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Big News! U.S. News & World report will be writing a 3-page feature on Uncyclopedia. Details coming soon...
- Uh... --Chronarion 14:18, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)
- 0_o --Nytrospawn 23:08, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)
- You know, that's a joke. --Chronarion 17:21, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)
- Damn, I made a speech just for them --Nytrospawn 17:24, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)
- Isn't that my job? --Chronarion 09:08, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)
We have just hit metafilter, and linkfilter. We're currently being hit by a bunch of trolls. If anyone sees vandalism, please help by reverting. It is however, a healthy flow of traffic, and kinda nice :) --Chronarion 03:03, 8 Mar 2005 (EST)
BBSpot's sending some traffic too.
Uncyclopedia Easter Egg Hunt
Someone suggest what this is supposed to be. --Chronarion 15:17, 27 Jan 2005 (EST)
- Someone hides Easter Eggs. Then we all get on horses and set the beagles on them (the eggs, not the person hiding them.220.127.116.11 07:21, 6 Feb 2005 (EST)
I dunno. --Chronarion 16:23, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)
UNIX MANUAL WEEK!
This week, my theme will be stupid unix manual edits. Some will be better than others. I hope.--Chronarion 19:27, 18 Jan 2005 (EST)
Scrolls of Mario Found!
Late last night scrolls containing the story of Some guy named jesus were found. Uncyclopedia data was updated accordingly.
--Flammable 16:16, 17 Jan 2005 (EST)
Laws of Physics Changed!
This evening A startled New England man was surprised to note that the Laws of Physics, as we know them, suddenly no longer applied. He noticed this when he absent mindedly walked through a wall and found that he was able to fly. No further news as to how this will affect our economy at this moment. More on this story as it breaks
--PantsMacKenzie 12:28, 17 Jan 2005 (EST)
Discordian Society Meeting
Apparently, I had my pants around my ankles --PantsMacKenzie 10:52, 13 Jan 2005 (EST)
Huh? Oh crap. I missed it too? --Tino 23:48, 9 Jan 2005 (EST)
Gigantic orgy at 8 pm. Get there before the fat girls do.
Dude, wheres the orgy? -Shiek
Apparently, you missed it entirely. --Chronarion 20:35, 5 Jan 2005 (EST)
Tanveer's a moron. -kammisan
Have I told any of you you were horrible people lately? YOU ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE! Thank you.--SilentConsole 00:12, 6 Jan 2005 (EST)