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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or ''almost'' featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia.
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[[Uncyclopedia:Best of/2005 (by date)|2005]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Best of/2006 (by date)|2006]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Best of/2007 (by date)|2007]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Best of/2008 (by date)|2008]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Best of#2009 (by date)|2009]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Best of#2010 (by date)|2010]]
 
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[[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2005|2005]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2006|2006]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2007|2007]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2008|2008]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2009|2009]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2010|2010]] • [[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2011|2011]]
 
 
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==[[:Category:Featured|Featured]] articles==
 
==[[:Category:Featured|Featured]] articles==
   
 
The best of the best. '''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH|You can vote]]''' for your favorite articles to be featured.
 
The best of the best. '''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH|You can vote]]''' for your favorite articles to be featured.
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* [[Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne]] ''(25 December)''
 
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* [[Youth]] ''(11 January)''
 
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* [[☃]]&nbsp;''(24 December)''
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* [[A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion]]&nbsp;''(16 October)''
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* [[A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid]]&nbsp;''(3 January)''
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* [[A-level]]&nbsp;''(3 November)''
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* [[Academia]]&nbsp;''(4 January)''
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* [[Al Capone]]&nbsp;''(20 April)''
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* [[Alien vs. Predator]]&nbsp;''(11 January)''
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* [[All of the Above]]&nbsp;''(10 March)''
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* [[America]]&nbsp;''(2 March)''
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* [[America is the best!!!]]&nbsp;''(15 June)''
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* [[American Dream]]&nbsp;''(24 March)''
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* [[Andy Rooney]]&nbsp;''(28 November)''
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* [[Ant]]&nbsp;''(12 April)''
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* [[Are you colour-blind?]]&nbsp;''(24 September)''
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* [[Art That Looks Like Nothing]]&nbsp;''(18 August)''
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* [[Awkward Conversation]]&nbsp;''(23 July)''
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* [[BBC Wireless 4]]&nbsp;''(27 November)''
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* [[Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905]]&nbsp;''(8 January)''
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* [[Battle of the Sexes]]&nbsp;''(16 April)''
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* [[Battleship Potemkin]]&nbsp;''(19 May)''
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* [[Begging the question]]&nbsp;''(28 August)''
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* [[Break Up Letter]]&nbsp;''(14 January)''
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* [[Bubble Wrap]]&nbsp;''(4 June)''
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* [[Bucephalus]]&nbsp;''(2 October)''
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* [[Campaign Leaflet]]&nbsp;''(14 April)''
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* [[Canadians: A Retrospective]]&nbsp;''(30 November)''
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* [[Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists]]&nbsp;''(14 October)''
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* [[Charles Lindbergh]]&nbsp;''(9 March)''
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* [[Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase]]&nbsp;''(6 June)''
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* [[Color Me Badd]]&nbsp;''(10 September)''
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* [[Conservapedia]]&nbsp;''(14 March)''
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* [[Consolation Prize]]&nbsp;''(17 June)''
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* [[Creepy]]&nbsp;''(29 October)''
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* [[Creepy guy who lives across the street]]&nbsp;''(20 October)''
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* [[Custom Degrees]]&nbsp;''(9 May)''
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* [[Cyanide]]&nbsp;''(27 April)''
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* [[David Bowie]]&nbsp;''(9 July)''
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* [[Defender of the Clown]]&nbsp;''(8 May)''
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* [[Democrazy]]&nbsp;''(21 May)''
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* [[Dishwasher]]&nbsp;''(8 June)''
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* [[Double Entendre]]&nbsp;''(27 September)''
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* [[Drugs]]&nbsp;''(28 March)''
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* [[Dude]]&nbsp;''(19 February)''
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* [[EPIC FAIL!]]&nbsp;''(13 February)''
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* [[Edward the Gibbon]]&nbsp;''(25 March)''
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* [[Enid Blyton]]&nbsp;''(5 November)''
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* [[Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them]]&nbsp;''(24 June)''
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* [[Eurovision Song Contest]]&nbsp;''(24 May)''
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* [[Everything is great]]&nbsp;''(4 August)''
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* [[Examples of Bias in Conservapedia]]&nbsp;''(3 March)''
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* [[Faggot]]&nbsp;''(6 October)''
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* [[Ferdinand von Zeppelin]]&nbsp;''(18 May)''
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* [[File 8AO4F: The God Case]]&nbsp;''(4 March)''
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* [[Fish Puns]]&nbsp;''(24 October)''
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* [[Fourth Wall]]&nbsp;''(20 June)''
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* [[France]]&nbsp;''(8 October)''
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* [[Fuck the world]]&nbsp;''(7 June)''
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* [[G Rated Talking Animal Movie]]&nbsp;''(5 April)''
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* [[Game:Oliver Twist]]&nbsp;''(10 May)''
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* [[Gemini]]&nbsp;''(6 September)''
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* [[Gerry Cheevers]]&nbsp;''(7 October)''
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* [[Get Some Mortgage]]&nbsp;''(4 October)''
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* [[Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)]]&nbsp;''(19 August)''
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* [[Goldfish]]&nbsp;''(26 September)''
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* [[Goldilocks and the Three Bears]]&nbsp;''(13 July)''
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* [[Golf War]]&nbsp;''(13 December)''
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* [[Grim Reaper]]&nbsp;''(21 October)''
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* [[Guinness Brewmasters]]&nbsp;''(23 June)''
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* [[Harry S. Truman]]&nbsp;''(23 May)''
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* [[Hillyard & Brickman Corporation]]&nbsp;''(30 March)''
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* [[Hippies]]&nbsp;''(4 July)''
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* [[Homing pigeon]]&nbsp;''(31 March)''
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* [[Hong Kong Feng Shui]]&nbsp;''(28 January)''
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* [[Horatio Hornblower]]&nbsp;''(11 March)''
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* [[Hot indiscriminate sex]]&nbsp;''(18 July)''
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* [[How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show]]&nbsp;''(30 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Be A Supervillain]]&nbsp;''(18 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days]]&nbsp;''(26 April)''
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* [[HowTo:Boil an egg]]&nbsp;''(22 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Drive a train]]&nbsp;''(16 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament]]&nbsp;''(30 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Hear a Picture]]&nbsp;''(5 January)''
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* [[HowTo:Hotwire a car]]&nbsp;''(20 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Learn Guitar]]&nbsp;''(22 July)''
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* [[HowTo:Love me]]&nbsp;''(15 November)''
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* [[HowTo:Mail a Letter]]&nbsp;''(1 January)''
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* [[HowTo:Play the Skin Flute]]&nbsp;''(31 January)''
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* [[HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]&nbsp;''(2 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis]]&nbsp;''(12 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin]]&nbsp;''(20 March)''
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* [[HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On]]&nbsp;''(3 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Win an Argument]]&nbsp;''(26 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article]]&nbsp;''(14 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia]]&nbsp;''(4 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Write the Great American Novel]]&nbsp;''(19 July)''
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* [[Humanity: A Retrospective]]&nbsp;''(12 January)''
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* [[Hyperdrinking]]&nbsp;''(21 March)''
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* [[I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation]]&nbsp;''(9 January)''
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* [[I lost your pet ferret]]&nbsp;''(21 February)''
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* [[If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS]]&nbsp;''(17 February)''
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* [[Igor]]&nbsp;''(20 December)''
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* [[In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943]]&nbsp;''(1 March)''
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* [[Insomnia]]&nbsp;''(6 July)''
