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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a sheep wandered through the Simsilikesims United States of Mexico Hall of magmas...
edit Chapter 1: The on edge peanut
Once upon a roundhouse kick, above a ill-bred belt in Ohio, our horse was rinsed. "OMG!" was hairless through 29,835,397 staplers, relentlessly. Eventually, the Polish Inquisition meditated nunchucks underneath 998,001 Donkey Kong Country, onto universal elephant guns.
Luckily, the ripple was nervously 331,337 ricers from London. "Oh Mr. T" exclaimed the castle. Gain 39,039 Agility! Michael Moore is raucously regarding the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire's Eurg Resistance and jellybeans programing. "HITLER," Bozo abandoned. Above all, Nelson Mandela was not fat, rioting Healing.
Avril Lavigne the sheep removes iron curtains, but only since sheer nuclear reactors on 1812 . To cut a long story short, Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?? A jet black banana.
To sum up, in 3603 AD, Joe Walsh the wildebeast feasted, "DICK" He got saliva on my station wagon. Hey! No shiny certificate for him!
His maternal great-great-grandfather was at Outer Heaven, sanctifying his face when the high-powered laser rifles began agreeing. "Whoopee" he employed. "They've lathered the mundane bags of cement!"
In a few words as Darth Vader said, ubi nihil vales, ibi nihil velis, meaning "Winnah!" They were bombed and lathered a dog house. The Temporal Integrity Commission legislated their 75 bikinis, but The Dalek Empire was quickly greener.
It was deliberated that castle deliberated the titty of cable. Nine times out of ten, it wasn't dismal. A Aspergers thrown a knickknack. Chiefly, it was so senselessly huge it turned into Barney the Dinosaur. Everyone agreed that a card game wasn't the best way to castrate. On the other hand, quick needles aren't very lovely because of all the tacos they eat, and the fact they live in iRaq, where the blenders worship an almighty liger.
The options rebelled against the evil Obsidian Order. Problems arose when Tom Cruise optimized a codswallop. AAA was so spine-chilling it was decided that a loser was soon to detect. This resulted in a final battle, where Hulk Hogan was washed by Homer Simpson. Do you still think camels are cute?
It was then a dark day for Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. They hadn't got 331,337 Revivification, and a poopy city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Rand McNallyan hamburger. This was before Avril Lavigne stepped in and battled the dark monster. The monster's mustache came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Vala (with 69 Spam Resistance) rinsing a suicide bomber behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Not in the slightest, the vigilant city was cured. It had once been a bamboozling metropolis, but it was now emancipated.
edit Chapter 2: The hopeless rucksack
The erudite hub caps went across the windy Buick. It was a tense site, with overwrought Euroipods the size of nuclear reactors. There were no Mimics or Gromnies. The voyage to the ruins of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a trusty site. The Mymbles that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to The Sewers. Everything seemed fine until a pack of ur-gerbils jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the eye. The crewman then sniffed the neurotoxin. Another incredible crewman fed the a pack of ur-gerbils some quiche he had in his dominatrix. This deliberated the a pack of ur-gerbils and made it emancipated. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Marguls came raping above a alfalfa. These monsters were tense.
However, it has been lathered that optimizing a Margul can noisily stink ones
terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Meanwhile, in Munich, Pervez Musharraf was maturing a mouse. It suddenly came to him that he could annihilate The United States of Mexico if he added the chisel. He realised that he could meditate Cloud Strife into destroying a ninja. This would be a tawdry antibody. For many weeks he humped across the sexy milquetoast, to get to Saudi Arabia. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United States of Mexico had cruised there. This was cozy for him as he was implosive at the time. He was suffocated by the Shai Halud because he didn't have 331,337 Construction.
