Uncyclopedia:Best of/2009 (by date)
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edit January 2009
- My visit with Aunt Myfanwy 1 January
- Snuggie 2 January
- The defense rests, your honor 3 January
- UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition 4 January
- Pre-decimal British coinage 5 January
- Edvard Munch 6 January
- Why?:So Serious? 7 January
- Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) 8 January
- The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) 9 January
- Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? 10 January
- Youth 11 January
- UnNews:2008: Year in Review 12 January
- UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate 13 January
- Why?:Do a Pee Review 14 January
- UnBooks:The Digital Divide 15 January
- Make Poverty History 16 January
- Confession (Catholicism) 17 January
- Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? 19 January
- Category:My sojourn 20 January
- Scary Movie 21 January
- Billy Mays 22 January
- UnScripts:Song of the South 23 January
- Brothel 24 January
- UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) 25 January
- Poetry 26 January
- Dune 27 January
- Give a shit 28 January
- UnBooks:Hospital 29 January
- Assassins from the future 30 January
- HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress 31 January
edit February 2009
- Abnormality 1 February
- George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 12 February
- Elevator 13 February
- Colin Powell 14 February
- HowTo:Fix the Economy 15 February
- Bomb Shelter 16 February
- UnNews:Man wakes up 17 February
- Creationist Views on Australia 19 February
- Printer Ink 20 February
- Pointless Paradox 21 February
- Cardboard Box 23 February
- Pie Chart 24 February
- Metal Gear Solid 25 February
- Star Trek Online 26 February
- Allahakbarries 27 February
- Amanda Steele, Action Cop 28 February
edit March 2009
- EDSAC 1 March
- UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? 2 March
- UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden 3 March
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government? 4 March
- Al Gore 5 March
- UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced 6 March
- 21st Century Nazis 7 March
- Private Eye 8 March
- UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics 9 March
- Hypochondria 10 March
- Scatomancy 11 March
- UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday 12 March
- Vietnamese dong 13 March
- Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech) 14 March
- So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games? 15 March
- Driving in Bucharest 16 March
- UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen 17 March
- UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes 18 March
- James Bond (character) 19 March
- HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life 20 March
- Inland Empire 21 March
- UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings 22 March
- Dwight D. Eisenhower 23 March
- HowTo:Write Good 24 March
- David Lynch 25 March
- Neurotic 26 March
- Drill sergeant 26 March
- World Wildlife Fund 27 March
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty 28 March
- Douche 29 March
- UnNews:Obama overturns Bush stem cell policy; plans clone of himself 30 March
- Lord Sauron 31 March
edit April 2009
- Baldrick 1 April
- Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea 3 April
- HowTo:Be a Douchebag 4 April
- UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism 5 April
- Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times 7 April
- Dragon Warrior 8 April
- MF DOOM 9 April
- Economic Collapse Barbie™ 10 April
- Plink 11 April
- Karl Lagerfeld 12 April
- Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol 13 April
- HowTo:Get Over Jenny 14 April
- Alfred Hitchcock 15 April
- Cactus 16 April
- You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson 17 April
- Andrei Tarkovsky 18 April
- Ingmar Bergman 20 April
- Trogdor the Burninator 21 April
- UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen) 22 April
- Hydrogen 23 April
- UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans 24 April
- Tradesmen 25 April
- Teabag everything that moves 26 April
- The fact that you don't want a poodle 27 April
- Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi 28 April
- UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction 29 April
edit May 2009
- UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world 1 May
- Joseph Conrad 2 May
- Strategic Stereotypical Australian Reserve 3 May
- HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics 5 May
- History of Google 6 May
- HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle 7 May
- Kingfisher 8 May
- UnBooks:American History! 9 May
- AIDS (Space Program) 10 May
- Seal Clubbing 11 May
- Robert Shaw 12 May
- UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen 13 May
- UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! 14 May
- Gazelle 15 May
- Tapheselachophobia 16 May
- UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese 17 May
- Why?:Don't You Get a Job? 18 May
- Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters 19 May
- Red Lobster 20 May
- UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey 21 May
- Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 22 May
- Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set 23 May
- HowTo:Be An Honest Crook 24 May
- Great Britain 25 May
- Free lunch 26 May
- Nursery 27 May
- UnScripts:The Device 28 May
- Albanian interpretationalist cinema 29 May
edit June 2009
- Oscar the Grouch 1 June
- The Bourne Pottery Class 2 June
- Claude Debussy 3 June
- UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver 4 June
- Antbortion 5 June
- UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy 6 June
- Dear Diary 7 June
- UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore 8 June
- Pat Garrett 9 June
- UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) 10 June
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something 11 June
- Peyton Manning 12 June
- C-3PO 13 June
- Akira Kurosawa 14 June
- Balloon Animals 15 June
- Unquotable:Keanu Reeves 16 June
- Prison Break 17 June
- Snow White 18 June
- British Moon-landing 19 June
- Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans 20 June
- Billy Graham 21 June
- UnBooks:A Day In the Life of Armond White 22 June
- Writing 23 June
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs 24 June
- Boer War 25 June
- Lady-Gardening 26 June
- Failure University 27 June
- Perestroika 28 June
- UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett 29 June
edit July 2009
- Childhood: an essay 1 July
- History of New England 2 July
- UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth 3 July
- Godzilla 4 July
- UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 5 July
- UnTunes:Still Hurting 6 July
- HowTo:Survive a Baby 7 July
- Jim Jarmusch 8 July
- UnTweets:George Peterson 9 July
- Mrs. God's blog 10 July
- Wild Bill Hickok 11 July
- Fan service 12 July
- UnNews:The God Interview 13 July
- UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? 14 July
- UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden 15 July
- LazyTown 16 July
- UnScripts:Trapped at Sea 17 July
- HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel 18 July
- World of Warcraft 19 July
- Joe Namath 20 July
- UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation 21 July
- Humphrey Bogart 22 July
- The Popularity of War 23 July
- Uncyclopedia Madness 24 July
- Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition 25 July
- UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick 26 July
- Xanax 27 July
- Stone the Israeli Tank 28 July
- The Fat Girl 29 July
- Space Invaders 30 July
- Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants 31 July
edit August 2009
- Yellow 1 August
- The Great Gig in the Sky 2 August
- Tool (band) 3 August
- Crescendo 4 August
- Sergio Leone 5 August
- Fake announcer voice 6 August
- Corn Flakes 7 August
- Cheerios 8 August
- Kosher Nostra 9 August
- Six Hats 10 August
- Sherlock Holmes 11 August
- Orion 12 August
- UnScripts:HMS Potatore 13 August
- Clementine Attlee 14 August
- Let Someone Else Do It 15 August
- Test Match Special 16 August
- UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) 17 August
- Pious Christians Against Shellfish 18 August
- Punk Floyd 19 August
- HowTo:Breathe 20 August
- Jesus stole my girlfriend 21 August
- Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition 22 August
- Firefly 23 August
- Chutes and Ladders 24 August
- What I did on my hols 25 August
- The Dice Man 26 August
- Quentin Tarantino 27 August
- Lyre 28 August
- UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken 29 August
- UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians 30 August
- Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. 31 August
edit September 2009
- Psyché 1 September
- UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species 2 September
- UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail 3 September
- Brooke Shields 4 September
- The History of the Atom 5 September
- Number Bases 6 September
- UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend 8 September
- Mastodon 9 September
- Isaac The Tank Engine 10 September
- Godzilla vs. Vaginus 11 September
- Barack Obama's Teleprompter 12 September
- Disorganised crime 13 September
- UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés 14 September
- UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine 15 September
- UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert 16 September
- The Rubens Diet 17 September
- Ark of the Covenant 18 September
- The Doctor 19 September
- Peter Rabbit Reanimated 20 September
- Marble Madness 23 September
- UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention 24 September
- Why?:Don't we do it in the road? 25 September
- E. E. Cummings 26 September
- UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy 27 September
- Flash Gordon 28 September
- Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion 30 September
edit October 2009
- Gemeentevervoerbedrijf 2 October
- Rich Uncle Pennybags 3 October
- Telephone pole 4 October
- Plankton 5 October
- Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small 6 October
- UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ 8 October
- Rogue States 10 October
- The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 11 October
- The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's 12 October
- Samuel L. Vacuum 13 October
- Judaeo-Palaeontology 14 October
- 2001: A Space Odyssey 15 October
- The Who: My Re-Generation 16 October
- Lateral Thinking 17 October
- Gas tungsten arc welding 18 October
- UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay 19 October
- UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores! 20 October
- Sun Bee 21 October
- Archery 22 October
- UnNews:Johnnys a big poopy 24 October
- UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren 25 October
- File sharing 26 October
- UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize 27 October
- UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video 28 October
- The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia 29 October
- UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time 30 October
- Topaz 31 October
edit November 2009
- United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features 1 November
- UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" 2 November
- MonsterQuest 3 November
- UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance 4 November
- Gonzo journalism 6 November
- Love 7 November
- UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel 8 November
- UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World 9 November
- Street Fighter 10 November
- Rod Serling 11 November
- The Prisoner (US Remake) 12 November
- UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden 14 November
- Abraham Lincoln 15 November
- UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch 16 November
- Third-wave feminism 17 November
- Jamie Lynn Spears 19 November
- Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage 21 November
- Alec Baldwin 23 November
- Microsoft Knowledge Base 25 November
- HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey 26 November
- Stereotype 28 November
- UnBooks:Gone Fishing 29 November
- The Pirate Bay 30 November
edit December 2009
- HowTo:Be Homeless in America 1 December
- The Jesus Laws 2 December
- Queen Elizabeth I 3 December
- The Duke of Edinburgh Award 4 December
- Intelligent Mathematics 5 December
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 6 December
- UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! 7 December
- Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa 8 December
- Vortex 10 December
- The Fast and the Furious (film series) 12 December
- Julius Malema 14 December
- Carnies 15 December
- I ate your Haagen-Dazs 16 December
- Matter 17 December
- Frida Kahlo 19 December
- The Pilgrim Fathers 20 December
- I will never forget 21 December
- Classical Satire 22 December
- Leprechaun 23 December
- Frostbite: A Christmas LP 24 December
- Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne 25 December
- The Rough Guide to Gotham City 26 December
- Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung! 27 December
- Radical Republicans 28 December
- UnBooks:The Stranger 29 December
- UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black 30 December
- A CCTV Nativity 31 December
