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Week of Dezember 2

Yeah, it's plenty. As long as it's a malicious blanking, if they just completely blanked the page and didn't leave any sort of message or anything, then it could've been an accident, and they shouldn't be banned. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
He fought the law and the law won. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/4 03:51

Week of 26 November

Two weeks, and please check the block log before you add an item to Ban Patrol. I found him fairly early. :-) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:26, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
One week.Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:14, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
He hit a talk page as well. He'll be spending the next week off. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:54, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Mhaille did the infiniban. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:23, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Todd got 'im. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:32, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
1 month, Mr. Slowpoke. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:07, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Tompkins FTW (for the week). —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Better luck tomorrow? ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:30, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
Took care of it yesterday. Either you should check the block log first, or I have superpowers. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
2 weeks, courtesy of Mhaille Bannination Services, Ltd. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
I reverted a bunch of his edits, and Famine got him for a week.
...thus proving he does not have one, and ending up blocked for, um, a week.Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:14, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
I'll keep an eye on him. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:14, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
Cheech and Chong above have been blockified for 2 weeks minimum. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:14, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Week of 19 November

Gah, can't do anything, that's only one edit. I'll keep an eye on him, though, and add him to my CSS Alert List. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:31, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Week of 12 November

208.97.130.21 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) Backslash proxy. --General Insineratehymn 04:29, 18 November 2006 (UTC) *207.161.4.160 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) Powershot proxy. Somehow, he circumvented the ban he received. --General Insineratehymn 00:06, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Mr. T got him. Not sure what the issue is, but if it is this user, I haven't banned or threatened them. So it must be something I deleted. I love the civil discourse designed to solve the problem. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Currently has not. I'm letting them go for now. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Tag-teamed. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51
Mr. T got him. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/16 23:51

Week of November 5

His double redirects have been huffed by Tompkins. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:13, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Got 'em. ~ T. (talk) 16:10, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Ticket to hell, courtesy of Mhaille. ~ T. (talk) 16:10, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Hindley got him before you added him here because either a.) he has superpowers or b.) you're too slow. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:05, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
3 days, first offence. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:15, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Todded. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:15, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
I see neither a user nor vanity pages. Mysteriously, both disappered. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/7 01:16
You're my hero, you know that? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:48, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
And I blanked him. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/7 01:16

Week of 29 October

You, sir, have hit the jackpot. That's a backslash proxy, INFINIBANNNNNN.... —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:34, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
Hindley took care of him, but in the future, the syntax is {{user|UserName}}, not {{User:UserName}}. Fixed it for you, though. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:17, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
Blocked the guy for a week and semi-protected your userpage. -- Hindleyite 13:10, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 13:12, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Week of 22 October

Time off for reflection. ~ T. (talk) 09:44, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
Dealt with by Elvis. 2 Weeks. -- Hindleyite 14:26, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Looks like a mistake Appears to be an edit conflict balls up by the timestamps.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 15:15, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Pesky edit conflicts...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:17, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Time out to read DUMB. ~ T. (talk) 09:40, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
I take userpage blanking seriously. Banned for 30 days. -- Hindleyite 19:42, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Week of October 15

Banned, banned even harder, or not worth banning. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 17/10 20:55

*217.199.54.130 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) vulgar vanity as well --Theo 06:44, 17 October 2006 (PDT)

Banned, banned even harder, or not worth banning. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 17/10 20:55
Looks like they were trying to make a table. With no other edits or prior bans, I'll assume that it was a good-faith effort to do something constructive. Well, until they make another crappy edit like that. Then it's ban-time. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:41, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Week of October 8

1 week per article. -- Hindleyite 19:05, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
That link you provided...it clearly wasn't me. Okay fine. I'll get what may be coming to me. But know this...I'm nommed for UnBooks:Author of the Month. VOTE FOR ME. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:59, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
EMC apologized, sort of. Just don't do it again, foolish earthman.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:26, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
1 month, and possibly longer depending on how I feel at the time. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (20:34, 13 October 2006 (UTC))
I give up caring. No ban. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (20:34, 13 October 2006 (UTC))
Well so long as you stopped caring then that's alright.Weri long wang 21:25, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
1 day and told the worst joke ever. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (03:15, 13 October 2006 (UTC))

