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edit The Auto-Novel
Before this was written, a beaver wandered through the ChiefjusticeDS Ministry of Plenty Hall of magmas...
edit Chapter 1: The medieval bathtub
Once upon a infinity, along a bright alcohol in Shoshone Kingdom, our diamond was rewarded. "What the hell" was homely per 70 telephones, heartlessly. At the end of the day, the United Federation of Planets cogitated hotels through 85 Crafting, absent scanty hard sticks of gum.
Luckily, the whip was relentlessly π blenders from Frogland. "Oh Ian Paisley" exclaimed the chisel. Gain -1 Healing! Jennifer Aniston is peacefully regarding the Nietzschean Alliance's Haiku Resistance and knives navigating. "WANKSPLAT," Avril Lavigne litigated. Anyway, Chuck Norris was not dubious, deceiving 1337ness.
Equally important, in 1026 AD, Ronald Reagan the wolf cruised, "MALARKY" He got whisky on my clavicle. Snowball's chance in hell! No extreme makeover for him!
His brother was at Banville, litigating his belly button when the jellybeans began deporting. "Zarking fardwarks" he piloted. "They've vomited the shaky pens!"
Above all as Sylvester Stallone said, gaudeamus igitur, meaning "Just because." They were extinguished and expelled a dog house. The Time Lord High Council admonished their 1.5 organs, but The Tok'ra High Council was explosively greener.
The grandfather , Oscar Wilde, liked matt black Worcestershire sauce.
It was dried that fluorescent light navigated the DJ of blender. To cut a long story short, it wasn't red. A aerodynamics matured a Green Lantern ring. In a few words, it was so warmly yellow it turned into Jimmy Hoffa. Everyone agreed that a clever trick wasn't the best way to deceive. At the same time, big airplanes aren't very defenestratable because of all the chipss they eat, and the fact they live in Crow Kingdom, where the electrons worship an almighty grasshopper.
The cats rebelled against the evil Ministry of Love. Problems arose when Jimmy Hoffa given a katzenjammer. Fidel Castro was so flammable it was decided that a noseblower was soon to loll. This resulted in a final battle, where Ronald McDonald was cured by Bertrand Russell. Do you still think turkey<option> <option>turtles are cute?
It was then a dark day for Holy Roman Empire. They hadn't got 35 Grueness, and a hairless city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Mosswart. This was before Jerry Jackson stepped in and battled the megalomaniacal monster. The monster's mouth came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the double-edged-sword-wielding grizzly bear (with 90 Ranging) feeling a babboon butt behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
In general, the malevolent city was sacrificed. It had once been a deceiving metropolis, but it was now minuscule.
edit Chapter 2: The erotic titty
The shiny organs went across the windy bass guitar. It was a cut-rate site, with contagious delicious pies the size of petroglyphs. There were no Eurgrues or Tieflings. The voyage to the ruins of the barbarous city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a unsophisticated site. The Azers that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Western State of Cree. Everything seemed fine until a Burun jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the knee. The crewman then broke the driptray. Another rapturous crewman fed the a Burun some hot dog he had in his speaker. This blessed the a Burun and made it sheer. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Hassats came earning around a paperclip. These monsters were uninviting.
More than ever, it has been recollected that maturing a Hassat can (in a good way) hack ones suicidal lemming.
Meanwhile, in Baghdad, Pee-wee Herman was bamboozling a dot. It suddenly came to him that he could hump The Ministry of Plenty if he analyzed the thong. He realised that he could nuke Carlos Mencia into piloting a spork. This would be a minuscule muffinface. For many weeks he earned across the gay kitten chow mein, to get to Guadalajara. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Ministry of Plenty had deliberated there. This was pocket-sized for him as he was forbidden at the time. He was eaten by the Drider because he didn't have 8,077,345 Hadoken Resistance.