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* [[Interpretive Death]]&nbsp;''(29 September)''
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* [[Iron Maiden]]&nbsp;''(18 December)''
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* [[Isaac Newton]]&nbsp;''(26 August)''
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* [[J'accuzzi]]&nbsp;''(27 October)''
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* [[Japanese High Schools]]&nbsp;''(13 June)''
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* [[Jerry Falwell]]&nbsp;''(15 May)''
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* [[Jew Claw]]&nbsp;''(2 August)''
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* [[Jimmy the Cowboy]]&nbsp;''(27 December)''
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* [[Just pennies a day]]&nbsp;''(23 February)''
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* [[Kitty porn]]&nbsp;''(30 May)''
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* [[Lake Spooky]]&nbsp;''(27 March)''
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* [[Laura Ingalls Wilder]]&nbsp;''(3 September)''
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* [[Lewd Acts of the Apostles]]&nbsp;''(14 August)''
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* [[List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway]]&nbsp;''(26 March)''
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* [[Lysol]]&nbsp;''(20 August)''
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* [[MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick]]&nbsp;''(2 May)''
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* [[Main Page]]&nbsp;''(1 April)''
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* [[March of the Penguin Brothers]]&nbsp;''(24 February)''
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* [[Marie Curie]]&nbsp;''(22 February)''
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* [[Marijuana]]&nbsp;''(28 October)''
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* [[Megadeth]]&nbsp;''(16 August)''
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* [[Melville the One Trick Pony]]&nbsp;''(24 July)''
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* [[Michael Bay]]&nbsp;''(13 November)''
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* [[Miles Davis]]&nbsp;''(13 May)''
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* [[Misquoting Jesus]]&nbsp;''(13 April)''
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* [[Mordor Jalapenos]]&nbsp;''(5 May)''
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* [[Mousetrap]]&nbsp;''(25 September)''
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* [[Much Ado About Nothing]]&nbsp;''(26 January)''
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* [[NASA]]&nbsp;''(23 October)''
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* [[Necrophiliphobia]]&nbsp;''(15 July)''
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* [[Observational Comedy]]&nbsp;''(7 November)''
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* [[Otter]]&nbsp;''(15 April)''
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* [[Pacific War]]&nbsp;''(24 January)''
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* [[Paradise Inc.]]&nbsp;''(29 April)''
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* [[Paris Hilton]]&nbsp;''(18 March)''
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* [[Pawnography]]&nbsp;''(16 December)''
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* [[Perfect Disaster]]&nbsp;''(10 June)''
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* [[Physics Act of 1707]]&nbsp;''(24 August)''
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* [[Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes]]&nbsp;''(9 December)''
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* [[Playstation 4]]&nbsp;''(17 August)''
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* [[Please delete this page]]&nbsp;''(19 March)''
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* [[Polish Inquisition]]&nbsp;''(29 February)''
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* [[Pond Whales]]&nbsp;''(5 August)''
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* [[Pontius Pilates]]&nbsp;''(22 October)''
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* [[Pop Bomb]]&nbsp;''(9 June)''
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* [[Pre-Market Economy]]&nbsp;''(7 May)''
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* [[Prince and the Revolution]]&nbsp;''(11 April)''
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* [[Pripyat River]]&nbsp;''(15 August)''
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* [[Public service announcement]]&nbsp;''(3 June)''
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* [[Pyromaniac]]&nbsp;''(4 May)''
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* [[Rafael Nadal]]&nbsp;''(22 June)''
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* [[Rashōmon]]&nbsp;''(17 October)''
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* [[Regent University]]&nbsp;''(14 September)''
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* [[Robert Mugabe]]&nbsp;''(26 July)''
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* [[Robin Hood]]&nbsp;''(9 August)''
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* [[Romance novel]]&nbsp;''(5 December)''
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* [[Rough Pubs]]&nbsp;''(14 February)''
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* [[Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament]]&nbsp;''(25 April)''
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* [[Rule of Three]]&nbsp;''(9 October)''
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* [[Sania Mirza]]&nbsp;''(22 August)''
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* [[Sarah Plain and Tall]]&nbsp;''(7 August)''
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* [[Scat]]&nbsp;''(14 May)''
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* [[Schindler's Listcruft]]&nbsp;''(12 July)''
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* [[Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk]]&nbsp;''(22 March)''
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* [[Selective Inbreeding]]&nbsp;''(15 March)''
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* [[Spontaneous Combustion]]&nbsp;''(21 July)''
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* [[Star Wars (Japanese Opera)]]&nbsp;''(28 May)''
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* [[Status Quo]]&nbsp;''(21 April)''
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* [[Stoner High School]]&nbsp;''(2 April)''
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* [[Taft Punk]]&nbsp;''(30 July)''
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* [[Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you.]]&nbsp;''(29 July)''
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* [[The Bunfight at the OK Corral]]&nbsp;''(18 October)''
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* [[The Critique of Pure Reason]]&nbsp;''(21 September)''
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* [[The Daily Show]]&nbsp;''(30 April)''
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* [[The Dog Dies at the End]]&nbsp;''(3 May)''
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* [[The Gathering Horror]]&nbsp;''(21 August)''
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* [[The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!]]&nbsp;''(19 September)''
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* [[The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment]]&nbsp;''(5 October)''
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* [[The Millennium]]&nbsp;''(22 December)''
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* [[The Muffin Man]]&nbsp;''(23 March)''
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* [[The Old Country]]&nbsp;''(16 June)''
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* [[The Phallic School of Architecture]]&nbsp;''(21 June)''
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* [[The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia]]&nbsp;''(11 September)''
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* [[The Siege of Bordeaux]]&nbsp;''(28 February)''
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* [[The white guy in All-4-One]]&nbsp;''(1 June)''
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* [[Thermopylae]]&nbsp;''(18 January)''
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* [[Thomas Aquinas]]&nbsp;''(29 January)''
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* [[Thomas Hardy]]&nbsp;''(2 January)''
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* [[Thou]]&nbsp;''(2 July)''
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* [[Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald]]&nbsp;''(23 April)''
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* [[Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter]]&nbsp;''(16 March)''
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* [[Tony Visconti]]&nbsp;''(28 April)''
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* [[Traditional Values]]&nbsp;''(26 June)''
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* [[Truthful Vending GmbH]]&nbsp;''(18 February)''
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* [[Turing Duck Test]]&nbsp;''(11 June)''
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* [[Two Humps]]&nbsp;''(16 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect]]&nbsp;''(10 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion]]&nbsp;''(14 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary]]&nbsp;''(13 October)''
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* [[UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook]]&nbsp;''(20 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:Beep]]&nbsp;''(10 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:Captain's Blog]]&nbsp;''(27 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:Fischer Price]]&nbsp;''(21 January)''
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* [[UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care]]&nbsp;''(5 September)''
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* [[UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind]]&nbsp;''(15 February)''
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* [[UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature]]&nbsp;''(21 November)''
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* [[UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight]]&nbsp;''(7 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul]]&nbsp;''(30 January)''
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* [[UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old]]&nbsp;''(25 February)''
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* [[UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex]]&nbsp;''(5 June)''
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* [[UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games]]&nbsp;''(6 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)]]&nbsp;''(8 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:Polar Express]]&nbsp;''(11 October)''
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* [[UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes]]&nbsp;''(1 October)''
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* [[UnBooks:Surgical Phone]]&nbsp;''(22 January)''
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* [[UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression.]]&nbsp;''(11 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Frogs]]&nbsp;''(6 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Last Little Pig]]&nbsp;''(7 April)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk]]&nbsp;''(3 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire]]&nbsp;''(13 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story]]&nbsp;''(7 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾]]&nbsp;''(29 June)''
