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{{Shortcut|[[UN:CHAT]]<br />[[UN:IRC]]<br />[[Chat]]}} |
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{{Q|The only thing worse than being talked about on IRC is being talked about on LiveJournal. And the only thing worse than that is being talked about on the BBC.|Oscar Wilde|IRC}} |
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<center>For a collection of quotes, see the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/ Uncyc QDB]</span>.</center> |
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{{Shortcut|[[UN:CHAT]]<br />[[UN:IRC]]<br />[[Chat]]}}'''NOTE: IRC CHAT IS ''NOT'' THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO [[fuck|WATCH TV]] WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS.<!-- Ha! --> FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW... [[Do NOT click any links|MATCH.COM]] OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.''' |
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{{Q|I can easily snipe you on this thing, as I disguise myself with many a username, so watch out!|127.0.0.1|Uncyclopedia Chatting}} |
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For a collection of quotes, see the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/ Uncyc QDB]</span>. |
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'''NOTE: IRC CHAT IS ''NOT'' THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO [[fuck|WATCH TV]] WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS.<!-- Ha! --> FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW... [[Do NOT click any links|MATCH.COM]] OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.''' |
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'''ALSO NOTE: DO NOT LINK TO PORNOGRAPHY OR SHOCK SITES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION. IF YOU FIND THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY [[:Category:Pictures of naked girls|MUST]], BE SURE TO TAG IT AS "[[:Category:Not safe for work|NSFW]]" OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.''' |
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'''ALSO NOTE: DO NOT LINK TO PORNOGRAPHY OR SHOCK SITES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION. IF YOU FIND THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY [[:Category:Pictures of naked girls|MUST]], BE SURE TO TAG IT AS "[[:Category:Not safe for work|NSFW]]" OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.''' |
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==Chat== |
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To access the Uncyclopedia [[IRC]] channel you have <s>five</s> three <s>options</s> Holy Commandments: |
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To access the Uncyclopedia [[IRC]] channel you have <s>five</s> three <s>options</s> Holy Commandments which are listed below. If you need help with connecting to Uncyclopedia's chatroom then please post a message in the [[Forum:Help|Community Forum]]. |
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===1. <span class="plainlinks">[irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia Direct IRC link]</span>=== |
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===1. <span class="plainlinks">[irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia Direct IRC link]</span>=== |
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If your browser supports IRC (like [[Opera (web browser)|Opera]]), or if you have an IRC plugin installed for your browser you can click on [irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia] to go directly to the channel. This also works for some stand-alone IRC clients that are associated with irc:// URLs in your browser. |
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If you have an IRC client or plugin on your browser then you can go to [irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia] to go directly to the channel. |
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:''(If you are using [[Firefox]] or any other [[Mozilla]] based browser, you can get the <span class="plainlinks">[https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16 ChatZilla]</span> IRC plugin to use this method.)'' |
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There is also a channel for admins ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/@uncyclopedia #@uncyclopedia]''')<br /> |
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There is also a channel for admins ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/@uncyclopedia #@uncyclopedia]''')<br /> |
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And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/unresource #unresource]''')<br> |
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And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/unresource #unresource]''')<br> |
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There is also a channel for pie and pie-related discussion ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/turtle ##turtle]''') |
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If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try the web-based client below. It is serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of [[edumacation]]. |
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If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try the web-based client below. It is serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of [[edumacation]]. |
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====<span class="plainlinks">[http://webchat.freenode.net?channels=uncyclopedia&uio=d4 Freenode Web]</span> client==== |
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====<span class="plainlinks">[http://webchat.freenode.net?channels=uncyclopedia&uio=d4 Freenode Web]</span> client==== |
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Go to [http://webchat.freenode.net?channels=uncyclopedia&uio=d4 this page] to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum. |
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Go to [http://webchat.freenode.net?channels=uncyclopedia&uio=d4 this page] to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum. |
For a collection of quotes, see the Uncyc QDB.
NOTE: IRC CHAT IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO WATCH TV WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS. FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW... MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.
ALSO NOTE: DO NOT LINK TO PORNOGRAPHY OR SHOCK SITES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION. IF YOU FIND THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, BE SURE TO TAG IT AS "NSFW" OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.
For more IRC help, see this instructional video.
To access the Uncyclopedia IRC channel you have five three options Holy Commandments which are listed below. If you need help with connecting to Uncyclopedia's chatroom then please post a message in the Community Forum.
If you have an IRC client or plugin on your browser then you can go to irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia to go directly to the channel.
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Or just point your irc client to the mystical coordinates below:
server: irc.freenode.net
port: 6667
channel: #uncyclopedia
The Counter-Vandalism Network has a channel at #cvn-wikia-uncyc
UnNews has its own channel as well (#unnews)
There is also a channel for admins (#@uncyclopedia)
And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews (#unresource)
edit 3. Web-based
If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try the web-based client below. It is serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of edumacation.
Go to this page to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum.
