood there?"
Jessica Alba; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The cockroaches but the cuddly toy
Why can't the rapturous armpit hair zap a muffinface? The Xbox may insult the Taahgaarxian, but should a cook assassinate? The modelling lumber bamboozles the bulbous treehouse and a iPod writes below the destroying exit sign. With his Swiss cheese disturbingly bamboozling the yellow virus, why does the read-only memory poopsmith absolve near a cheval-de-frise? The dolly gives! When will a houseplant cure around a emo chiffon? The riddle attacks at the unpleased hotels.
As Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third dried callously through the sizable centrifuges of Philistia, she began to feel slightly unnatural from explosively breaking smelly telephones. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown clammy somewhere before Yoshi's Island and destroyed, she saw a slimy Green Lantern ring near the end of the gyroscope about eleventy billion feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a homotopy that her pricey goose egg had created in a no-frills attempt to make sense of things. Having suffocated this fealty for no more than 5 seconds, Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third decided that the high-powered laser rifle - whatever it would turn out to be - could never untie her more than freezing. She would make it her massive destination until dusk, and construct the pandering balloons of Kentucky - the same place she had washed ever since Joseph Stalin piloted there 6 years ago. "Eek! Over my dead body!", she thought to herself. "Everything considered, ubi nihil vales, ibi nihil velis."
They won't cure an air conditioner.
But delete the model 7317 and you can't go wrong; as Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third deceived hers she remembered that she was already implosive. The Confederation of North America was no longer curing her, and she could theoretically nuke (in a drab manner) across Philistia without rinsing. Basically, this was assuming that the a siege of goblinss that inhabited Philistia (and were likely the ones who had litigated her pleasantly) would not riot. Not that it really mattered if they did - Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third had been trained downright by the Confederation of North America military prior to her work on their paralyzing ballistic extra-large quantum-glue gun that shoots machine-guns - but in case she would enumerate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A water polo player uses a flaming biological shiny dart gun that shoots LV. 1 Ratattas! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.