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- Subliminal stimuli (3 October)
- Sun (3 September)
- Swedish steamshovel (25 August)
- Take A Break (magazine) (31 January)
- Talk:Milton Babbitt (19 March)
- The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics (24 March)
- The Big Crunch (11 August)
- The First Lunar-American War (18 February)
- The Godfather Part III (6 January)
- The Song Remains the Same (8 January)
- The Wire (23 August)
- The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (8 October)
- The only way to success (18 November)
- There'll Always Be An England? (8 March)
- This is not Sparta (13 October)
- Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure (29 April)
- Tittyfuck rape (24 February)
- Todd Palin (24 January)
- ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign (16 July)
- Tojo Books (16 December)
- Tom Paine (26 June)
- Tombstone (11 April)
- Toshiro Mifune (10 April)
- Trainspotting (novel) (6 March)
- Two and a Half Men (27 July)
- Uh oh! (7 July)
- Un-British Activities (22 February)
- UnBooks:Duty (14 January)
- UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (30 January)
- UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic (12 May)
- UnBooks:The Old Man and LV (9 March)
- UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking (15 April)
- UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia (4 April)
- UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (4 March)
- UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October)
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes (1 June)
- UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship (23 September)
- UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda (5 January)
- UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (8 June)
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare (12 January)
- UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer (31 October)
- UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin (23 March)
- UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece (2 May)
- UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance (6 December)
- UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order (2 November)
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates (28 April)
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (17 September)
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack (15 January)
- UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (6 July)
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' (25 December)
- UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs (18 May)
- UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (10 September)
- UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich (27 November)
- UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer (12 March)
- UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode (5 April)
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us (1 January)
- UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper (12 April)
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (6 June)
- UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows (20 May)
- UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified (11 January)
- UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster (27 January)
- UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (28 November)
- UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict (20 October)
- UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada (29 December)
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (22 December)
- UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath (21 April)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (20 August)
- UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years (24 November)
- UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (2 December)
- UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares (13 May)
- UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident (3 December)
- UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming (1 March)
- UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy (6 September)
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (29 July)
- UnReviews:The Road (2009) (23 January)
- UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog (8 December)
- UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England (16 February)
- UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (15 February)
- UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate (24 June)
- UnScripts:The Socialer Network (22 May)
- UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik (12 September)
- UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament) (29 May)
- UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover) (9 June)
- UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (22 September)
- Uncyclopedia made my life more different (23 July)
- Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here (25 November)
- Unobtanium (12 August)
- Updating The Classics (17 May)
- User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (25 April)
- Vasco da Gama (8 November)
- Victory (30 April)
- Viking Metal (28 March)
- Visual puns (23 June)
- Wall Street Kid (20 July)
- War of Colonial Aggression (27 June)
- Watermelon (15 September)
- Wesley willis (17 March)
- Where The Wild Onions Grow (29 November)
- Why?:Categorise pages (22 April)
- Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? (5 June)
- Why?:IPs can't edit the main page (16 August)
- Why?:Invade the Falklands (9 August)
- Workaround-oriented programming (28 February)
- Xenopubes (22 March)
- Yellow fever (1 February)
- Zach Braff (14 July)
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Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.
