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SLAVES R US!
We sell slaves. Young and old, male and female, black and white - we don't discriminate! Whatever you are, we can use you to make an honest buck. We like to think of ourselves as reimagining the slave trade - giving the good old days of unpaid slave labour back to you, but updating it for the modern world.
Nameable, who has no money, and never gets paid, except for Thursdays, when he is sometimes given a biscuit for being good.
Currently, we're all out of people (=( . ) But, don't worry, you can volunteer yourself as produce! You may even get a slice of the profit.
You may, but you probably won't.