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* [[UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries]]&nbsp;''(5 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:USA ROCKS!]]&nbsp;''(1 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon]]&nbsp;''(6 January)''
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* [[UnBooks:Who Killed God?]]&nbsp;''(8 September)''
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* [[UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not]]&nbsp;''(6 May)''
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* [[UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight]]&nbsp;''(7 September)''
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* [[UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies]]&nbsp;''(28 July)''
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* [[UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary]]&nbsp;''(8 April)''
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* [[UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout]]&nbsp;''(19 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"]]&nbsp;''(29 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave]]&nbsp;''(17 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Area 51 opened to public]]&nbsp;''(29 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them]]&nbsp;''(23 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Cancer is racist]]&nbsp;''(11 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Corrections]]&nbsp;''(30 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama]]&nbsp;''(9 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange]]&nbsp;''(25 August)''
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* [[UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible]]&nbsp;''(1 September)''
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* [[UnNews:I have taken hostages]]&nbsp;''(13 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now]]&nbsp;''(25 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong]]&nbsp;''(18 June)''
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* [[UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!"]]&nbsp;''(18 April)''
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* [[UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears]]&nbsp;''(15 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Man forgets 9-11]]&nbsp;''(12 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy]]&nbsp;''(6 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed]]&nbsp;''(7 December)''
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* [[UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice]]&nbsp;''(3 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17]]&nbsp;''(25 June)''
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* [[UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released]]&nbsp;''(31 December)''
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* [[UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel]]&nbsp;''(29 December)''
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* [[UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table]]&nbsp;''(3 December)''
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* [[UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity]]&nbsp;''(19 June)''
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* [[UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter]]&nbsp;''(19 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron']]&nbsp;''(8 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop]]&nbsp;''(20 January)''
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* [[UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes]]&nbsp;''(24 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled]]&nbsp;''(13 January)''
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* [[UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits]]&nbsp;''(17 March)''
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* [[UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest]]&nbsp;''(12 March)''
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* [[UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie]]&nbsp;''(23 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive]]&nbsp;''(7 January)''
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* [[UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album]]&nbsp;''(16 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime]]&nbsp;''(1 July)''
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* [[UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It]]&nbsp;''(27 January)''
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* [[UnNews:Your family died]]&nbsp;''(27 June)''
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* [[UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!]]&nbsp;''(16 January)''
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* [[UnScripts:All Mixed Up]]&nbsp;''(27 May)''
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* [[UnScripts:Average Cop]]&nbsp;''(4 April)''
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* [[UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden]]&nbsp;''(31 July)''
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* [[UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II]]&nbsp;''(25 January)''
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* [[UnScripts:Heinous Dan]]&nbsp;''(17 April)''
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* [[UnScripts:Noah's Ark]]&nbsp;''(8 March)''
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* [[UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963]]&nbsp;''(26 February)''
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* [[UnScripts:The Symposium]]&nbsp;''(17 September)''
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* [[UnScripts:To'Romisha]]&nbsp;''(10 April)''
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* [[UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition)]]&nbsp;''(28 September)''
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* [[UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist]]&nbsp;''(17 January)''
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* [[UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs]]&nbsp;''(27 July)''
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* [[UnTunes:White trash girl]]&nbsp;''(12 September)''
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* [[Uncyclopedia Health Service]]&nbsp;''(16 February)''
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* [[Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles]]&nbsp;''(3 April)''
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* [[Unidentified man in green firing turret]]&nbsp;''(25 May)''
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* [[United Nations Charter]]&nbsp;''(19 January)''
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* [[Universe (musical)]]&nbsp;''(2 September)''
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* [[Use a Coaster!]]&nbsp;''(26 May)''
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* [[Veteran]]&nbsp;''(31 May)''
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* [[Virginia Tech Massacre]]&nbsp;''(10 October)''
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* [[Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election]]&nbsp;''(23 August)''
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* [[Walpurgis Night]]&nbsp;''(11 August)''
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* [[What Would Jesus Do?]]&nbsp;''(11 July)''
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* [[Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?]]&nbsp;''(13 September)''
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* [[Why?:Blame Hitler]]&nbsp;''(20 May)''
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* [[Why?:Burn a Furby?]]&nbsp;''(22 April)''
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* [[Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic]]&nbsp;''(19 April)''
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* [[Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?]]&nbsp;''(25 November)''
  +
* [[Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?]]&nbsp;''(9 April)''
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* [[Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?]]&nbsp;''(20 February)''
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* [[Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?]]&nbsp;''(31 August)''
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* [[Why?:Eat your broccoli]]&nbsp;''(17 July)''
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* [[Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face]]&nbsp;''(27 February)''
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* [[Why?:Have Humongous Breasts]]&nbsp;''(23 January)''
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* [[Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?]]&nbsp;''(17 November)''
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* [[Why?:Save the mooses?]]&nbsp;''(10 January)''
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* [[Why?:Take Your Fish To Work]]&nbsp;''(29 March)''
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* [[Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans]]&nbsp;''(22 May)''
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* [[Why?:Use a wooden condom]]&nbsp;''(12 January)''
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* [[Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?]]&nbsp;''(12 June)''
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* [[William Gladstone]]&nbsp;''(5 July)''
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* [[World War IV]]&nbsp;''(12 May)''
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* [[1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York]]&nbsp;''(18 March)''
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* [[4'33"]]&nbsp;''(27 October)''
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* [[667:Neighbor of The Beast]]&nbsp;''(15 July)''
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* [[A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother]]&nbsp;''(3 July)''
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* [[AAA]]&nbsp;''(26 January)''
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* [[Adolf Hitler]]&nbsp;''(31 March)''
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* [[African giraffe]]&nbsp;''(28 March)''
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* [[Alaska]]&nbsp;''(18 December)''
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* [[Alcoholics Anonymous]]&nbsp;''(17 March)''
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* [[Alexander the Great]]&nbsp;''(6 January)''
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* [[Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers]]&nbsp;''(29 December)''
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* [[American (species)]]&nbsp;''(2 November)''
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* [[Anime]]&nbsp;''(6 June)''
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* [[Artificial Pseudoscientology]]&nbsp;''(26 April)''
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* [[Atomic Mass]]&nbsp;''(6 August)''
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* [[Austria-Hungary]]&nbsp;''(8 May)''
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* [[Baby Seal]]&nbsp;''(23 March)''
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* [[Bathroom humor]]&nbsp;''(16 July)''
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* [[Bipolar bear]]&nbsp;''(5 July)''
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* [[Blackbeard Catering Company]]&nbsp;''(31 January)''
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* [[Blandford]]&nbsp;''(23 May)''