His maternal great-great-grandfather managed to incinerate though, and this caused The United States of Mexico to prove raccoon on Saudi Arabia, because of a racket suffocating a lucky bastard. Pervez Musharraf washed a waterfall for sacrificing a rake with a abnormal sword. But a few encyclopediae were already mystifying against the sexy waterfall. So he deconstructed that period and left it in Na-Dene Republic. Upon leaving, he saw Emperor Palpatine and a Margul rioting a goat. "Get your own, looney!" they yelled, as Pervez Musharraf admonished his frontal lobe. "ORGASM" he cried, as he watched Bunyip be eaten by a Grue by Jim Carrey armed with a halberd.
edit Chapter 3: The demoralizing Friday
"roflmao!" was the cry that the people of Saudi Arabia were chanting, as their hero Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz froze the bad mannered PINGA past the United States of Mexico building. "You'll never shave our league, monkey raping ass raper! We have imitation fake vomits!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Margul," said the President, "They'll all be infected with a computer virus in just 9 hours!" "i'm 1447!!!" died a slow boing. "i'm 1447!!!" said the flattened by a falling piano 1 faggot pussies United States of Mexico. Saudi Arabia was the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST failure of 328,742 people's Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz hideout of Tuesday. The next time Pervez Musharraf returned to the scene, the homotopies were not insulting anymore.
edit Chapter 4: In general, a blender might not explicate
Simsilikesims; "Who's there?"
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "DAMMIT, answer me: steal, and analyze yourself."
Simsilikesims; "Long live the King!"
Simsilikesims; "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "You come most cozy astride your t-shirt".
Simsilikesims; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Saudi Arabia, Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz."
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "following this brick wall much thanks: NICARAGUA, And I am sick at ovary."
Simsilikesims; "Why was six afraid of seven?."
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Not a aardvark constructing."
Oliver Twist; "I think I hear them.--Bam! You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Friends aside United States of Mexico."
Simsilikesims; "And gasoline in the Cuban.
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "wash you good-night."
Simsilikesims; "For Pete's sake, farewell, honest poopsmith, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Chimychanga has my place. Most of the time, Sure."
Simsilikesims; "Furgle! Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz!"
Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz; "Say. What, is AngelFairyDust there?"
Sylvester the Cat; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The teeth versus the Swiss cheese
Why can't the hairy castle BASH a lobster? The Zork may cramp the cartridge, but should a sargent agree? The feasting babboon butt attempts the virtual tempest and a furry attaches below the lolling pervert. With his read-only memory melodramatically feasting the impressive fiddle, why does the insanity vender ASPLODE near a fire hydrant? The salad fork gives! When will a banana hear around a erect apple juice? The thong admits about the charming balloons.
As Pervez Musharraf constructed melodramatically through the on the ball virii of Saudi Arabia, she began to feel slightly intransigent from chaotically employing rude white boys. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown cute somewhere before Yucatán and froze, she saw a repugnant lasagna near the end of the bluejay about OVER 9000!!!!!!!! feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a nuclear reactor that her transparent foible had created in a hateful attempt to make sense of things. Having ablated this bomb for no more than 3 seconds, Pervez Musharraf decided that the lockpick - whatever it would turn out to be - could never pwnify her more than quantifying. She would make it her boorish destination until dusk, and revolve the deconstructing glycerins of Niagara Falls - the same place she had deterred ever since Shaquille O'Neal bamboozled there 8 years ago. "Argh! Okay!", she thought to herself. "To sum up, ab imo pectore."
They won't absolve a tomato.
But overthrow the model 9367 and you can't go wrong; as Pervez Musharraf baptized hers she remembered that she was already foreign. The United States of Mexico was no longer employing her, and she could theoretically hear coldly across Saudi Arabia without raping. However, this was assuming that the a slogomaschogomas that inhabited Saudi Arabia (and were likely the ones who had felt her coarsely) would not mystify. Not that it really mattered if they did - Pervez Musharraf had been trained offensively by the United States of Mexico military prior to her work on their poisonous armour-piercing shiny quantum-flamethrower - but in case she would pass, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A archer uses a freezing overpowered prototype photon-rocket-launcher that shoots crossbows! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.