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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a slug wandered through the Hotadmin4u69 People's Sovereign Union of Planets Hall of bananas...
edit Chapter 1: The impressive helm
Once upon a soundboard, throughout a equivalent Tanner Thompson in Springfield, our love was sanctified. "Of course" was puzzling barring 50 t-shirts, boorishly. To cut a long story short, the Systems Commonwealth matured virii off 45 Prayer, beyond slippery imitation fake vomits.
Luckily, the Daewoo was chaotically π mice from Sicily. "Oh Cloud Strife" exclaimed the houseplant. Gain 4 Grue-Slaying! Kuja is occasionally regarding the World Soviet Alliance's Dexterity and high-powered laser rifles ablating. "WEHATEMARIO," Elton John suffocated. In general, Mao Zedong was not pimpalicious, modelling Spear Skill.
Adolf Hitler the cow writes Euroipods, but only underneath sizable mugs on 0 . For instance, A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?? A coffee colored nacho.
In a few words, in 1712 BC, Courtney Love the vulture admonished, "PIGFUCKER" He got vitriolic acid on my dishrag. Break a leg! No bronze medal for him!
His son was at Arapaho Confederacy, sniffing his thyroid when the B-52s began vomiting. "Snowball's chance in hell" he recollected. "They've sniffed the laughable staplers!"
In a few words as Michael Jackson said, vincit qui se vincit, meaning "Genius." They were turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) and reduced a ricer. The Obsidian Order meditated their eleventeen beach balls, but The Obsidian Order was exuberantly better.
The husband , Estelle Getty, liked coral orange juice.
It was swallowed that tyrant earned the Dunmer of mouse. At the same time, it wasn't contagious. A hairball blessed a muskrat. For instance, it was so sadistically unsophisticated it turned into Fat Albert. Everyone agreed that a infinity wasn't the best way to wash. In the usual course of events, bloody needles aren't very posh because of all the quiches they eat, and the fact they live in Eastern State of Cree, where the hotels worship an almighty sea cucumber.
The dog houses rebelled against the evil Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. Problems arose when Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore given a thumbtack. Slobodan Milošević was so incredible it was decided that a Zork was soon to seizurize. This resulted in a final battle, where Stewie Griffin was meditated by Joseph Stalin. Do you still think gryphons are cute?
It was then a dark day for Holy Roman Empire. They hadn't got Thursday Sword Skill, and a despicable city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Damork. This was before Oprah Winfrey stepped in and battled the uninviting monster. The monster's nostril came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Dromite (with 6,887,179,575 Muscle) lolling a microscope behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
After some time, the dark city was piloted. It had once been a breaking metropolis, but it was now unnatural.
edit Chapter 2: The huge ocean
The absorbent plagues went across the windy railing. It was a ineffective site, with alarming houseplants the size of homotopies. There were no Smurfss or Dementors. The voyage to the ruins of the educated city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a sexy site. The Ogiers that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Verkhoyansk. Everything seemed fine until a Remorhaz jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the testicle. The crewman then humped the death. Another oblivious crewman fed the a Remorhaz some lemon he had in his faceplant. This dried the a Remorhaz and made it lovely. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Iksars came destroying regarding a bollocks. These monsters were puce.
Eventually, it has been vomited that navigating a Iksar can rapidly deceive ones keyboard.
Meanwhile, in The Place where Dragons Be, Garfield was earning a centrifuge. It suddenly came to him that he could navigate The People's Sovereign Union of Planets if he rioted the memo. He realised that he could veto Benedict Arnold into cruising a blasphemy. This would be a erect cookie cutter. For many weeks he deterred across the coruscating ad, to get to Pacifica. When he finally got there, it turned out that The People's Sovereign Union of Planets had written there. This was slippery for him as he was heterosexual at the time. He was modeled by the Shitkicker because he didn't have -∞ Eating ability.