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* [[Blue Screen of Death]]&nbsp;''(23 August)''
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* [[Books never written]]&nbsp;''(3 November)''
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* [[Bow tie]]&nbsp;''(29 July)''
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* [[British class system]]&nbsp;''(3 May)''
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* [[Buster Keaton]]&nbsp;''(20 October)''
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* [[But Seriously...]]&nbsp;''(26 July)''
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* [[Byzantine Empire]]&nbsp;''(22 April)''
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* [[Carry On Films]]&nbsp;''(23 September)''
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* [[Celebrity Manufacture]]&nbsp;''(28 October)''
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* [[Charles Dickens]]&nbsp;''(13 April)''
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* [[Chuck Norris]]&nbsp;''(9 September)''
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* [[Civil War]]&nbsp;''(18 February)''
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* [[Classy]]&nbsp;''(7 November)''
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* [[Colonel]]&nbsp;''(25 April)''
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* [[Commercial]]&nbsp;''(13 July)''
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* [[Constipation]]&nbsp;''(29 November)''
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* [[Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire]]&nbsp;''(2 January)''
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* [[Cowboy Bebop]]&nbsp;''(4 August)''
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* [[Cup stacking]]&nbsp;''(15 July)''
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* [[D]]&nbsp;''(8 September)''
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* [[DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations]]&nbsp;''(19 September)''
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* [[Dead Nigger Storage]]&nbsp;''(7 August)''
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* [[Dictation]]&nbsp;''(4 June)''
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* [[Diplomacy]]&nbsp;''(25 August)''
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* [[Donner]]&nbsp;''(20 December)''
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* [[Down with this sort of thing!]]&nbsp;''(24 September)''
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* [[Drunk Olympics]]&nbsp;''(28 November)''
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* [[Dyslexia]]&nbsp;''(14 March)''
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* [[EXPLODE!!!]]&nbsp;''(13 August)''
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* [[Easter Bunny]]&nbsp;''(14 August)''
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* [[Ecky-Thump]]&nbsp;''(17 May)''
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* [[Education]]&nbsp;''(28 February)''
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* [[Erraticus]]&nbsp;''(16 February)''
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* [[Escher]]&nbsp;''(13 May)''
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* [[Everybody cares]]&nbsp;''(1 May)''
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* [[Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor]]&nbsp;''(16 May)''
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* [[Fat Albert]]&nbsp;''(28 May)''
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* [[Film noir]]&nbsp;''(19 June)''
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* [[Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated]]&nbsp;''(10 September)''
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* [[Folgers Crystals]]&nbsp;''(30 May)''
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* [[Francis Winkler]]&nbsp;''(4 December)''
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* [[Future ☭f tomorrow, today!]]&nbsp;''(2 March)''
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* [[Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle]]&nbsp;''(15 August)''
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* [[Ganges]]&nbsp;''(10 June)''
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* [[Geocaching]]&nbsp;''(22 July)''
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* [[George W. Bush]]&nbsp;''(5 February)''
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* [[Global Cooling]]&nbsp;''(31 May)''
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* [[Godzilla vs. Urethra]]&nbsp;''(10 October)''
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* [[Good cop/Bad cop]]&nbsp;''(16 March)''
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* [[Google Middle Earth]]&nbsp;''(17 February)''
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* [[Grand Theft Audio]]&nbsp;''(15 May)''
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* [[Grandpa's Stories]]&nbsp;''(9 December)''
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* [[Grue's Clues]]&nbsp;''(24 March)''
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* [[Hannah Montana]]&nbsp;''(16 October)''
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* [[Harry Houdini]]&nbsp;''(10 December)''
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* [[Heat death of the universe]]&nbsp;''(6 November)''
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* [[Heavy Classical]]&nbsp;''(10 August)''
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* [[Hoboeroticism]]&nbsp;''(1 July)''
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* [[Hodgepodge]]&nbsp;''(18 September)''
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* [[Holocaust denial denial]]&nbsp;''(31 October)''
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* [[Holy Cheese]]&nbsp;''(5 September)''
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* [[Homeless nerds]]&nbsp;''(23 April)''
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* [[Honesty]]&nbsp;''(27 February)''
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* [[How much can YOU take!!]]&nbsp;''(24 November)''
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* [[HowTo:Be At One With The Universe]]&nbsp;''(12 April)''
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* [[HowTo:Be a Gangsta]]&nbsp;''(19 July)''
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* [[HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness]]&nbsp;''(16 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Be safe with guns]]&nbsp;''(19 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Beat the Odds]]&nbsp;''(12 July)''
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* [[HowTo:Bend a spoon]]&nbsp;''(12 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power]]&nbsp;''(30 April)''
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* [[HowTo:Check for Lumps]]&nbsp;''(20 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder]]&nbsp;''(27 December)''
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* [[HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship]]&nbsp;''(25 March)''
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* [[HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male]]&nbsp;''(3 January)''
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* [[HowTo:Cook While Drunk]]&nbsp;''(6 March)''
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* [[HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw]]&nbsp;''(10 March)''
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* [[HowTo:Deceive people on eBay]]&nbsp;''(15 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)]]&nbsp;''(26 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer]]&nbsp;''(10 July)''
  +
* [[HowTo:Fuck Off]]&nbsp;''(14 November)''
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* [[HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man]]&nbsp;''(29 January)''
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* [[HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus]]&nbsp;''(4 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Live in an RPG]]&nbsp;''(23 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi]]&nbsp;''(9 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Play Russian Roulette]]&nbsp;''(5 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen]]&nbsp;''(5 May)''
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* [[HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies]]&nbsp;''(4 May)''
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* [[HowTo:Run away from home]]&nbsp;''(1 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute]]&nbsp;''(3 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Start a Religion]]&nbsp;''(20 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd]]&nbsp;''(30 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion]]&nbsp;''(21 February)''
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* [[HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum]]&nbsp;''(4 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Turn Your Computer On]]&nbsp;''(18 June)''
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* [[HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement]]&nbsp;''(30 March)''
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* [[Hypocrites]]&nbsp;''(23 December)''
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* [[ITrip]]&nbsp;''(28 June)''
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* [[Idea]]&nbsp;''(9 May)''
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* [[Illegal aliens from outer space!]]&nbsp;''(29 May)''
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* [[Innovations in Comedy]]&nbsp;''(29 September)''
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* [[Intelligent Design]]&nbsp;''(8 February)''
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* [[Ironing]]&nbsp;''(1 January)''
  +
* [[Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!]]&nbsp;''(29 June)''
  +
* [[Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?]]&nbsp;''(13 March)''
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* [[Jaws did WTC]]&nbsp;''(1 December)''
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* [[Jewish Holidays]]&nbsp;''(28 August)''
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* [[Jihad My Ride]]&nbsp;''(12 February)''
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* [[John Caldwell Calhoun]]&nbsp;''(6 May)''
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* [[Kitchen sink]]&nbsp;''(17 June)''
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* [[League of Nations]]&nbsp;''(15 February)''
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* [[Letter to the Isle]]&nbsp;''(2 June)''
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* [[Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God]]&nbsp;''(13 January)''
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* [[List of one letter words starting with A]]&nbsp;''(11 February)''
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* [[Literary dedications]]&nbsp;''(24 December)''
  +
* [[Little Orphan Annie]]&nbsp;''(27 January)''
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* [[Little boy who lives down the street]]&nbsp;''(10 November)''
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* [[Long walks on the beach]]&nbsp;''(11 August)''
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* [[Lord of the Flies]]&nbsp;''(18 May)''
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* [[Mad TV]]&nbsp;''(13 June)''
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* [[Mae Zedong]]&nbsp;''(11 March)''
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* [[Maginot Line]]&nbsp;''(9 September)''
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* [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]&nbsp;''(28 April)''
