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Image:Pulserifle.jpg|Now available is the M40A1 Pulse Rifle, capable of drilling a hole into 3 feet of steel with one pull of the trigger. '''Y100'''
 
Image:Pulserifle.jpg|Now available is the M40A1 Pulse Rifle, capable of drilling a hole into 3 feet of steel with one pull of the trigger. '''Y100'''
 
Image:03A-Shrike-006.jpg|A little fiddling around by our technicians ended up adding an M249 box magazine to an M4 Carbine, producing an extremely powerful gun. '''Y50'''
 
Image:03A-Shrike-006.jpg|A little fiddling around by our technicians ended up adding an M249 box magazine to an M4 Carbine, producing an extremely powerful gun. '''Y50'''
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Image:Barrett m82 sniper rifle.jpg|The most powerful rifle ever, the Barrett M82 .50 Cal sniper rifle, can now be yours! '''Y100'''
 
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IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE GRUE ARMY, YOU GET 75% OFF ALL OUR PRICES!!!

edit About

Welcome to Merc Squadron, the only store where you can effectively build up your own personal army! Currently, we have only a few items for sale, but we hope to expand due to the growing concern of Uncyclopedia's military strengths.

If you want to make a private army, we give you permission to keep track of your forces and declarations of war on this business's talk page. if you don't want to, make it a subsidiary of your regular page, such as User:<insert name here>/Army or something. But be sure to link to our talk page, otherwise you won't be able to get free gifts and discounts from here.

edit Employees

Meganew: 10 TIE Exports

edit Items

edit Fighters

edit Bombers

edit Capital Ships

edit Guns

edit Vehicles

edit Special Deals

Currently, we are offering a 50% discount on both types of TIE Exports. Also, if you buy 1 Glock 81 handgun now, you can get a second one for free!

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