Uncyclopedia:CVP/archive1

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Articled clerk

  • Hopeless, as decided by VFH, several times.
  • Stupid idea that is stupid every time.

KATIE!! 22:00, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

People who should have been aborted

  • Created many times / deleted 4 times
  • Generally a slander magnet

-- T. (talk) 23:59, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

He-man and He-Man

  • I've deleted these 3 times personally, and others have killed them too.
  • Stub text is identical with each reposting: a cut 'n' paste of this comic = copyrighted material.

-- T. (talk) 04:18, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

World's Top Arseholes

  • Created and deleted five times

--EvilZak 06:33, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FC Porto

  • CVP per Admin conference on IRC
  • Page has been repeatedly linked to a Club website as an advertisement

-- T. (talk) 00:08, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Camp Lazlo Episode Ideas

  • "This is a page you cannot delete because every time I edit this page, it gets deleted. So DO NOT delete this page so I won't have to edit it over and over again. Remember, this is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit."
  • CVP'd because this'll just keep getting created (they had to do this on wikipedia too).
  • User thinks this wiki is about free speech or something. Bah
--Splaka 09:50, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Higglesmigarrt

  • View or restore 15 deleted edits? Nah. 2nd'd by RadicalX, 3rd'd by Flammable.
  • Had to range block Kent State U to make this one stop.

-- T. (talk) 22:04, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Diarrhoea & Diarrhea

  • Created and flushed one too many times, both UK and US spellings.
  • Will stay as CVP until someone proposes a useful article or purpose for them.

--Splaka 04:30, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Muddha

  • Created and huffed 5 times
  • Vanity page rubbish for some idiot's blog

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:38, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

East Rockaway

  • Too much slander. Too much stupid.--Sir Flammable KUN 03:24, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Distortion 68

  • 3rd time's the charm

--Splaka 22:32, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Young Hwan

  • Appearance #6

--Splaka 09:22, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Lue2

  • Euuuuuugh!'d and Aaaaaaahhh!'d 4 times
  • Dick magnet.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:16, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Ethel Cardew

  • Shat out and flushed away 3 times
  • Multiple editors; content was picture of pissed tattooed moron.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:46, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fucked up people

  • Belched into existence and promptly winked out again 4 times
  • Semi-literate crap, authors apparently unable to follow simple instructions to read the Beginner's Guide

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:26, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Terry McIntosh

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Slandanity that escaped our radar too long. No en.wp article, no valid links to it (and too many redirects), and very few google hits
  • We've reached a consensus on teacher 'slandanity', see Uncyclopedia:Vanity_Policies (yes, we know there is another non-mr, we will get to it too).

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:41, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Christopheros Lacos

  • 5th time's the charm
  • No google matches, no en.wp article.

--Splaka 21:48, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Dylan_"The_Moundface"

  • Created and deleted 3 times by different editors
  • Slandanity, with little chance of redemption

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:47, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

RuneScrape

  • Buying 7 article creations 3k ea, selling 7 article deletions 5k ea

--EvilZak 20:05, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

J. Loseth

  • Created 3 times by multiple editors
  • Slandanity
--Splaka 01:28, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Chris hunnam

  • 7 times hath past our threshhold
  • Slandanity shit.
--Splaka 01:21, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Nanaki

  • Made and unmade 4 times
  • Two idiot kids using our wiki as a chat forum
-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:25, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Port Pirie

  • Created and uncreated 5 times
  • Best version was two lines, last version was " i like choise..."
--Splaka 12:10, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

YTMND

  • Created and hurt 3 times
  • At least 7 editors.
--Splaka 03:40, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Angela Lansbury

  • Created und vas deletedich trei timesk
  • Best version was "She is the biggest slut in the world."
--Splaka 05:03, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Reinet

  • Murdered 5 times
  • That's enough of that, thank you.
--Splaka 23:47, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Caboose

  • Created and mutilated 4 times
  • Content at one point was: 'Its Gone again caboose. Happy caboose? All the stuff about u is gone caboose'
  • Apparently Slandanity in the orignal form, almost same contents each time after.
--Splaka 23:59, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Phite

  • Created and violated 4 times
--Splaka 22:19, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Wemmu

  • Created and slung out 6 times
  • content ranged from "gfsagasdg" to slandanity
--Splaka 08:45, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Helena Bowen

