Uncyclopedia:Business/Goa Tse Temple and Store/Stock Exchange
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Here in the Uncyclopedia Stock Exchange (otherwise knwon as USX), we sell and buy shares. We are a stock market. No-commissions trading day every Tuesday. Shares updated every Saturday.
Each share costs the same as the share listed (for example, a share of XXX Corp. costs $30, but in thye next week it costs $21) plus a commission fee of $8. Shares can go either up or down, so if you lost all of the money, you're fucked.
edit Stock Exchange (USX Index)
- SPSD- Space Pirates Software Development ( Up at 93.45 by 6.12 from 87.33)
- CBK- Central Bank ( Up at 42.30 by 1.07 from 41.23)
- SCLS- Squeaky Clean Laundering Service ( Steady at 20.00)
- GTTS- Goa Tse Temple and Store ( Steady at 23.12)
- HYP- HYPERiON Technologies ( Up at 15.67 by 5.67 from 10.00)
- MSWS- Merc Squadron War Surplus Store ( Up at 30.00 by 2.50)
edit Exchange Rates
- UNSOC Valjuta ( Down at 1.29451 - 1 Wilde)
- Yoinxx (( Up at 38.30813 - 1 Wilde)
- U.S. Dollar ( Down at 2.18392 - 1 Wilde)
- Credits ( Up at 84160.03822 - 1 Wilde)
18/4/2010- We are suffering inflation rates at 2000% due to the Goa Tse Clan Party in power planning to stop financial crisis.
edit Listing requirements
To hvae a business in this stock exchange:
- Your business must have an owner that earns more than $40 (☺$400,000/400 Valjuta)
- Your business must have a bank account
edit Listing Requests
Get your company listed in the stock exchange now! Shares change every Saturday!