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* [[Manfred von Richthofen]]&nbsp;''(31 December)''
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* [[Martina Hingis]]&nbsp;''(6 April)''
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* [[Me]]&nbsp;''(15 January)''
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* [[Mental illness]]&nbsp;''(8 October)''
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* [[Merde, She Wrote]]&nbsp;''(7 April)''
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* [[Moses]]&nbsp;''(5 March)''
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* [[Moustache-o-meter]]&nbsp;''(11 June)''
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* [[Movie Trailer Announcer Guy]]&nbsp;''(4 March)''
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* [[Mr. Kearsy]]&nbsp;''(15 June)''
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* [[My Chemical Romance]]&nbsp;''(1 June)''
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* [[My Journeys with the GPS]]&nbsp;''(8 January)''
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* [[Nazi]]&nbsp;''(12 June)''
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* [[Newspeak]]&nbsp;''(27 March)''
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* [[Normal]]&nbsp;''(13 December)''
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* [[Nuremberg Rally]]&nbsp;''(19 February)''
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* [[Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder]]&nbsp;''(20 June)''
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* [[Ode to the Monotony of Life]]&nbsp;''(29 August)''
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* [[Old McDonald]]&nbsp;''(21 June)''
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* [[Old hippie chick who's always collecting money]]&nbsp;''(11 July)''
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* [[One Out of Ten Doctors]]&nbsp;''(26 March)''
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* [[Onomatopoeia]]&nbsp;''(14 January)''
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* [[Oscar Wilde]]&nbsp;''(25 July)''
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* [[Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light]]&nbsp;''(1 August)''
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* [[Pillow fighting]]&nbsp;''(14 September)''
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* [[Power Rangers]]&nbsp;''(17 November)''
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* [[Preflight procedures]]&nbsp;''(26 June)''
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* [[Protect and Survive]]&nbsp;''(25 February)''
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* [[Pufflebump Snugglekins]]&nbsp;''(31 July)''
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* [[Raoul Duke]]&nbsp;''(8 August)''
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* [[Really Big Tree]]&nbsp;''(30 January)''
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* [[Rebecca Sealfon]]&nbsp;''(11 November)''
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* [[Red light]]&nbsp;''(17 October)''
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* [[Right arrow]]&nbsp;''(21 October)''
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* [[Rock, Paper, Airstrike]]&nbsp;''(27 April)''
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* [[Russian reversal (phenomenon)]]&nbsp;''(21 August)''
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* [[Saint Frankenstein's Day]]&nbsp;''(7 June)''
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* [[Screenwriting]]&nbsp;''(26 May)''
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* [[Self-toasting bread]]&nbsp;''(14 December)''
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* [[Sergei Rachmaninoff]]&nbsp;''(26 September)''
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* [[Shopping list]]&nbsp;''(11 October)''
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* [[Short story]]&nbsp;''(25 October)''
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* [[Shortcut]]&nbsp;''(7 February)''
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* [[Shrek!]]&nbsp;''(11 December)''
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* [[Simeon I]]&nbsp;''(19 November)''
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* [[Slate industry in Wales]]&nbsp;''(18 April)''
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* [[Social Commentary]]&nbsp;''(6 September)''
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* [[Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains]]&nbsp;''(18 November)''
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* [[Socratic method]]&nbsp;''(14 June)''
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* [[Sperm]]&nbsp;''(5 June)''
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* [[Star Wars]]&nbsp;''(7 December)''
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* [[Stephen Hawking ran over my cat]]&nbsp;''(2 May)''
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* [[Strongly worded letter]]&nbsp;''(14 April)''
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* [[Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A]]&nbsp;''(3 October)''
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* [[Sweatshop]]&nbsp;''(22 October)''
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* [[TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL]]&nbsp;''(8 June)''
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* [[Tachyon]]&nbsp;''(20 March)''
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* [[Teenage angst]]&nbsp;''(1 September)''
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* [[The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid]]&nbsp;''(19 March)''
  +
* [[The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones]]&nbsp;''(22 March)''
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* [[The Black And White Man]]&nbsp;''(7 May)''
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* [[The Color Problem]]&nbsp;''(6 December)''
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* [[The Consumerist]]&nbsp;''(2 April)''
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* [[The Destiniad]]&nbsp;''(7 October)''
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* [[The Diary of Anne Frank]]&nbsp;''(23 July)''
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* [[The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins]]&nbsp;''(21 November)''
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* [[The Lake District]]&nbsp;''(25 June)''
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* [[The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner]]&nbsp;''(24 April)''
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* [[The Poor]]&nbsp;''(16 December)''
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* [[The Porchesian Holocaust]]&nbsp;''(3 March)''
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* [[The Wicker Man]]&nbsp;''(11 January)''
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* [[Third Epistle to the Thessalonians]]&nbsp;''(4 January)''
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* [[Thomas Edison]]&nbsp;''(27 July)''
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* [[Time Cubicle]]&nbsp;''(4 November)''
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* [[Time travel]]&nbsp;''(26 October)''
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* [[Toaster]]&nbsp;''(24 October)''
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* [[Top Hat]]&nbsp;''(26 November)''
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* [[Uluru]]&nbsp;''(9 April)''
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* [[UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure]]&nbsp;''(15 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale]]&nbsp;''(13 September)''
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* [[UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)]]&nbsp;''(9 October)''
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* [[UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman]]&nbsp;''(19 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:Dracula]]&nbsp;''(21 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:Employee Manual]]&nbsp;''(3 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:Gallows Humor]]&nbsp;''(20 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic]]&nbsp;''(5 December)''
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* [[UnBooks:IRAQATTACK]]&nbsp;''(20 November)''
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* [[UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen]]&nbsp;''(13 October)''
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* [[UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle]]&nbsp;''(6 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman]]&nbsp;''(21 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:Only Business]]&nbsp;''(9 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties]]&nbsp;''(29 April)''
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* [[UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism]]&nbsp;''(1 March)''
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* [[UnBooks:Science Fair]]&nbsp;''(12 November)''
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* [[UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters]]&nbsp;''(9 January)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece]]&nbsp;''(24 February)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook]]&nbsp;''(12 May)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Castaway]]&nbsp;''(30 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993]]&nbsp;''(12 December)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup]]&nbsp;''(9 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:The World According to Garm]]&nbsp;''(18 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury]]&nbsp;''(22 September)''
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* [[UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies]]&nbsp;''(2 February)''
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* [[UnCameron]]&nbsp;''(7 March)''
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* [[UnCon]]&nbsp;''(15 December)''
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* [[UnMysteries:J'accuse]]&nbsp;''(2 October)''
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* [[UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch]]&nbsp;''(15 October)''
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* [[UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research]]&nbsp;''(8 July)''
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* [[UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"]]&nbsp;''(6 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans]]&nbsp;''(22 February)''
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* [[UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur]]&nbsp;''(14 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé]]&nbsp;''(4 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects]]&nbsp;''(4 July)''
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* [[UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference]]&nbsp;''(18 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl]]&nbsp;''(9 March)''
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* [[UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high]]&nbsp;''(25 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen]]&nbsp;''(17 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war]]&nbsp;''(27 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans]]&nbsp;''(2 December)''
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* [[UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years]]&nbsp;''(23 June)''
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* [[UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis]]&nbsp;''(19 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss]]&nbsp;''(23 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water]]&nbsp;''(24 June)''