*66.23.211.71 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) for being rude to a Canadian.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

I have dealt with these punks. Thanks for all the reverts, folks. Makes my job far easier. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 22:30, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

...which have all been deleted. I'll take your work for it, though. 3 days. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:42, 10 October 2006 (UTC))
Taking five (days). Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:42, 10 October 2006 (UTC))
Faminized. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:42, 10 October 2006 (UTC))
I'm considering this a rewrite edit, and we don't give a crap about minor vs. major edits. Now, how do you give negative bans in MediaWiki... Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:42, 10 October 2006 (UTC))
Ummm...I did not know? I was just trying to uphold (what I erroniously thought were) the standards of the sanctum that is Uncyclopedia? If I had known that minor edit button was merely an aesthetic feature I would not have mentioned it? Seriously, it was my bad. Why wish a ban upon me or label me as negative? --Teddywithfangs 22:46, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Why would I? I meant bans for a negative duration of time. Though, you can still be banned if you want... ;) Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (03:07, 13 October 2006 (UTC))
Ha ha, sorry, good sir. I shall now kowtow for 15 minutes.--Teddywithfangs 23:31, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
Blocked for blanking a month ago too. Not coming back any time soon. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12:48, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
Millions of vandals, living as foes. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12:48, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
bare in mind that this is the 1st IP 2nd ban. Time to put the Famine on him.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:52, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
1 week. --19:46, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Week of October 1

It appears so. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:43, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 203.200.95.130 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)please ban him now - he's on a vandalizing spree. ok this person ought to be banned with the msg, "Perhaps you're in IIT or trying to get into one. Congratulations if you're already in ! However, you're still not in Uncyclopedia. :( Our admission criteria and standards are a bit more rigorous. Maybe bext year?" if possible!! He has a "block log." Oh! His crime - he's notorious for blocking entire sections of articles -- mowgli 16:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
Hinoa got it.
Three days. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 22:02, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
Double ones at that...-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 01:04, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
Month. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (01:13, 5 October 2006 (UTC))
Who do you think I am, Famine? I'm not banning for that! Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (01:13, 5 October 2006 (UTC))
Über-banned by Sannse. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (18:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC))
2 weeks. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (18:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC))
I don't blame him too much for the userpage edit, after you harshly reverted his edit of a page tagged "rewrite". While there was some slander/vanity, it was better than the god-awful list that was there before. I'm cleaning the slander/vanity, and restoring what he wrote. But banning him for the slander/vanity and userpage defacement. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:55, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Spang unleashed the Red Death on him. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
Ooh, that was over a CRP, too. GOOD NIGHT! 2 weeks. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
Spanged. Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
Spanged. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
1 week, but that's the last time that Gordonk will get that light of a sentence. Further violations will result in 4 months. Maj Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
Sannse smote him. Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
2 hours. Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (16:37, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
I'm semi-tempted to make an auto-ban bot which looks for articles which have changed to 0 bytes and which bans the last editor and reverts. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 22:42, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
Day off.Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Day off.Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
I wouldn't know, but a quick glance at his contribs seems fairly benign. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Most blanking like this would warrant a week. However, this guy is a sanctimonious blowhard who wouldn't know the definition of "humor" (or "humour," for that matter) if it smacked him around with a large trout. Therefore, 1 month long Old School Ban. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (01:31, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Killed. —rc (t) 23:55, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
I don't know what it was. So I have to let this slide... —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Mhaille gave this guy until 2007. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Banned obsessively-compulsively for 1 day.Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Spangirized. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
He's also unblanked the article twice. No ban.Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Vandalized User:FreeMorpheme user page & Ban Patrol itselfSpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 11:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
Money cashed him out and sent him home. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Famine'd. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
He's had a history of this. It's a little late to ban him, but next time, it will be a ban for NRV abuse. He's also been notified via Talk Page. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Vandalized Pokémon, too. Caught and sent to Bill's PC—er, banned for 1 day. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
Unless that's a usage of the word "three" meaning "none" that I'm unfamiliar with, you need to recount your contribs. My hands are tied here. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC))
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