Uncyclopedia:Best of/2007 (by date)
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edit January 2007
- Ironing 1 January
- Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire 2 January
- HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male 3 January
- Third Epistle to the Thessalonians 4 January
- Alexander the Great 6 January
- My Journeys with the GPS 8 January
- UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters 9 January
- The Wicker Man 11 January
- Victorian Era 12 January
- Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God 13 January
- Onomatopoeia 14 January
- Me 15 January
- AAA 26 January
- Little Orphan Annie 27 January
- Witless Protection Program 28 January
- HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man 29 January
- Really Big Tree 30 January
- Blackbeard Catering Company 31 January
edit February 2007
- HowTo:Run away from home 1 February
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies 2 February
- Vietnam War Hoax 3 February
- George W. Bush 5 February
- Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit 6 February
- Shortcut 7 February
- Intelligent Design 8 February
- HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi 9 February
- List of one letter words starting with A 11 February
- Jihad My Ride 12 February
- You Are Dead 13 February
- League of Nations 15 February
- Erraticus 16 February
- Google Middle Earth 17 February
- Civil War 18 February
- Nuremberg Rally 19 February
- HowTo:Start a Religion 20 February
- HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion 21 February
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans 22 February
- HowTo:Live in an RPG 23 February
- UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece 24 February
- Protect and Survive 25 February
- HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) 26 February
- Honesty 27 February
- Education 28 February
edit March 2007
- UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism 1 March
- Future ☭f tomorrow, today! 2 March
- The Porchesian Holocaust 3 March
- Movie Trailer Announcer Guy 4 March
- Moses 5 March
- HowTo:Cook While Drunk 6 March
- UnCameron 7 March
- UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage 8 March
- UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl 9 March
- HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw 10 March
- Mae Zedong 11 March
- UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying 12 March
- Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? 13 March
- Dyslexia 14 March
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure 15 March
- Good cop/Bad cop 16 March
- Alcoholics Anonymous 17 March
- 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York 18 March
- The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid 19 March
- Tachyon 20 March
- UnBooks:Dracula 21 March
- The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones 22 March
- Baby Seal 23 March
- Grue's Clues 24 March
- HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship 25 March
- One Out of Ten Doctors 26 March
- Newspeak 27 March
- African giraffe 28 March
- What I Did On My Summer Vacation 29 March
- HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement 30 March
- Adolf Hitler 31 March
edit April 2007
- The Consumerist 2 April
- Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe 3 April
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé 4 April
- Walgreens Drug Store 5 April
- Martina Hingis 6 April
- Merde, She Wrote 7 April
- Uluru 9 April
- Women 10 April
- Why?:Am I in Canada? 11 April
- HowTo:Be At One With The Universe 12 April
- Charles Dickens 13 April
- Strongly worded letter 14 April
- UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman 15 April
- Wallet moth 16 April
- UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen 17 April
- Slate industry in Wales 18 April
- Waltzing Matilda 19 April
- UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" 20 April
- UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased 21 April
- Byzantine Empire 22 April
- Homeless nerds 23 April
- The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner 24 April
- Colonel 25 April
- Artificial Pseudoscientology 26 April
- Rock, Paper, Airstrike 27 April
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 28 April
- UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties 29 April
- HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power 30 April
edit May 2007
- Everybody cares 1 May
- Stephen Hawking ran over my cat 2 May
- British class system 3 May
- HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies 4 May
- HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen 5 May
- John Caldwell Calhoun 6 May
- The Black And White Man 7 May
- Austria-Hungary 8 May
- Idea 9 May
- UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED 10 May
- UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management 11 May
- UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook 12 May
- Escher 13 May
- UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects 14 May
- Grand Theft Audio 15 May
- Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor 16 May
- Ecky-Thump 17 May
- Lord of the Flies 18 May
- UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman 19 May
- UnBooks:Gallows Humor 20 May
- UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman 21 May
- UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death 22 May
- Blandford 23 May
- UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals 24 May
- Screenwriting 26 May
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up 27 May
- Fat Albert 28 May
- Illegal aliens from outer space! 29 May
- Folgers Crystals 30 May
- Global Cooling 31 May
edit June 2007
- My Chemical Romance 1 June
- Letter to the Isle 2 June
- HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute 3 June
- Dictation 4 June
- Sperm 5 June
- Anime 6 June
- Saint Frankenstein's Day 7 June
- TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL 8 June
- UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory 9 June
- Ganges 10 June
- Moustache-o-meter 11 June
- Nazi 12 June
- Mad TV 13 June
- Socratic method 14 June
- Mr. Kearsy 15 June
- HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness 16 June
- Kitchen sink 17 June
- HowTo:Turn Your Computer On 18 June
- Film noir 19 June
- Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder 20 June
- Old McDonald 21 June
- Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? 22 June
- UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years 23 June
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water 24 June
- The Lake District 25 June
- Preflight procedures 26 June
- UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act 27 June
- ITrip 28 June
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! 29 June
- United States presidential election, 1948 30 June
- Hoboeroticism 1 July
- UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda 2 July
edit July 2007
- A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother 3 July
- UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects 4 July
- Bipolar bear 5 July
- UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle 6 July
- UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged 7 July
- UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research 8 July
