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This is the Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. It will teach you why Uncyclopedia is definitely not what it is not and how it is connected to you as a user.
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies.
How do I be funny?
Good writing is subjective, but there are some basic rules which can help you make your articles cleverer (even if they are clever already). Put time into your work, learn and hopefully your work will get better and better.
How can I be stylish?
Learning the code here is easy. What is harder is making an article pretty. For this you have to know how to play with images, headers, text, links and tricks and stuff.
What can I do?
Tired of writing articles or simply don't know what to do? Uncyclopedia has tons of different activities.
How can I make people like me?
The best way is to be civil and polite (and helpful, if you offer help). Here, good writers are respected more than bad politicians, even though it may be exactly the opposite everywhere else.