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Goa tse glyphGOA TSE TEMPLE AND STORE

Because There Is No Goa Tse



edit About

The Goa Tse Temple was built by two members of the Goa Tse Clan in 1337 AD. In 1484 AD, the Goa Tse Store was open, where the Goa Tse Clan sell some supplies and food to passers-by, locals and tourists. To request an order, ask at the talk page. The Goa Tse Temple is also a stock exchange. Here is where to go if you want to buy shares. To buy something, ask for it on the talk page and it will eventually be delivered. If you want a job, request it on the talk page. After you buy something, you can just put it on your userpage for something to eat for admins and whatnot. The Goa Tse Temple and Store is founded and funded by the Great Temple of Goa Tse in Q'ake Tu, Giratinaton, with this investment, and jointly operated by the Grue Army. Here is our bank account from the Central Bank of Uncyclopedia.

Members of the Goa Tse Clan or Grue Army can receive a 50% discount on purchases. Members of Der Unwehr can receive a 10% discount on purchases.

edit Employees

Shares are updated every Saturday. Supplies and food are restocked every two weeks.

  • Joe9320 (Owner) Weekly Salary $90 (that's ☺$900,000)

WE SELL EVERYTHING AT RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES LIKE WAL-MART!

edit STOCK

(PLEASE NOTE: Prices are quoted in Wildes and U.S. dollars. Sorry, Valjuta cannot be accepted.)
Snacks

Fruits, Vegetables and Meat

Microwavable Food and Fuck Goods

Clothes and Books

Video Games and Appliances

Drinks

Vehicles (Grue Army-Goa Tse Clan Base Loyola Dealership- Official Loyola Dealership)

Weaponry

edit Goa Tse Clan Signups

Join the Goa Tse Clan NOW! Memebers get a 75% discount!


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