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==Ban requests==
<option>[[Image:OnNoticeBanPatrol.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Regarding the Vandal question, the [[User:ChiefjusticeDS|Führer]] is determined to clear the table...]]
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*{{IP|193.201.224.80}} replaces/creates pages with one line of keyboard spamming. [[User:Ye Blacke Adder|Ye Blacke Adder]] ([[User talk:Ye Blacke Adder|talk]]) 06:32, November 25, 2014 (UTC)
{{Q|Today I will once more be a prophet: If the [[IP|international protocol]] financiers in and outside Uncyclopedia should succeed in plunging these pages once more into a revert war, then the result will not be the ruination of these pages, and thus the victory of the [[Vandal]], but the very ''annihilation'' of the Vandal in Uncyclopedia!|Hitler|Ban Patrol Holocaust}}</option>
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<option>[[Image:OnNoticeBanPatrol.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[User:Mordillo|Mordillo]] has your name and your ass in a sling doesn't he?!]]
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*{{User|Fooblesnit}} -- Impersonator/troll/sockpuppet. {{u|Snarglefoop}} and I are the only two people who have used this name anywhere; it's ours. Considering what has happened elsewhere, I'm inclined to suspect {{u|Supergeeky1}} or one of his troll friends of being behind this somehow. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141112041821}}<br>PS--Judging by the edit summary used when welcoming himself (!), he's definitely Geeky: Geeky's trademark edit summaries are somewhat snarky or 'clever', begin with a capital letter and end with a full stop. Other examples include {{contr|Black Sikhhead}} and {{contr|Seleglow}}. (Separately, this is why {{u|Cathfolant}} exists.) {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20141112043148}}
{{Q|Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to ban all of the unhappy people.|Oscar Wilde|Ban Patrol}}</option>
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:*I have invited {{u|Fooblesnit}} to 'self out' or have the account checked. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:03, November 12, 2014 (UTC)
<option>[[Image:OnNoticeBanPatrol.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[User:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]] knows where you live.]]
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::*There are vast amounts of IRC logs that confirm this is somebody being a jackass. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 10:09, November 12, 2014 (UTC)
{{q|Vandal: a. Someone who willfully destroys or defaces property or b.A member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455. So ask yourself, when you write someone down as a "vandal" in BP, do you blame him for sacking Rome back in 455 as well as blanking [[Tits]]?|Oscar Wilde|Ban Patrol}}
 
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<br>This page is for reporting the IP or Username of someone who seems to be blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia! ARRRGH! Before adding an entry, be sure to check the list to make sure the IP/User hasn't already been reported, as well as ([[Special:Ipblocklist|Blocked IPs]] and [[Special:Log/block|Block log]]) to check if they've already been banned by an admin.
 
 
To report someone, use the <code style="font-weight:bold"><nowiki>{{User|<username>}}</nowiki></code> template (also for advanced users: <code style="font-weight:bold"><nowiki>{{Range|<username>}}</nowiki></code>), followed by a short description of the problem. Also, it is mandatory that you sign your report with 4 tildes <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>.
 
 
'''For example''': <code><nowiki>*{{User|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --~~~~</nowiki></code><br>
 
'''Would show as''':
 
*{{User|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --[[User:Chronarion|Chronarion]] 00:00, 01 Jan 1970 (UTC)
 
 
'''''NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!'''''
 
 
If there is a major spam/blanking/vandal outbreak going on please try to raise an admin on our [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|IRC Channel]].
 
 
Please do not report users or IPs with only one contribution, it is pointless.
 
 
<span style="font-size:18px;">'''''THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE''. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the [[Uncyclopedia talk:Ban Patrol|talk page]].'''</span><!--<nowiki>SECRET ADMIN REMINDER: INSERT {{BPC|YourNameHere}} ONCE YOU HAVE CHECKED THE LISTED OFFENDERS</nowiki>-->
 
 
<span style="color:red;"><big><div style="text-align:center;">'''''Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the {{u|Cajek}} [[Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal|academy]] for the criminally insane'''''.</div></big></span>
 
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==Week of January 21==
 
*Hold off on 228.228, he now seems to be {{U|Kirbyfan1996}} at Aleister's invitation. (This won't end well.) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:01 24-Jan-13</small> PS--Kirbyfan1996 claims not to have anything to do with the other two. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:09 24-Jan-13</small>
 
*{{IP|198.228.228.40}} Template Spammer or something like it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:11 24-Jan-13</small>
 
*{{IP|198.228.228.21}} He switched seats at the library? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:51 24-Jan-13</small>
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 06:32, November 25, 2014

OnNoticeBanPatrol

Mordillo has your name and your ass in a sling doesn't he?!

“Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to ban all of the unhappy people.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ban Patrol

This page is for reporting someone for blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia.

Before reporting
  1. Ensure that there is more than one offense. Don't report IPs that make a single edit; it is pointless. With established users, discuss disagreements before escalating them to this page.
  2. Read this page to make sure the user hasn't already been reported. Admins do not always see fit to respond to a report with a ban.
  3. If the vandalism happened well in the past, check Blocked IPs, Block log, and the archive of this page to see if the user was already banned.
To report someone
  1. Create a new entry just below the section heading. Newest entries on top, please!
  2. Start the entry with * (for a bulleted list item).
  3. Identify the user in question. For anonymous users (IPs), use the {{IP}} template. For registered users, use the {{User}} (not {{U}}) template. (Advanced users can use the {{Range}} template.)
    Example 1: *{{IP|127.0.0.1}} Keeps blanking [[World of Warcraft]]. ~~~~
    Example 2: *{{User|Fred}} Revert war at [[Sheep]]. ~~~~
  4. You should briefly explain why you have added this person to Ban Patrol and sign with 4 tildes ~~~~.

NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.

Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the criminally insane.

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  • There are vast amounts of IRC logs that confirm this is somebody being a jackass. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:09, November 12, 2014 (UTC)
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