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* [[UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD]]&nbsp;''(30 July)''
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* [[UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide]]&nbsp;''(30 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory]]&nbsp;''(9 June)''
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* [[UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"]]&nbsp;''(20 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development]]&nbsp;''(2 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level]]&nbsp;''(2 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage]]&nbsp;''(8 March)''
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* [[UnNews:Iran to invade Iran]]&nbsp;''(12 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Kids still fucking]]&nbsp;''(27 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed]]&nbsp;''(17 December)''
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* [[UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman]]&nbsp;''(15 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men]]&nbsp;''(22 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain]]&nbsp;''(8 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions]]&nbsp;''(25 December)''
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* [[UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy]]&nbsp;''(24 August)''
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* [[UnNews:My son makes the play of the game]]&nbsp;''(13 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88]]&nbsp;''(29 October)''
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* [[UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management]]&nbsp;''(11 May)''
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* [[UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard]]&nbsp;''(18 August)''
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* [[UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others]]&nbsp;''(7 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED]]&nbsp;''(10 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying]]&nbsp;''(12 March)''
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* [[UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up]]&nbsp;''(27 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture]]&nbsp;''(21 July)''
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* [[UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged]]&nbsp;''(7 July)''
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* [[UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom]]&nbsp;''(17 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween]]&nbsp;''(15 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased]]&nbsp;''(21 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals]]&nbsp;''(24 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading]]&nbsp;''(5 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes]]&nbsp;''(16 August)''
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* [[UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!]]&nbsp;''(1 October)''
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* [[UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA"]]&nbsp;''(16 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death]]&nbsp;''(22 May)''
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* [[UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda]]&nbsp;''(2 July)''
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* [[UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie]]&nbsp;''(12 September)''
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* [[UnScripts:Emergency Room]]&nbsp;''(19 December)''
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* [[UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie]]&nbsp;''(27 September)''
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* [[UnScripts:Grass in the Mist]]&nbsp;''(22 August)''
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* [[UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act]]&nbsp;''(27 June)''
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* [[UnScripts:The O'Finnertys]]&nbsp;''(31 August)''
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* [[UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects]]&nbsp;''(14 May)''
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* [[UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap]]&nbsp;''(3 December)''
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* [[Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism]]&nbsp;''(16 November)''
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* [[United States presidential election, 1840]]&nbsp;''(21 December)''
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* [[United States presidential election, 1948]]&nbsp;''(30 June)''
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* [[United States presidential election, 1960]]&nbsp;''(22 December)''
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* [[Victorian Era]]&nbsp;''(12 January)''
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* [[Vietnam War Hoax]]&nbsp;''(3 February)''
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* [[Volcano]]&nbsp;''(17 September)''
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* [[Vulva]]&nbsp;''(14 July)''
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* [[Walgreens Drug Store]]&nbsp;''(5 April)''
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* [[Wallet moth]]&nbsp;''(16 April)''
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* [[Walls]]&nbsp;''(11 September)''
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* [[Waltzing Matilda]]&nbsp;''(19 April)''
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* [[What I Did On My Summer Vacation]]&nbsp;''(29 March)''
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* [[Why?:Am I in Canada?]]&nbsp;''(11 April)''
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* [[Why?:Cancer is Great]]&nbsp;''(5 November)''
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* [[Why?:Collapse Space-Time]]&nbsp;''(26 August)''
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* [[Why?:Destroy the Rainforest]]&nbsp;''(25 November)''
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* [[Why?:Give Up]]&nbsp;''(28 December)''
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* [[Why?:Hunt Unicorns]]&nbsp;''(8 December)''
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* [[Why?:Nuke the whales]]&nbsp;''(28 September)''
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* [[Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?]]&nbsp;''(22 June)''
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* [[Why?:Put Down the Duckie?]]&nbsp;''(28 July)''
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* [[Why?:Read a Book]]&nbsp;''(30 December)''
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* [[Why?:Remove Your Penis]]&nbsp;''(3 September)''
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* [[Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet]]&nbsp;''(26 December)''
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* [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit]]&nbsp;''(6 February)''
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* [[Witless Protection Program]]&nbsp;''(28 January)''
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* [[Women]]&nbsp;''(10 April)''
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* [[Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe]]&nbsp;''(3 April)''
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* [[You Are Dead]]&nbsp;''(13 February)''
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* [["Paul is dead" hoax]]&nbsp;''(7 September)''
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* [[001]]&nbsp;''(11 December)''
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* [[A Tour of Baghdad]]&nbsp;''(2 October)''
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* [[Adobe Potatochop]]&nbsp;''(2 August)''
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* [[Africa]]&nbsp;''(7 July)''
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* [[Age of Umpires]]&nbsp;''(4 May)''
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* [[Alliteration]]&nbsp;''(8 January)''
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* [[Alternative medicine]]&nbsp;''(1 January)''
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* [[American Fundie Magazine]]&nbsp;''(23 September)''
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* [[Argos]]&nbsp;''(25 November)''
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* [[Banana skin joke]]&nbsp;''(25 May)''
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* [[Barns and Nobles]]&nbsp;''(29 July)''
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* [[Battle of Gettysburg]]&nbsp;''(17 August)''
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* [[Bear]]&nbsp;''(28 March)''
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* [[Biggles]]&nbsp;''(14 May)''
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* [[Blame somebody else]]&nbsp;''(15 June)''
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* [[Bouncy Castle]]&nbsp;''(30 April)''
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* [[Calvin and Hobbes]]&nbsp;''(23 June)''
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* [[Canada]]&nbsp;''(19 July)''
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* [[Captain Obvious]]&nbsp;''(1 April)''
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* [[Christmas Number Ones]]&nbsp;''(25 December)''
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* [[Church of God the Wholly Incompetent]]&nbsp;''(30 October)''
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* [[Citizen Kong]]&nbsp;''(12 May)''
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* [[Colossus of Barbie]]&nbsp;''(23 May)''
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* [[Command Line]]&nbsp;''(17 July)''
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* [[Commemorative plate]]&nbsp;''(12 October)''
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* [[Commercial Conformity Period]]&nbsp;''(24 December)''
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* [[Conceptual Art]]&nbsp;''(27 December)''
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* [[Dark Ages]]&nbsp;''(13 August)''
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* [[Dear John letter]]&nbsp;''(8 December)''
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* [[Decapitation Disease]]&nbsp;''(9 June)''
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* [[Disneyland]]&nbsp;''(21 September)''
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* [[Distraction]]&nbsp;''(8 May)''
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* [[Do NOT click any links!]]&nbsp;''(3 April)''
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* [[Don't be stupid]]&nbsp;''(3 March)''
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* [[Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice]]&nbsp;''(13 November)''
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* [[External combustion engine]]&nbsp;''(1 February)''
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* [[Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet]]&nbsp;''(9 January)''
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* [[Fire hydrant]]&nbsp;''(4 October)''
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* [[First Gradeism]]&nbsp;''(30 December)''
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* [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective]]&nbsp;''(19 August)''
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* [[French Revolution]]&nbsp;''(18 October)''
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* [[Fundagelical Christianity]]&nbsp;''(4 December)''
