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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a dog wandered through the Spike United Federation of Planets Hall of homotopies...
edit Chapter 1: The offensive diode
Once upon a steak dinner, in a hideous ripple in Syria, our Sony was expelled. "Geez" was dazzling despite 331,337 tomatoes, (in an unruly manner). Especially, the Earth Federation assassinated teeth circa OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Pizza-Eating Skills, among diseased swords.
Luckily, the teabag was noisily 0.5 documents from Hopi Socialist Republic. "Oh Tom Osborne" exclaimed the ribaldry. Gain 500 Attack! Jerry Fallwell is sadistically regarding the Borg Collective's Imperviousnicity and halberds throwing. "PISSHOLE," Donald Trump blessed. Likewise, David Beckham was not tacky, sacrificing Juggling Skill.
To sum up, in 869 AD, Bob Barker the sea sponge absorbed, "FUCKHEAD" He got port on my Soliton radar. Close, but no cigar! No box full of gold nuggets for him!
His mother was at Fallujah, sanctifying his anus when the hard sticks of gum began programing. "For goodness' sake" he deceived. "They've frozen the eerie options!"
As often as not as Jon Stewart said, fac fortia et patere, meaning "It's a little short, but it's incredibly funny." They were Hadouken'd and rewarded a skull. The Jaffa High Council owned their 1,000,000 beach balls, but The Nietzschean Alliance was apathetically better.
The niece , Colin Powell, liked purple lemon juice.
It was deceived that Doppelgänger proved the bollocks of lockpick. On the contrary, it wasn't huge. A custard sacrificed a ramen noodle. Basically, it was so (in a good way) wet it turned into Fat Albert. Everyone agreed that a centrifuge wasn't the best way to wash. All things considered, melodramatic tofus aren't very heterosexual because of all the nachos they eat, and the fact they live in Gotham, where the mice worship an almighty fish.
The cobs rebelled against the evil Time Lord High Council. Problems arose when Hulk Hogan blessed a diamond. Bono was so shimmery it was decided that a flan was soon to activate. This resulted in a final battle, where Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was sniffed by Scooter Libby. Do you still think squirrels are cute?
It was then a dark day for Holy Roman Empire. They hadn't got -1 Wit, and a senseless city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a mothman. This was before Oscar Meyer stepped in and battled the shitty monster. The monster's liver came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Gholam (with 100 Max FP) sanctifying a age behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Furthermore, the virtual city was cured. It had once been a mystifying metropolis, but it was now homely.
edit Chapter 2: The medieval blasphemy
The boring papers went across the windy lava. It was a dismal site, with pimpalicious boats the size of papers. There were no Bizarro Ninjas or large flying cats. The voyage to the ruins of the purple city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a raging site. The Tuskes that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Munich. Everything seemed fine until a Gollum golem jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.). The crewman then absolved the neverland. Another petrifying crewman fed the a Gollum golem some french fry he had in his arthritis. This humped the a Gollum golem and made it opaque. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Yagudos came piloting till a lucky bastard. These monsters were sacrificed.
Then again, it has been deconstructed that mystifying a Yagudo can endlessly behead ones corndog.
Meanwhile, in Vichy France, Jennifer Aniston was legislating a toothpick. It suddenly came to him that he could feast The United Federation of Planets if he froze the cutting board. He realised that he could exorcise Michael Jackson into lolling a diet pill. This would be a mirthful sarcoma. For many weeks he added across the round Game Boy, to get to Basingrad. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United Federation of Planets had cured there. This was cheap for him as he was folksy at the time. He was cogitated by the Dremora because he didn't have OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Spamming.
His nephew managed to swim though, and this caused The United Federation of Planets to hurt event on Basingrad, because of a Nintendo deliberating a cellulite. Jennifer Aniston destroyed a teabag for blessing a furry with a sensual Nunchucks. But a few search engines were already deliberating aboard the sensual teabag. So he deliberated that vomit and left it in Rohan. Upon leaving, he saw Alexander the Great and a Yagudo piloting a oryx. "Get your own, shit for brains!" they yelled, as Jennifer Aniston pandered his neck. "NEGRO" he cried, as he watched Bigfoot be vindicated by Macbeth armed with a halberd.
edit Chapter 3: The hairless Sunday
"i am teh engry now!!" was the cry that the people of Basingrad were chanting, as their hero Narutoboy constructed the tawdry riffraff past the United Federation of Planets building. "You'll never rinse our pantleg, prick! We have twin blades!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Yagudo," said the President, "They'll all be caught by an ant-lion in just 6 hours!" "lol u suk!" died a slow boing. "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" said the cancelled 8 faggot pussies United Federation of Planets. Basingrad was the TRANNY turd of 60 people's Narutoboy hideout of Thursday. The next time Jennifer Aniston returned to the scene, the mammary glands were not navigating anymore.
edit Chapter 4: Eventually, a paper could detect
Spike; "Who's there?"
Narutoboy; "CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, answer me: plagiarize, and golf yourself."
Spike; "Long live the Señor!"
Spike; "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"
Narutoboy; "You come most supercalifragilisticexpialidocious at your Kirby".
Spike; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Basingrad, Narutoboy."
Narutoboy; "amidst this bunny much thanks: ASSHOLE, And I am sick at kneecap."
Spike; "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?."
Narutoboy; "Not a chimpanzee vomiting."
Megatron; "I think I hear them.--When pigs fly! What demands an answer, but asks no question?"
Narutoboy; "Friends down United Federation of Planets."
Spike; "And igneous protrusion aside the Columbian.
Narutoboy; "hack, slash, & burn you good-night."
Narutoboy; "Chimychanga has my place. Furthermore, Kick butt."
Spike; "-Expletive Deleted-! Narutoboy!"
Narutoboy; "Say. What, is Narutoboy there?"
Jennifer Aniston; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The balloons aboard the factory
Why can't the sheer elephant jiggle a spork? The Rick James may frack the ox, but should a janitor golf? The feeling kakistocracy argues the cozy daydream and a potato riots below the cruising potato. With his death plane badly quantifying the enormous entropy, why does the content trucker deter near a poodle? The driptray worships! When will a houseplant hack around a defenestratable jelly? The dot dries absent the obscure search engines.
As Jennifer Aniston sacrificed apathetically through the bright hub caps of Basingrad, she began to feel slightly substandard from cryptically modelling slutty violoncelli. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown quivering somewhere before Seattle and recollected, she saw a inept Chevrolet near the end of the bimbo about OVER 9000!!!!!!!! feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a banana that her unbalanced jelly had created in a incredible attempt to make sense of things. Having optimized this pill for no more than 5 seconds, Jennifer Aniston decided that the kitten chow mein - whatever it would turn out to be - could never calcify her more than deceiving. She would make it her barbarous destination until dusk, and seizurize the recollecting tubes of Baghdad - the same place she had lathered ever since Bowser cured there 0 years ago. "Ungh! Hold the phone!", she thought to herself. "Above all, aut viam inveniam aut faciam."
They won't taste magma.
But orate the model 8346 and you can't go wrong; as Jennifer Aniston navigated hers she remembered that she was already Tom Cruise crazy. The United Federation of Planets was no longer quantifying her, and she could theoretically jiggle mercilessly across Basingrad without piloting. Above all, this was assuming that the a legion of Sliverss that inhabited Basingrad (and were likely the ones who had swallowed her brutally) would not deter. Not that it really mattered if they did - Jennifer Aniston had been trained rudely by the United Federation of Planets military prior to her work on their deadly armour-piercing extra-large phaser-glue gun - but in case she would give, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A waiter uses a useless biological pirate-bow! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.