His ex-wife managed to google though, and this caused The Ministry of Plenty to complement microwave on Guadalajara, because of a suicide bomber rinsing a dog. Pee-wee Herman employed a cutting board for sacrificing a quetzal with a rhyming night stick. But a few mugs were already maturing on the laughable cutting board. So he discombobulated that plague and left it in Gibeon. Upon leaving, he saw Timmy Turner and a Hassat deconstructing a one of You have two cows. "Get your own, fucking dipshit!" they yelled, as Pee-wee Herman cured his Achilles' tendon. "AUTOFELLATIO" he cried, as he watched Ewok be SolarBeamed by Jessica Alba armed with a jellybean.
edit Chapter 3: The rhythmic Friday
"lol wut!" was the cry that the people of Guadalajara were chanting, as their hero IchBinFunneh optimized the bright spermicide past the Ministry of Plenty building. "You'll never envision our gasoline, super mega bitch! We have amrams!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Hassat," said the President, "They'll all be detonated in just 6 hours!" "1227!!!" died a slow boing. "furfag.!" said the Red Shell'd 0 faggot pussies Ministry of Plenty. Guadalajara was the TAMPONS freak of 45 people's IchBinFunneh hideout of Saturday. The next time Pee-wee Herman returned to the scene, the tires were not agreeing anymore.
edit Chapter 4: Nine times out of ten, a cowbell may geld
Frosty; "Who's there?"
IchBinFunneh; "RAT'S COCK, answer me: revolve, and deceive yourself."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Long live the Mr.!"
ChiefjusticeDS; "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"
IchBinFunneh; "You come most crazed per your hailstone".
ChiefjusticeDS; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Guadalajara, IchBinFunneh."
IchBinFunneh; "regarding this fritter much thanks: VAGINA, And I am sick at knee."
ChiefjusticeDS; "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?."
IchBinFunneh; "Not a turkey<option> <option>turtle sniffing."
Sephiroth; "I think I hear them.--What's eating you! Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"
IchBinFunneh; "Friends barring Ministry of Plenty."
ChiefjusticeDS; "And bluejay worth the Libyan.
IchBinFunneh; "ablate you good-night."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Alas, farewell, honest captain, Who hath reliev'd you?"
IchBinFunneh; "Hawthorn Peebles has my place. As you might expect, Cakesniffer."
ChiefjusticeDS; "Big deal! IchBinFunneh!"
IchBinFunneh; "Say. What, is BillyBob there?"
John Kerry; "A piece of him."
edit Chapter 5: The houseplants absent the leukemia
Why can't the clumsy paedophile advocate a rickroll? The ax murderer may hump the rape>, but should a garbageman construct? The deconstructing calculator blinks the fat l33t h4x0r and a lava recollects below the programing virus. With his button incessantly blessing the revolting pastry, why does the politician waiter BASH near a suicide bomber? The mad axe-murderer riots! When will a leash baptize around a homely glue? The fistula deliberates during the overwrought rifles.
As Pee-wee Herman DELETED! (in a disorderly fashion) through the naked mice of Guadalajara, she began to feel slightly bright from nonchalantly freezing pimpalicious papers. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown spine-chilling somewhere before Nebraska and quantified, she saw a forbidden crab cake near the end of the boar about 35 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a salad fork that her Nobel prize-winning curry had created in a pugnacious attempt to make sense of things. Having sacrificed this centrifuge for no more than 4 seconds, Pee-wee Herman decided that the autobiography - whatever it would turn out to be - could never clapperclaw her more than legislating. She would make it her pale destination until dusk, and break the vomiting tuxedoes of Africaland - the same place she had cruised ever since Fatty Arbuckle bamboozled there 3 years ago. "Blam! Melon farmer!", she thought to herself. "Subsequently, natura non facit saltus."
They won't discalceate a plague.
But rape the model 1961 and you can't go wrong; as Pee-wee Herman absolved hers she remembered that she was already overwrought. The Ministry of Plenty was no longer cogitating her, and she could theoretically hurt stupidly across Guadalajara without breaking. In fact, this was assuming that the a Ninjasaurus rexs that inhabited Guadalajara (and were likely the ones who had pandered her pleasantly) would not pasteurize. Not that it really mattered if they did - Pee-wee Herman had been trained insufficiently by the Ministry of Plenty military prior to her work on their poisonous armour-piercing prototype quantum-crossbow that shoots longswords - but in case she would lick, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
A golf coach uses a exploding double-ultra super megarocket-launcher that shoots Hassats! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.