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* [[Garfield]]&nbsp;''(22 December)''
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* [[Gay Pride]]&nbsp;''(5 July)''
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* [[Gaydar]]&nbsp;''(29 November)''
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* [[Gazebo]]&nbsp;''(30 August)''
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* [[Gerrymander (politics)]]&nbsp;''(12 January)''
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* [[Goa Tse]]&nbsp;''(29 May)''
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* [[Googlewhack]]&nbsp;''(3 December)''
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* [[Grand Conspiracy]]&nbsp;''(9 February)''
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* [[Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot]]&nbsp;''(14 January)''
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* [[Grue]]&nbsp;''(11 July)''
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* [[Hammer]]&nbsp;''(8 October)''
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* [[Handgun]]&nbsp;''(31 May)''
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* [[Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal]]&nbsp;''(6 October)''
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* [[Hays Code]]&nbsp;''(24 October)''
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* [[Henchmen]]&nbsp;''(9 December)''
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* [[Hide and Go Jesus]]&nbsp;''(14 April)''
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* [[Holocaust Tycoon]]&nbsp;''(18 December)''
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* [[Home Haggis Maker]]&nbsp;''(19 March)''
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* [[HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines]]&nbsp;''(17 May)''
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* [[HowTo:Be a Tramp]]&nbsp;''(28 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Be pretentious]]&nbsp;''(22 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Change a lightbulb]]&nbsp;''(27 May)''
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* [[HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble]]&nbsp;''(13 December)''
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* [[HowTo:Get Banned]]&nbsp;''(23 July)''
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* [[HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone]]&nbsp;''(27 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Learn Hebrew]]&nbsp;''(16 October)''
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* [[HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia]]&nbsp;''(1 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Make a Band]]&nbsp;''(5 December)''
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* [[HowTo:Skip School]]&nbsp;''(30 September)''
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* [[HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish]]&nbsp;''(6 December)''
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* [[HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube]]&nbsp;''(4 August)''
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* [[HowTo:Write A Cover Letter]]&nbsp;''(15 September)''
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* [[Humility]]&nbsp;''(8 March)''
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* [[Humosexual]]&nbsp;''(9 September)''
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* [[I Can't Believe it's Not Murder]]&nbsp;''(19 January)''
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* [[IQ:Sample test]]&nbsp;''(31 December)''
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* [[Idiocrates]]&nbsp;''(17 June)''
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* [[Inanimate Sponge]]&nbsp;''(21 November)''
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* [[Insert title here]]&nbsp;''(6 May)''
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* [[Internet (video game)]]&nbsp;''(2 May)''
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* [[Internet Movie Database]]&nbsp;''(7 December)''
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* [[Jackson Pollock]]&nbsp;''(1 November)''
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* [[Jingo]]&nbsp;''(15 July)''
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* [[John Cage]]&nbsp;''(21 June)''
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* [[Life's Answerable Questions]]&nbsp;''(26 December)''
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* [[Life's Unanswerable Questions]]&nbsp;''(1 December)''
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* [[Loneliness]]&nbsp;''(14 February)''
  +
* [[Lost in Translation]]&nbsp;''(5 September)''
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* [[Man uncyclopedia]]&nbsp;''(24 January)''
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* [[Manhattan Engineering District]]&nbsp;''(26 January)''
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* [[Maozilla]]&nbsp;''(26 April)''
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* [[Marcel Proust]]&nbsp;''(12 April)''
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* [[Martin Van Buren]]&nbsp;''(20 October)''
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* [[Medical Malpractice]]&nbsp;''(17 September)''
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* [[Memento]]&nbsp;''(21 August)''
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* [[Midget cockpunching terrorists]]&nbsp;''(16 February)''
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* [[Moon hoax]]&nbsp;''(3 February)''
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* [[Mozilla Firefox]]&nbsp;''(19 April)''
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* [[Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats]]&nbsp;''(26 March)''
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* [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]&nbsp;''(5 November)''
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* [[Neolithic Age]]&nbsp;''(27 June)''
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* [[Neuroipods]]&nbsp;''(18 February)''
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* [[New Age Psychology]]&nbsp;''(21 July)''
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* [[New Cooler Edition]]&nbsp;''(23 December)''
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* [[New Hampshire Merchant Cat]]&nbsp;''(21 December)''
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* [[Nike Revolution of 2006]]&nbsp;''(3 January)''
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* [[No More Room In Hell Act]]&nbsp;''(16 January)''
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* [[Nobody cares]]&nbsp;''(6 January)''
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* [[OCD]]&nbsp;''(26 February)''
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* [[Old Tech]]&nbsp;''(23 January)''
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* [[On a stick]]&nbsp;''(21 May)''
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* [[Oscar Mayer]]&nbsp;''(4 June)''
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* [[Paradise Lost]]&nbsp;''(26 August)''
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* [[Patrick Henry]]&nbsp;''(19 December)''
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* [[Patriotism]]&nbsp;''(13 June)''
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* [[Pixellated Face Disease]]&nbsp;''(3 September)''
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* [[Political advertising]]&nbsp;''(7 November)''
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* [[Pontius Pilot]]&nbsp;''(17 November)''
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* [[Poof, There It Is Theory]]&nbsp;''(28 December)''
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* [[Prog Rock]]&nbsp;''(16 December)''
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* [[Rap]]&nbsp;''(31 July)''
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* [[Richard M. Stallman]]&nbsp;''(11 February)''
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* [[Rocky Mountain Oysters]]&nbsp;''(7 February)''
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* [[Rogue punchlines]]&nbsp;''(25 June)''
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* [[Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test]]&nbsp;''(10 October)''
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* [[Sausage Butty Batter Nugget]]&nbsp;''(25 September)''
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* [[Segregation]]&nbsp;''(11 June)''
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* [[Separation Issues]]&nbsp;''(29 December)''
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* [[Sexual innuendo]]&nbsp;''(1 March)''
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* [[Smells Like Teen Spirit]]&nbsp;''(12 August)''
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* [[Snopes]]&nbsp;''(9 August)''
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* [[Speech to text software]]&nbsp;''(9 July)''
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* [[Suburban homeboy]]&nbsp;''(19 September)''
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* [[Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball]]&nbsp;''(3 July)''
  +
* [[Teenager]]&nbsp;''(6 April)''
  +
* [[That old woman next door]]&nbsp;''(17 April)''
  +
* The ''(18 January)''
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* [[The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale]]&nbsp;''(15 December)''
  +
* [[The Bureaucracy Channel]]&nbsp;''(19 November)''
  +
* [[The Free World]]&nbsp;''(17 December)''
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* [[The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game]]&nbsp;''(30 January)''
  +
* [[The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah]]&nbsp;''(28 October)''
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* [[The Root of All Evil]]&nbsp;''(6 May)''
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* [[The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships]]&nbsp;''(27 July)''
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* [[The Vagina Monologues]]&nbsp;''(10 December)''
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* [[Toilet Door Communication]]&nbsp;''(19 February)''
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* [[Torture]]&nbsp;''(23 February)''
  +
* [[Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006]]&nbsp;''(27 November)''
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* [[UnBooks:Adventure gamebook]]&nbsp;''(7 June)''
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* [[UnBooks:Embracing Mediocrity]]&nbsp;''(2 June)''
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* [[UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner]]&nbsp;''(1 July)''
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* [[UnBooks:My First Necronomicon]]&nbsp;''(23 August)''
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* [[UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame]]&nbsp;''(14 December)''
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* [[UnBooks:See Dick]]&nbsp;''(29 June)''
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* [[UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women]]&nbsp;''(23 November)''
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* [[UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic]]&nbsp;''(13 September)''
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* [[UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted]]&nbsp;''(26 April)''
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* [[UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"]]&nbsp;''(19 June)''
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* [[UnNews:Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes]]&nbsp;''(8 April)''
