To access the Uncyclopedia IRC channel you have
five three options Holy Commandments which are listed below. If you need help with connecting to Uncyclopedia's chatroom then please post a message in the Community Forum.
If you have an IRC client or plugin on your browser then you can go to irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia to go directly to the channel.
Or just point your irc client to the mystical coordinates below:
server: irc.freenode.net port: 6667 channel: #uncyclopedia
The Counter-Vandalism Network has a channel at #cvn-wikia-uncyc
UnNews has its own channel as well (#unnews)
There is also a channel for admins (#@uncyclopedia)
And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews (#unresource)
If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try the web-based client below. It is serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of edumacation.
Go to this page to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum.