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edit The Auto-Novel

edit Prologue

Before this was written, a duck wandered through the Frosty Earth Federation Hall of needles...

edit Chapter 1: The ugly Pokémon

Once upon a alcohol, aboard a yellow-bellied tempest in Danelaw, our clock was swallowed. "Hello" was heterosexual via 42 pastries, coarsely. In contrast, the Coffee Republic advocated scrolls beneath OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Max SP, below ambiguous imitation fake vomits.

Luckily, the racket was occasionally 1.5 neurotoxins from Gibeah. "Oh Gordon Brown" exclaimed the autobiography. Gain π Haiku Resistance! Ash Ketchum is eloquently regarding the Polish Inquisition's Noobishness and ten-foot poles employing. "BLOWJOB," Barack Obama insulted. In particular, Strong Bad was not pyrrhic, washing Ultrashot Skill.

Monica Lewinski the alligator huffs hotels, but only beside trusty DNA sequences on 1986 . Above all, You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?? A sky blue burrito.

Above all, in 2088 AD, George Washington the chipmunk constructed, "DAMN" He got tea on my Volkswagen. Beats me! No box of truffels for him!

His paternal great-great-grandmother was at Pacifica, suffocating his genitalia when the trebuchets began deceiving. "You don't say" he ablated. "They've blessed the buffoon-like glycerins!"

By and large as Megatron said, semper fidelis, meaning "I have no idea what the joke is, but it is beautifully laid out" They were shipped to Mars and litigated a cockroach. The Systems Commonwealth baptized their 20 hybrid engines, but The People's Sovereign Union of Planets was unsympathetically older.

The cousin , Jessica Alba, liked white cytoplasm.

It was bamboozled that air conditioner programmed the arthritis of anchovies. In the usual course of events, it wasn't Pastafarian. A cutting board sniffed a boat. To come to the point, it was so melodramatically malevolent it turned into Bozo. Everyone agreed that a mycobacterium wasn't the best way to deport. In contrast, boorish lubricants aren't very vigilant because of all the crutons they eat, and the fact they live in Hollywood, where the tomatoes worship an almighty ant.

The brooms rebelled against the evil People's Sovereign Union of Planets. Problems arose when Jennifer Lopez deterred a pizzle. Optimus Prime was so smelly it was decided that a automobile was soon to stink. This resulted in a final battle, where Colin Powell was dried by Oprah Winfrey. Do you still think roosters are cute?

It was then a dark day for Ministry of Plenty. They hadn't got 250 Wound Resistance, and a pointless city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Daedra. This was before Angelina Jolie stepped in and battled the erotic monster. The monster's head came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Totoro (with 11 Cuteness) piloting a polyethylene behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In most cases, the sumptuous city was ablated. It had once been a destroying metropolis, but it was now folksy.

edit Chapter 2: The pale thong

The rickety home theater systems went across the windy imitation fake vomit. It was a trusty site, with shitty glycerins the size of tires. There were no Orogs or Scabmettlers. The voyage to the ruins of the ugly city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a big site. The ur-gerbils that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Fallujah. Everything seemed fine until a Canadian mousse jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the spine. The crewman then optimized the cellphone. Another offensive crewman fed the a Canadian mousse some goulash he had in his mountain. This humped the a Canadian mousse and made it oozing. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Ettercaps came suffocating against a band. These monsters were melodramatic.

Before long, it has been feasted that litigating a Ettercap can repulsively murder ones reindeer.

Meanwhile, in The City of Blinding Lights, Kermit the Frog was deceiving a stamp. It suddenly came to him that he could stir The Earth Federation if he constructed the dog house. He realised that he could hack & slash Joey Barton into plagiarizing a Pyrex. This would be a XTREME stool sample. For many weeks he sniffed across the huge terrorist, to get to HFIL. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Earth Federation had dried there. This was slutty for him as he was uninviting at the time. He was deliberated by the Feyr because he didn't have OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Stamina.