- UnBooks:Only Business 9 July
- HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer 10 July
- Old hippie chick who's always collecting money 11 July
- HowTo:Beat the Odds 12 July
- Commercial 13 July
- Vulva 14 July
- Cup stacking 15 July
- 667:Neighbor of The Beast 15 July
- Bathroom humor 16 July
- UnBooks:The World According to Garm 18 July
- HowTo:Be a Gangsta 19 July
- UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture 21 July
- Geocaching 22 July
- The Diary of Anne Frank 23 July
- Oscar Wilde 25 July
- But Seriously... 26 July
- Thomas Edison 27 July
- Why?:Put Down the Duckie? 28 July
- Bow tie 29 July
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD 30 July
- Pufflebump Snugglekins 31 July
edit August 2007
- Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light 1 August
- UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level 2 August
- UnBooks:Employee Manual 3 August
- Cowboy Bebop 4 August
- HowTo:Play Russian Roulette 5 August
- Atomic Mass 6 August
- Dead Nigger Storage 7 August
- Raoul Duke 8 August
- UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup 9 August
- Heavy Classical 10 August
- Long walks on the beach 11 August
- HowTo:Bend a spoon 12 August
- EXPLODE!!! 13 August
- Easter Bunny 14 August
- Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle 15 August
- UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes 16 August
- UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom 17 August
- UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard 18 August
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis 19 August
- HowTo:Check for Lumps 20 August
- Russian reversal (phenomenon) 21 August
- UnScripts:Grass in the Mist 22 August
- Blue Screen of Death 23 August
- UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy 24 August
- Diplomacy 25 August
- Why?:Collapse Space-Time 26 August
- UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war 27 August
- Jewish Holidays 28 August
- Ode to the Monotony of Life 29 August
- UnBooks:The Castaway 30 August
- UnScripts:The O'Finnertys 31 August
edit September 2007
- Teenage angst 1 September
- UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development 2 September
- Why?:Remove Your Penis 3 September
- HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus 4 September
- Holy Cheese 5 September
- Social Commentary 6 September
- UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others 7 September
- D 8 September
- Maginot Line 9 September
- Chuck Norris 9 September
- Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated 10 September
- Walls 11 September
- UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie 12 September
- UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale 13 September
- Pillow fighting 14 September
- HowTo:Deceive people on eBay 15 September
- UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" 16 September
- Volcano 17 September
- Hodgepodge 18 September
- DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations 19 September
- UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury 22 September
- Carry On Films 23 September
- Down with this sort of thing! 24 September
- UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high 25 September
- Sergei Rachmaninoff 26 September
- UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie 27 September
- Why?:Nuke the whales 28 September
- Innovations in Comedy 29 September
- HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd 30 September
edit October 2007
- UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white! 1 October
- UnMysteries:J'accuse 2 October
- Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A 3 October
- HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum 4 October
- UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading 5 October
- UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" 6 October
- The Destiniad 7 October
- Mental illness 8 October
- UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) 9 October
- Godzilla vs. Urethra 10 October
- Shopping list 11 October
- UnNews:Iran to invade Iran 12 October
- UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen 13 October
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur 14 October
- UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch 15 October
- Hannah Montana 16 October
- Red light 17 October
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference 18 October
- HowTo:Be safe with guns 19 October
- Buster Keaton 20 October
- Right arrow 21 October
- Sweatshop 22 October
- UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss 23 October
- Toaster 24 October
- Short story 25 October
- Time travel 26 October
- 4'33" 27 October
- Celebrity Manufacture 28 October
- UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 29 October
- UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide 30 October
- Holocaust denial denial 31 October
edit November 2007
- American (species) 2 November
- Books never written 3 November
- Time Cubicle 4 November
- Why?:Cancer is Great 5 November
- Heat death of the universe 6 November
- Classy 7 November
- UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain 8 November
- Little boy who lives down the street 10 November
- Rebecca Sealfon 11 November
- UnBooks:Science Fair 12 November
- UnNews:My son makes the play of the game 13 November
- HowTo:Fuck Off 14 November
- UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween 15 November
- Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism 16 November
- Power Rangers 17 November
- Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains 18 November
- Simeon I 19 November
- UnBooks:IRAQATTACK 20 November
- The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins 21 November
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men 22 November
- How much can YOU take!! 24 November
- Why?:Destroy the Rainforest 25 November
- Top Hat 26 November
- UnNews:Kids still fucking 27 November
- Drunk Olympics 28 November
- Constipation 29 November
edit December 2007
- Jaws did WTC 1 December
- UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans 2 December
- UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap 3 December
- Francis Winkler 4 December
- UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic 5 December
- The Color Problem 6 December
- Star Wars 7 December
- Why?:Hunt Unicorns 8 December
- Grandpa's Stories 9 December
- Harry Houdini 10 December
- Shrek! 11 December
- UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 12 December
- Normal 13 December
- Self-toasting bread 14 December
- UnCon 15 December
- The Poor 16 December
- UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed 17 December
- Alaska 18 December
- UnScripts:Emergency Room 19 December
- Donner 20 December
- United States presidential election, 1840 21 December
- United States presidential election, 1960 22 December
- Hypocrites 23 December
- Literary dedications 24 December
- UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions 25 December
- Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet 26 December
- HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder 27 December
- Why?:Give Up 28 December
- Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers 29 December
- Why?:Read a Book 30 December
- Manfred von Richthofen 31 December
