Uncyclopedia:Best of/2010 (by date)
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edit January 2010
- Monitor 1 January
- UnDebate:Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? 2 January
- It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash 3 January
- UnBooks:My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson 4 January
- A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass 5 January
- Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here! 7 January
- Butter 8 January
- Why?:Not fly Air Zimbabwe? 9 January
- Red Herring 11 January
- Enhanced Interrogation Techniques 12 January
- The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care 14 January
- New Threat to Christmas 15 January
- Fascist Guy 16 January
- UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped 17 January
- A Tinge of Minge 18 January
- UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged) 19 January
- HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics 20 January
- Gangs of New York 21 January
- HowTo:Be A King 22 January
- Work 23 January
- Jose Mourinho 24 January
- UnScripts:Officers and Espionage 25 January
- Will Smith 26 January
- The Godfather Part II 27 January
- UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover 29 January
- Thin Mints 30 January
- The Hayes Family Newsletter 31 January
edit February 2010
- Amerigo Vespucci 1 February
- Little Adolf's School Report 12 February
- Anne Hathaway 13 February
- IPad 15 February
- The History of the War on Drugs 16 February
- HowTo:Change a Spare Tire 17 February
- HowTo:Smuggle a snow globe 18 February
- HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon 19 February
- Jewish Cuisine 20 February
- UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends 22 February
- HowTo:Be A Production Manager 23 February
- HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song 24 February
- Charles DeGaulle 25 February
- California Highway Patrol 26 February
- I Am the Walrus 27 February
- HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public 28 February
edit March 2010
- UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth 2 March
- Opeth 3 March
- UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign 4 March
- Mark Rothko 6 March
- UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock 7 March
- Creationism 8 March
- Game:Alone in the dark 9 March
- Death of The Author 10 March
- Mortal Sin 11 March
- Tropical cyclone 12 March
- Extreme Paranormal 13 March
- Battle of the Bulge in my Pants 14 March
- Chris Rock 15 March
- Lateral thinking puzzle 16 March
- McDonland 17 March
- UnNews:US Stimulus not enough 18 March
- UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon 19 March
- Faith 20 March
- Phrase 21 March
- UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall 22 March
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida 23 March
- Jihad Jane 24 March
- Damien Hirst 25 March
- Garage sale 26 March
- HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial 27 March
- Hollywood tour 28 March
- HowTo:Write Good Poetry 30 March
- Firearm attachments 31 March
edit April 2010
- Gay Pubs 1 April
- HowTo:Blow a dog 3 April
- The Radio Star Murder 4 April
- UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!" 5 April
- Robert De Niro 6 April
- Why?:Do I need to provide this? 8 April
- Sideboob 9 April
- Trench warfare 10 April
- Jesus' foreskin 11 April
- Occam's Razor 12 April
- Charlie Kaufman 13 April
- MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory 14 April
- Natural Selection 15 April
- HowTo:Date an Emo Girl 16 April
- HowTo:Get Married 18 April
- Nintendo 19 April
- Giant Jew Band 20 April
- Dylan Thomas 21 April
- Biology 22 April
- UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog 23 April
- Bruce Wayne 24 April
- Tooth Fairy 25 April
- British Sitcoms 27 April
- A wizard did it 28 April
- Ghosts never seem to play fair 29 April
- HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend 30 April
edit May 2010
- UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water 1 May
- You're Screwed 2 May
- Mecca Vice 3 May
- Gore Theory 4 May
- Did I really move to LA? 5 May
- UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase 6 May
- Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society 7 May
- Boyd's Law 8 May
- Lobster 9 May
- Dennis Kucinich's wife 10 May
- Sir Francis Drake 12 May
- Chatroulette 14 May
- Christian Bale 15 May
- Filial Piety 16 May
- Morning wood 17 May
- HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black 18 May
- Bob the Sperm 19 May
- HowTo:Create a sandstorm 20 May
- Warm piss water 21 May
- HowTo:Part the Red Sea 22 May
- The Six Wives of Henry VIII 23 May
- Hollywood values 24 May
- Obi-Wan Kenobi 25 May
- Spider 26 May
- Voidism 27 May
- The Importance of Being Earnest 28 May
- Daily News 29 May
- Gay whales in Darfur 30 May
- Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer 31 May
edit June 2010
- HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page 1 June
- Bitch 2 June
- His word writ large 3 June
- The Wildlife of England's Canals 5 June
- Shopping Cart 6 June
- John Milton 7 June
- The Wizard of Aus 8 June
- The Grand Canyon 9 June
- UnScripts:Michael Bay's The Godfather 10 June
- Frog 11 June
- UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual 12 June
- Kyle MacLachlan 13 June
- UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins 14 June
- GMT 15 June
- Salamander 17 June
- Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! 18 June
- George McClellan 19 June
- Why?:Reinvent the wheel 20 June
- HowTo:Staple toast to a wall 21 June
- UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel 22 June
- Tantra 23 June
- Takeshi's Castle 24 June
- Anderson Cooper 25 June
- Sparta 26 June
- Badly Drawn Porn 27 June
- UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females 28 June
- Bond Villain 29 June
- UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds 30 June
edit July 2010
- UnNews:Obama doodles random shit 1 July
- Homosexuality in the British military 2 July
- UnTunes:Stalker 3 July
- UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation 4 July
- Sunni days and Arabian Nights 5 July