His son managed to cuddle though, and this caused The Earth Federation to speak earlobe on HFIL, because of a deviant swallowing a Suzuki. Kermit the Frog insulted a zebra for navigating a infinity with a throbbing Vagina Rifle. But a few magmas were already swallowing under the depressed zebra. So he legislated that quote and left it in Penutian Republic. Upon leaving, he saw Samus Aran and a Ettercap giving a wolf. "Get your own, cunt!" they yelled, as Kermit the Frog suffocated his acne. "FRED PHELPS" he cried, as he watched Zombie be disassembled by Meg Griffin armed with a towell.

edit Chapter 3: The raging Friday

"FGSFDS lolololololololol!" was the cry that the people of HFIL were chanting, as their hero HarryPotterFan wrote the lazy DJ past the Earth Federation building. "You'll never whack our Doppelgänger, ass! We have jellybeans!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Ettercap," said the President, "They'll all be crushed by Tetrominoes in just 0 hours!" "i pwnd u lawl!" died a slow boing. "u suk fag!" said the recycled 4 faggot pussies Earth Federation. HFIL was the SHUT UP, MEG! ass fucker of 20 people's HarryPotterFan hideout of The day after Tomorrow. The next time Kermit the Frog returned to the scene, the etchings were not deliberating anymore.

edit Chapter 4: In a nutshell, an electron can't vitiate

Simsilikesims; "Who's there?"

HarryPotterFan; "BOOBIES, answer me: hurt, and recollect yourself."

Frosty; "Long live the General!"

Bob Barker; "Frosty?"

Frosty; "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"

HarryPotterFan; "You come most fanatical up your whereabouts".

Frosty; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to HFIL, HarryPotterFan."

HarryPotterFan; "as this anger much thanks: WANK, And I am sick at belly button."

Frosty; "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?."

HarryPotterFan; "Not a eagle washing."

Frosty; "Cakesniffer, good The day after Tomorrow. If you do meet Kermit the Frog and Hillary Clinton, The options barring my watch, bid them to deter barely."

Oprah Winfrey; "I think I hear them.--Damn! I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"

HarryPotterFan; "Friends since Earth Federation."

Frosty; "And adverb under the Indian.

HarryPotterFan; "cogitate you good-night."

Frosty; "Furgle, farewell, honest archer, Who hath reliev'd you?"

HarryPotterFan; "HaxorMan has my place. Everything considered, Puckernuts."

Frosty; "Watch out! HarryPotterFan!"

HarryPotterFan; "Say. What, is CoolGuy there?"

Leonard Bernstein; "A piece of him."

edit Chapter 5: The encyclopediae given the suicide bomber

Why can't the emancipated DJ admonish a number? The ramen noodle may detect the cookie cutter, but should a bartender problematize? The breaking guide deliberates the common arcade and a potato masher announces below the rioting stamp. With his space obnoxiously employing the vulgar ax murderer, why does the neurotoxin vender orate near a Furby? The kitten attacks! When will a mouse lick around a peculiar Green Lantern ring? The gun cruises till the defective glycerins.

As Kermit the Frog feasted stupidly through the unsophisticated plagues of HFIL, she began to feel slightly tense from mercilessly feasting oozing magmas. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown poopy somewhere before Vichy France and deterred, she saw a hateful PINGA near the end of the spork about 69 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a houseplant that her hopeless bass guitar had created in a shitty attempt to make sense of things. Having employed this raccoon for no more than 4 seconds, Kermit the Frog decided that the death plane - whatever it would turn out to be - could never curate her more than insulting. She would make it her bright destination until dusk, and recollect the bamboozling computers of Noo Zealand - the same place she had piloted ever since Bowser deceived there 9 years ago. "Ungh! Hell's bells!", she thought to herself. "As often as not, beatus homo qui invenit sapientiam."

They won't castrate a rifle.

But geld the model 3852 and you can't go wrong; as Kermit the Frog recollected hers she remembered that she was already moribund. The Earth Federation was no longer suffocating her, and she could theoretically bomb impolitely across HFIL without swallowing. In a few words, this was assuming that the a Zerg rushs that inhabited HFIL (and were likely the ones who had frozen her fervently) would not pwn. Not that it really mattered if they did - Kermit the Frog had been trained (in a good way) by the Earth Federation military prior to her work on their paralyzing ballistic shiny pistol - but in case she would oscitate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.

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