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We have acts the like have never been seen before! Acrobats from the farthest reaches of asia, fire-breathers from the farthest reaches of Asia, clowns from the farthest reaches of asia, and stuntmen we picked up in L.A.
Entry fee is free, so invite your family, friends and religious leaders!
Roll up, roll up!
The main tent
The main tent is our biggest ever tent! A whole, 415.73 million Acres big! All the main attractions are shown here!
Oh, and by the way, we are not affiliated to that Britney Spears song. That sucks.
Okay, so maybe the main tent is rather uneventful, but wait until you see the...
Ah yes, our famous freak show!
And Dave, the man the cream superglued to his hands! It's funny because he can't touch anything without covering it in cream! The best thing of all, is that he' allergic to cream, so if he touches his mouth, he dies! Haha, good ol' Dave.
We all like to make people feel miserable and want to die, so come to our freak show now!
So, you want to join the circus? It's easier done than said! Well, not literally, but it makes it sound good.
So come on down!
So come on down to the Uncyclopedia freak show today! This Tuesday, see special guest Oscar Wilde. We promise you'll be disappointed!
- ↑ We won't.
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