- UnBooks:Where do babies come from? 6 July
- UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets 7 July
- BIBLE! 8 July
- X Japan 9 July
- Tim Burton 10 July
- HowTo:Survive the Titanic 11 July
- What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here? 12 July
- Animal Suicide 13 July
- V. 14 July
- Miss Teen South Carolina 15 July
- Gallows Humour 16 July
- Post Apocalypse 17 July
- Regular K 18 July
- Rolex 19 July
- Red Sea 20 July
- Dear Mr. Hornet 21 July
- Yes (band) 22 July
- Suddenly, Raccoons 23 July
- Marilyn Monroe 24 July
- Behind the Music 25 July
- Roger Ebert 26 July
- Diamonds & Rust 27 July
- Cracker Barrel 28 July
- Ol' Red 29 July
- TV Tropes 30 July
- UnTweets:Odysseus 31 July
edit August 2010
- Unreliable Narrator 1 August
- Portal (game) 2 August
- Interview with the Vampire 3 August
- The Fourth Stooge 4 August
- Arachnism 5 August
- Traffic sign 6 August
- Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot! 7 August
- HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters 8 August
- UnBooks:Bad Romance 9 August
- Bettie Page 10 August
- Anal sex 11 August
- Lens flare 12 August
- Dalek 13 August
- UnBooks:Keith Richards 14 August
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day 15 August
- The Doolittle Raid 16 August
- Chekhov's gun 17 August
- HowTo:Be Japanese 18 August
- Russo-Japanese War 19 August
- Evan Almighty 20 August
- Propaganda 21 August
- Cylon and Garfunkel 22 August
- UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged 23 August
- UnBooks:Conversations With My Father 24 August
- Cuban Missile Crisis 25 August
- Fluffy Bunny World 26 August
- UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop 27 August
- Beige 28 August
- Take Your Son To Work Day 29 August
- Terry Gilliam 31 August
edit September 2010
- Physics 1 September
- Xkcd 2 September
- Pointy Sticks 3 September
- Nancy Drew 4 September
- HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore 5 September
- Taco 6 September
- Until the Cows Come Home 7 September
- UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur 8 September
- UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero 9 September
- Monster Party 10 September
- The Last Man on Earth 11 September
- Laird Hamilton 12 September
- UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies? 13 September
- Tea and Strumpets 14 September
- UnMovie Review:Inception (2010) 15 September
- Hochkonjunktur, bumste ich sie verlobtes, ich hatte geschlecht mit Ihrem man 16 September
- Brittany Hensel 17 September
- Karate Kid 18 September
- Saki 20 September
- Office Worker's Rant: An Excerpt 21 September
- UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer 22 September
- Green Dam Youth Escort 23 September
- Unfomercials:Bulimic Barbee 24 September
- William Westmoreland 25 September
- Why?:You should get a new couch 27 September
- Chicken 29 September
- Don't Feed the Ducks!!! 30 September
edit October 2010
- Dragon Age: Origins 1 October
- Salsa (music) 2 October
- HowTo:Beat jet lag 4 October
- Dmitry Medvedev 5 October
- Jack Dempsey 6 October
- Shakespeare Authorship Debate 7 October
- Ann Coulter 9 October
- UnBooks:Fishing For Children 10 October
- Crossbow 11 October
- Norman Wisdom 12 October
- Prince Madog 13 October
- Boris Yeltsin 14 October
- UnReviews:The Merchant of Venice 15 October
- Marshmallows 16 October
- HowTo:Write a Beck Song 17 October
- Denise Milani's breasts 19 October
- Disguise 20 October
- Alfred E. Neuman 21 October
- Lord Christopher Monckton 22 October
- UnTunes:We In Da Club 23 October
- Dreaming 25 October
- Wrists 26 October
- Pursuit of Happiness 27 October
- John Connor 28 October
- Cemetery of the Absurd 30 October
- UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts 31 October
edit November 2010
- Cheryl Cole 1 November
- UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo 2 November
- UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness 3 November
- California Marijuana Initiative 4 November
- Whigs 5 November
- Battle of Grunwald 6 November
- A. A. Milne 7 November
- UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs 8 November
- Gastrorgasmic Cuisine 9 November
- Kettlebell 10 November
- Cancer (constellation) 11 November
- EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE! 12 November
- UnTweets:Noah 14 November
- United States of Earth 15 November
- James Broun-Ramsay, 1st Marquess of Dalhousie 16 November
- Bed 17 November
- Glenn Beck 18 November
- Punji Stick 19 November
- Tony Jaa 20 November
- Utopia 21 November
- The economic effects of retarded babies 22 November
- Suddenly, 'coons 23 November
- UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression 24 November
- UnNews:Sputnik is launch! 25 November
- Protagonist 26 November
- Egyptian Gods 27 November
- Weird 28 November
- Collective Nouns 29 November
- Fuck ChiefjusticeDS 30 November
edit December 2010
- UnBooks:The Bilderberg Group 1 December
- UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead 2 December
- UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland 3 December
- UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday 4 December
- UnNews:Local author gives up on dream 5 December
- UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) 6 December
- Wikipoleonic Complex 7 December
- Yogi Berra 8 December
- UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians" 9 December
- Never on Sunday 10 December
- Herod the Great 11 December
- Scraggle 12 December
- UnBooks:The Wait 13 December
- HowTo:Regift 14 December
- UKIP Manifesto 15 December
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon 16 December
- Saskatchewan 17 December
- The Threat of Festivus 18 December
- Mark Robinson 19 December
- UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment 20 December
- Skeptic's Annotated Santa 21 December
- Male Adolescence 22 December
- Freudian slip 23 December
- Uncyclopedia is almost full 24 December
- Whatcha thinking about? 26 December
- Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish 27 December
- Moby-Dick 29 December
- Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic 30 December
- Money 31 December