  • Created and huffed 3 times
--Splaka 22:01, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Alytus

  • Fried 3 times.
  • This article just keeps coming back from the dead.
  • Something about those ex-soviets makes them persistent and unrelenting. I wonder where they learned it from?
  • There's no hope that it will ever go anywhere good.
--Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:56, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Fuckwad

  • Burninated 6 times.
  • Each attempt was different, each attempt sucked.
  • Used in many places, hence the recreation by idiots.
  • If anyone has a bloody awesome idea for this article, leave me a message about it on my talk page.
--Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:56, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Fucking Retarded

  • Created and huffed 4 times (first time was MTU expire, 3 vandalisms)
  • Lame, 6 different editors.
--Splaka 22:12, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Stratigo

--Splaka 21:57, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Unthesaurus:Cunt

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Plagiarism. And even if it wasn't plagiarism, it's not funny.
  • And even if it was funny (which it isn't), there's no such namespace.
  • And even if there was such a namespace, it'd still suck.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:51, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

So, it's a keeper, then? :P--ComaVN 15:02, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Bill Kazmier

  • Created and deleted 4 times
  • DoubleBadThink

--Splaka 11:28, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Euan Cooles

  • Created and deleted 4 times
  • Teenage slandanity

--- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:56, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

EvilCody

  • Created and deleted 6 times
  • Sometimes vanity, sometimes slander, always shit

--- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:32, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Am I gay?

  • Created and deleted 5 times
  • Consistently, unequivocally crap

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:49, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Monkeyman10219

  • Created and deleted 5 times within 6 minutes
  • Presumably about a GameFAQs user
  • Written so unintelligbly that I can't even tell if it's attack-vanity or not

--EvilZak 22:00, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Tonay

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Inarticulate slandanity

-- -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:45, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Skazi

  • Created and deleted 8 times
  • Never had more than one sentence.

--EvilZak 18:29, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Alexander I Kwaśniewski

  • Created and Deleted 4 times
  • Always crap

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:13, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It looks like this person is the prime minister of a country (Poland). That type of article is always going to have activity. Might want to let the Poles have a bit of time to come up with something reasonable. The topic should have enough material to come up with something reasonable, eventually.--130.95.106.154 02:38, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Arnulfo

VFD'd at least once, duplicated multiple times since. Redirects to TBD, and now protected. --Famine 13:08, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

HW.no

  • Created and deleted 6 times
  • Non-notable website.
  • Same unfunny one-line page each time.

--EvilZak 18:41, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

16page2

  • Created and deleted 7 times
  • One guy with dynamic IP kept creating this page.
  • He tried to make this page a "sequel" to 16.

--EvilZak 01:35, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Wasabi X

  • Created and deleted 4 times
  • Attack page on a GameFAQs user

--EvilZak 22:59, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC) (note: stop spaming the dudes Bio)

TOaster Oven

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Another GameFAQs vanity page

--EvilZak 22:59, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)

H2SB

  • Created and deleted 4 times
  • Vanity page for a non-notable GameFAQs board

--EvilZak 18:46, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Archive1 and Archive2

  • Used for spam deposits
  • Deleted several times each
  • I don't know if this will help, or if the spammers will just use different pages for their vile deeds. But I suppose it's worth a try.

--Rcmurphy 14:27, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

Comrade Boris

  • Created 3 times with "IN SOVIET RUSSIA BORIS READS YOU!!!!"
  • Most likely created by the same person, but with 3 different IPs
  • I can't remember what the joke is from at the moment, but its not original (feel free to remind me the joke on my talk page, it hurts my brain to remember)

--Paulgb Talk 19:15, 12 May 2005 (EDT)

Javanoir

  • Created and deleted 5 times
  • About another website (javanoir.org)
  • Made into a protected blank page by David Gerard
  • Changed to redirect here.

--Paulgb Talk 14:57, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

LUElinks

  • Created and deleted 4 times
  • About another website (although never an ad)

--Paulgb Talk 14:59, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

LUE

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Promotional for a website

--Paulgb Talk 15:12, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

UFIA

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Inside joke on FARK, but not funny here

--Paulgb Talk 15:27, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

Carlospresents

  • Created and deleted 3 times
  • Never very good
  • Edited by several different anonymous IP users

--Paulgb Talk 15:40, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

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