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* [[UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame]]&nbsp;''(21 March)''
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* [[UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole]]&nbsp;''(8 August)''
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* [[UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond]]&nbsp;''(12 December)''
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* [[UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You]]&nbsp;''(20 December)''
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* [[UnPoetia:Horton Hires a Ho]]&nbsp;''(14 October)''
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* [[UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song]]&nbsp;''(15 November)''
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* [[Uncyclopedia is the worst]]&nbsp;''(19 May)''
  +
* [[Universal Remote Control Everything 3000]]&nbsp;''(25 July)''
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* [[Unquotable:Cthulhu]]&nbsp;''(28 February)''
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* [[VCR Manual]]&nbsp;''(5 February)''
  +
* [[Vladimir Nabokov]]&nbsp;''(30 March)''
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* [[Vote Fish Penis]]&nbsp;''(22 April)''
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* [[Voynich Manuscript]]&nbsp;''(6 August)''
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* [[Waiting for Godot]]&nbsp;''(25 October)''
  +
* [[Wall Street Crash of 1929]]&nbsp;''(9 November)''
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* [[War of 1812]]&nbsp;''(11 September)''
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* [[Washington and Lafayette]]&nbsp;''(26 October)''
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* [[Water Polo... With Sharks!]]&nbsp;''(3 November)''
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* [[Water powered bus]]&nbsp;''(28 April)''
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* [[Westboro Baptist Church]]&nbsp;''(24 March)''
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* [[Women's Suffrage]]&nbsp;''(10 April)''
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* [[World War I]]&nbsp;''(22 February)''
  +
* [[Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News]]&nbsp;''(21 January)''
  +
* [[Writer's block]]&nbsp;''(3 March)''
  +
* [[Z]]&nbsp;''(13 July)''
  +
* [[Zen]]&nbsp;''(13 February)''
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===2005===
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* [[-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .]]&nbsp;''(29 October)''
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* [[1927]]&nbsp;''(17 May)''
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* [[AAAAAAAAA!]]&nbsp;''(21 October)''
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* [[Aesop's Fables]]&nbsp;''(24 June)''
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* [[Afghanistan]]&nbsp;''(28 November)''
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* [[Air]]&nbsp;''(10 November)''
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* [[Air Guitar]]&nbsp;''(8 April)''
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* [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]]&nbsp;''(25 March)''
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* [[Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist]]&nbsp;''(31 October)''
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* [[Anonymous]]&nbsp;''(17 June)''
  +
* [[Attack of the 500 foot Jesus]]&nbsp;''(7 December)''
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* [[Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition]]&nbsp;''(22 May)''
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* [[Banana Phone]]&nbsp;''(23 July)''
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* [[Banned from the Internet]]&nbsp;''(3 July)''
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* [[Bar Mitzvah]]&nbsp;''(19 October)''
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* [[Barrel Clown]]&nbsp;''(30 November)''
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* [[Bloodbath]]&nbsp;''(9 October)''
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* [[Bon-bons]]&nbsp;''(25 May)''
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* [[British film industry]]&nbsp;''(6 November)''
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* [[Cabbage]]&nbsp;''(14 April)''
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* [[Certificate of Hitlertude]]&nbsp;''(26 September)''
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* [[Cowation]]&nbsp;''(14 June)''
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* [[Crimes inspired by video games]]&nbsp;''(15 October)''
  +
* [[Dake-Bonoism]]&nbsp;''(5 October)''
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* [[Doctor Who]]&nbsp;''(29 April)''
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* [[Dude, Where's My Time Machine?]]&nbsp;''(16 September)''
  +
* [[Emoticonics]]&nbsp;''(5 December)''
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* [[English-American Dictionary]]&nbsp;''(19 May)''
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* [[Estonia]]&nbsp;''(23 August)''
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* [[Euroipods]]&nbsp;''(1 December)''
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* [[Fanfiction.net]]&nbsp;''(5 August)''
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* [[Fascist]]&nbsp;''(29 July)''
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* [[Fecal E.Coli]]&nbsp;''(23 November)''
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* [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]]&nbsp;''(26 August)''
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* [[Founding Fathers]]&nbsp;''(4 November)''
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* [[Fountainhead Earth]]&nbsp;''(6 July)''
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* [[Game:Zork]]&nbsp;''(11 June)''
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* [[George Bailey]]&nbsp;''(17 December)''
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* [[George W. Bush (featured)]]&nbsp;''(2 April)''
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* [[German grammar]]&nbsp;''(3 December)''
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* [[Gibberish]]&nbsp;''(13 November)''
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* [[God]]&nbsp;''(18 April)''
  +
* [[Greatest Inventions]]&nbsp;''(30 June)''
  +
* [[I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle]]&nbsp;''(28 December)''
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* [[IKEA]]&nbsp;''(10 April)''
  +
* [[IPod yocto]]&nbsp;''(12 December)''
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* [[Idiotic Table of the Elements]]&nbsp;''(2 June)''
  +
* [[Incompleteness Theorem]]&nbsp;''(26 July)''
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* [[Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions]]&nbsp;''(29 September)''
  +
* [[Ireland]]&nbsp;''(23 March)''
  +
* [[J.D. Salinger]]&nbsp;''(26 November)''
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* [[Japan]]&nbsp;''(25 April)''
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* [[John Seigenthaler Sr.]]&nbsp;''(21 December)''
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* [[KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand]]&nbsp;''(4 June)''
  +
* [[Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One]]&nbsp;''(22 November)''
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* [[Kitten Huffing]]&nbsp;''(23 March)''
  +
* [[Kitten hurling battle]]&nbsp;''(8 May)''
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* [[Kool Aid]]&nbsp;''(13 July)''
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* [[Lies]]&nbsp;''(26 April)''
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* [[List of weapons that don't exist, but should]]&nbsp;''(31 August)''
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* [[Livejournal]]&nbsp;''(11 April)''
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* [[Lord Byron]]&nbsp;''(20 June)''
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* [[MC Hammer]]&nbsp;''(14 April)''
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* [[Mediocre Britain]]&nbsp;''(27 March)''
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* [[Missing milk]]&nbsp;''(2 October)''
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* [[Mordor]]&nbsp;''(30 March)''
  +
* [[Much Ado About Yokels]]&nbsp;''(2 November)''
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* [[National Try To Assassinate The President Day]]&nbsp;''(22 April)''
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* [[Newmath]]&nbsp;''(17 October)''
  +
* [[Niggers]]&nbsp;''(19 November)''
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* [[North Korea]]&nbsp;''(24 December)''
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* [[Nostradamus]]&nbsp;''(10 May)''
  +
* [[Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies]]&nbsp;''(6 June)''
  +
* [[Orange construction barrels]]&nbsp;''(7 October)''
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* [[Peer]]&nbsp;''(23 October)''
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* [[Philip Glass]]&nbsp;''(9 November)''
  +
* [[Phonics]]&nbsp;''(16 May)''
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* [[Poland]]&nbsp;''(16 December)''
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* [[Pong! the Movie]]&nbsp;''(20 April)''
  +
* [[Poop Cuisine]]&nbsp;''(14 December)''
  +
* [[Pot v. Kettle]]&nbsp;''(24 March)''
  +
* [[Quantum Economics]]&nbsp;''(20 September)''
  +
* [[RTFM]]&nbsp;''(28 March)''
  +
* [[Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape]]&nbsp;''(14 August)''
  +
* [[Random humor]]&nbsp;''(4 September)''
  +
* [[Red Shirts]]&nbsp;''(10 December)''
  +
* [[Redundancy]]&nbsp;''(11 October)''
  +
* [[Robot]]&nbsp;''(7 April)''
  +
* [[Romania]]&nbsp;''(27 June)''
  +
* [[Scotland]]&nbsp;''(4 April)''
  +
* [[Senator]]&nbsp;''(5 April)''
  +
* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]&nbsp;''(26 March)''
  +
* [[Spanish Inquisition (TV show)]]&nbsp;''(29 March)''
  +
* [[St. Peter's Basilica]]&nbsp;''(2 May)''
  +
* [[Stereotype Reassignment Surgery]]&nbsp;''(11 August)''
  +
* [[Styrofoam]]&nbsp;''(27 October)''
  +
* [[Table of Contents]]&nbsp;''(5 May)''
  +
* [[Teletubbies]]&nbsp;''(12 May)''
  +
* [[Terri Schiavo]]&nbsp;''(20 August)''
  +
* [[The Flintstones]]&nbsp;''(17 August)''
  +
* [[The GI Joe-Transformers War]]&nbsp;''(25 October)''
  +
* [[The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time]]&nbsp;''(15 November)''
  +
* [[The Oldest Trick in the Book]]&nbsp;''(27 May)''
  +
* [[The artist formerly known as God]]&nbsp;''(30 December)''
  +
* [[UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones]]&nbsp;''(19 December)''
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* [[UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas]]&nbsp;''(26 December)''
  +
* [[Uncyclopedia Brown]]&nbsp;''(17 November)''
  +
* [[University of California]]&nbsp;''(16 July)''
  +
* [[Vitamin]]&nbsp;''(24 April)''
  +
* [[WMD (Donuts)]]&nbsp;''(10 July)''
  +
* [[War on Terra]]&nbsp;''(8 August)''
  +
* [[Wikipedia]]&nbsp;''(9 September)''
  +
* [[Wikipedia/old]]&nbsp;''(9 September)''
  +
* [[World War I (video game)]]&nbsp;''(6 September)''
  +
* [[X Window System]]&nbsp;''(23 September)''
  +
* [[You have two cows]]&nbsp;''(9 June)''
  +
* [[Zombies]]&nbsp;''(13 October)''
 
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On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles arent as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.

You may also wish to see the voting page for said better articles of this year.

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California Marijuana Initiative (try another)

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