Uncyclopedia:Chat

For a collection of quotes, see the Uncyc QDB. NOTE: IRC CHAT IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO WATCH TV WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS. FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW... MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.

ALSO NOTE: DO NOT LINK TO PORNOGRAPHY OR SHOCK SITES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION. IF YOU FIND THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, BE SURE TO TAG IT AS "NSFW" OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.

Your typical Uncyclopedia Chat funnyman.

Chat

To access the Uncyclopedia IRC channel you have five three options Holy Commandments:

1. Direct IRC link

If you have an IRC client or plugin on your browser then you can go to irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia to go directly to the channel.

2. Manual

Or just point your irc client to the mystical coordinates below:

server: irc.freenode.net
port: 6667
channel: #uncyclopedia

The Counter-Vandalism Network has a channel at #cvn-wikia-uncyc
UnNews has its own channel as well (#unnews)
There is also a channel for admins (#@uncyclopedia)
And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews (#unresource)

3. Web-based

If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try the web-based client below. It is serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of edumacation.

Freenode Web client

Go to this page to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum.