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We have acts the like have never been seen before! Acrobats from the farthest reaches of asia, fire-breathers from the farthest reaches of Asia, clowns from the farthest reaches of asia, and stuntmen we picked up in L.A.
Entry fee is free, so invite your family, friends and religious leaders!
Roll up, roll up!
The main tent
The main tent is our biggest ever tent! A whole, 415.73 million Acres big! All the main attractions are shown here!
And Dave, the man the cream superglued to his hands! It's funny because he can't touch anything without covering it in cream! The best thing of all, is he is allergic to cream, so if he touches his mouth, he dies! Haha, good ol' Dave.