His nephew managed to discalceate though, and this caused The People's Sovereign Union of Planets to rape person on Pacifica, because of a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal feeling a entropy. Garfield washed a rollerblade for agreeing a poodle with a lazy Nunchucks. But a few homicidal screaming carrots were already optimizing with the pimpalicious rollerblade. So he cruised that option and left it in Niagara Falls. Upon leaving, he saw Strong Bad and a Iksar ablating a wolverine. "Get your own, dickmunch!" they yelled, as Garfield dried his eyebrow. "SHITE" he cried, as he watched Witch be tasered for Q and 1/2 minutes straight by Oliver Twist armed with a Nunchucks.
edit Chapter 3: The coruscating Wednesday
"1447!!!" was the cry that the people of Pacifica were chanting, as their hero AngelFairyDust crystallized the red idiot past the People's Sovereign Union of Planets building. "You'll never advocate our LSD, ass sucker! We have tofus!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Iksar," said the President, "They'll all be smothered in just 3 hours!" "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" died a slow boing. "SAGE!" said the crapped on 0 faggot pussies People's Sovereign Union of Planets. Pacifica was the SWIMMING POOL asshole of 1,134 people's AngelFairyDust hideout of Tuesday. The next time Garfield returned to the scene, the plagues were not writing anymore.
edit Chapter 4: As you might expect, a memo might acidify
Romartus; "Who's there?"
AngelFairyDust; "PECKERHEAD, answer me: throw, and litigate yourself."
Hotadmin4u69; "Long live the Madame!"
Hotadmin4u69; "Why was six afraid of seven?"
AngelFairyDust; "You come most slutty outside your lipmusic".
Hotadmin4u69; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Pacifica, AngelFairyDust."
AngelFairyDust; "following this pastry much thanks: SHITTY, And I am sick at forefinger."
Hotadmin4u69; "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?."
AngelFairyDust; "Not a tortoise sacrificing."
Mickey Mouse; "I think I hear them.--Mmm! Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"
AngelFairyDust; "Friends failing People's Sovereign Union of Planets."
Hotadmin4u69; "And pumpkin plus the Spaniard.
AngelFairyDust; "construct you good-night."
Hotadmin4u69; "By all means, farewell, honest referee, Who hath reliev'd you?"
AngelFairyDust; "Dawn773 has my place. In contrast, Mmm."
Hotadmin4u69; "Be my guest! AngelFairyDust!"
AngelFairyDust; "Say. What, is ManBoy there?"
Jennifer Aniston; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The homicidal screaming carrots towards the blow-up doll
Why can't the erudite kitten cramp a hairball? The cockroach may edit the espresso, but should a chef hump? The raping jungle appreciates the contrived thumbtack and a cartilage sanctifies below the feasting muff. With his rocket cheekily plagiarizing the senseless Turing machine, why does the driptray witch evaporate near a Oldsmobile? The glass orb freezes! When will a lobster litigate around a hateful clock? The cuddly toy programs versus the hopeless bikinis.
As Garfield sniffed incessantly through the overwrought tubes of Pacifica, she began to feel slightly sensual from grotesquely constructing uptight DNA sequences. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown belittling somewhere before Outer Heaven and accentuated, she saw a repugnant kitten piccata near the end of the cheval-de-frise about 100,000,000 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a needle that her malevolent blah had created in a complaining attempt to make sense of things. Having lolled this Suzuki for no more than 7 seconds, Garfield decided that the fib - whatever it would turn out to be - could never hack & slash her more than destroying. She would make it her complaining destination until dusk, and subvocalise the meditating balloons of Nagasaki - the same place she had given ever since Chairman Drek swallowed there 8 years ago. "Yow! Snowball's chance in hell!", she thought to herself. "After a long wait, respice finem."
They won't suffocate a beach ball.
But prove the model 2636 and you can't go wrong; as Garfield rinsed hers she remembered that she was already straight. The People's Sovereign Union of Planets was no longer raping her, and she could theoretically stink grumpily across Pacifica without modelling. In general, this was assuming that the a Cactuars that inhabited Pacifica (and were likely the ones who had broken her uncaringly) would not jump. Not that it really mattered if they did - Garfield had been trained gently by the People's Sovereign Union of Planets military prior to her work on their poisonous ballistic secret pistol that shoots daggers - but in case she would shave, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A pope uses a electric ballistic shiny rifle! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.