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Week of Septempber 24

Fuck him, then. 3 days. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (19:06, 30 September 2006 (UTC))
As well as EVERY OTHER DARTH PAGE EVER. 3 weeks, and I should ban him for longer. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:54, 30 September 2006 (UTC))
I didn't know you could vandalize Algo's userpage. 2 weeks. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (18:47, 30 September 2006 (UTC))
Neither could I, but dave is gay in sweden! just looked so out of place.SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 18:50, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
I need to learn how to NRV users. 1 week. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (16:40, 30 September 2006 (UTC))
Got him--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 13:32, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
Oddly enough, I once banned another user for spamming the same link. Wonder if they're related. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01:08, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
Quick, what's Arabic for "banninated?" 1 week, and I'd have banned him until Ramadan was over just to be a wiseass--if I knew when that was. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (16:10, 28 September 2006 (UTC))
Aparantly depends on when the full moon is observed, but it also depends on where it's observed.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 13:32, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
Looks legit to me. I even responded to the poor, lonely girl with sexy pics. How could you call this spam? It's comedy gold! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:00, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
I have not laughed as hard at most things on this site as I have at that talk page. I say we try to feature it. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (03:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC))
What's sad is that I just had to re-edit my post, as I used commas and a question mark, and I'm afraid that our sexy 25 year old female would be overly confused by those things. I agree on featuring it - Perhaps we should replace the main page with it? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:13, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Whacked, the lot of them. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01:20, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

*194.80.134.205 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) - created a page with a link to gabenwell.com, a site which opens a shock image and tries to force you computer's Outlooks express to send tons of e-mails to the GNAA. (I've had the displeasure of clicking on a link to it before). Consider adding this link to some kind of spam blacklist.--Mister Nosey 00:31, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Owned by Spang. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (13:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC))

Mhaille got him for two weeks or so. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (23:54, 25 September 2006 (UTC))
Im'a retag that with {{vanity2}}. If it's removed, the article goes with it. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (17:57, 25 September 2006 (UTC))
cheers! alas, I seemed to VFD it a second later...remove it? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:59, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
7 weeks--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 22:00, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Experiencing a famine. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (22:58, 24 September 2006 (UTC))
Week.Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (03:56, 24 September 2006 (UTC))
Three days or one week, I don't remember which. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (03:56, 24 September 2006 (UTC))
Mmmm, banned for three days, he is. Foolish to question the ways of the Admin, he was. User:Hinoa4/sigM 03:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Blocked for a week. —rc (t) 02:23, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Week of September 17

Elvis took care of business. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (22:24, 23 September 2006 (UTC))
If you remove an NRV tag, I no longer have any reason to spare an article. Why don't people realize that an NRV tag is a *good* thing? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 13:53, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
8 days: seven for blanking, and one for fact vandalism. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
3 Articles Blanked x 2 Weeks = 6 Weeks --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:11, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Not worth banning. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Spang for a week longer than I would have. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
He made a load of one-liner articles with exactly the same content too, which don't show up on the contributions. Spang talk 00:50, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Too lazy to care. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Um, I can't find anything in the deletion log. But just on account of his name, one day block. Hail to the victors, bitch. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Note: For those of you who don't know, MSU could possibly mean Michigan State University, which is my university's in-state rival. H.
Spang went through Special:deadendpages and deleted them three hours after this report. --Sbluen 06:05, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Spangified. H.23:40 UTC, 09.21.2006
Neither the user nor the article are now problems. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:44, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
2 Weeks. Ah, I love randomly selecting a block length. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:21, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
1 week. NOTE TO ADMINS: If vandalism persists, the IP range to block is 58.208.0.0 - 58.223.255.255 (range 58.208.0.0/12) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:57, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
No more. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:16, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
Normally, I'd be like "So what?" But this time, I'm going to throw the book at them. I have no tolerance for this shit, so he/she/it (the third being the most likely) is hereby banned for 2 weeks, and God help them if it happens again. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:51, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
And how many of those were today? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:38, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
I was not aware that vandals had to be caught on the day of their misdeed to be banned. This guy hasn't been banned before, so I listed all of his vandalisms so far (please enlighten me if I'm missing something). --Hpesoj 19:36, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
3 days. Move along, nothing to see here. —Hinoa talk.kun 12:24, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
Week off. —Hinoa talk.kun 12:24, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
God, I sometimes want to ban all users. Sorry. I meant that I always want to ban all users. Just vanityshite and blanking make me seriously consider writing a bot to do it. That and your sig. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:06, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
Cry me a river. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:24, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
Let me point out that for some reason Severian inserted this IPs comment (now in italics) into my comment. Is that a bannable offence? So yah... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
Oh yah, and on anouther point, Ghelae deleted this IPs request to have me blocked (thats where the IP's comment came from originally). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:47, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
I repeat: whaaaa. Keep wasting my time and I block you.Hinoa talk.kun 23:26, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
Doesn't matter, Dawg took care of it like the manly man he is. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:51, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Uh, we tag-teamed all these guys this morning. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 14:35, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

*66.168.77.68 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) vabalized Medical Malpractice -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:17, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

1 week and told to die in a fire. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:56, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
I kill them. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
Heh, you know I actually knew this guy once, but that was a loooooooong time ago. Mr. Briggs Inc. 14:52, 17 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
Caught an H upside the head. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Week of September 10

What would posess someone to vandalzie with the words "Come on, give it to me"? It's almost as bad as the users with "I dare you to ban me" and "If you don't like me, ban me" on their user pages. I'm almost always happy to help users out. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 14:00, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I was ready to kick his ass before you posted here. Anyway, 5 days.Hinoa talk.kun 04:01, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
3 days. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:11, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Given a light warning. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:10, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
Spang for a month. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:20, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
Zak for a month. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:20, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
3 days. User:Hinoa4/sigM 01:28, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
Spang got him for a day. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:53, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
1 day. I hate people today. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
3 daysHinoa talk.kun 15:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
3 daysHinoa talk.kun 15:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
Whoop-dee-doo.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:08, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
Mr. Horseman of the Apocalypse got 'im. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:08, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
Codeine'd. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:08, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
Eh? —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:08, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
Okay, on further review, I would like to remind you that "recreation" is technically impossible if there is only one deleted edit (and there is, in fact, only one deleted edit). Granted, it sucked, but one crappy article does not a block require.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 21:13, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
And vandalized Russian reversal, too. 3 days. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:08, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

*Sir Cornbread (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) - Removed templates from User:Tom mayfair. Vandalism reverted by Money$ign, Thank you. Sir Cornbread even went as far as altering my signature on User:Tom mayfair/sig. History says it all. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:27, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

IRC'd. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:49, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
1 week. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:49, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Week of September 3

I could. Hang on a sec, I'll investigate... —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:50, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
Verdict: 3 days.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:51, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
Sign your edits here and don't waste my time.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   12:52, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
So?  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   02:44, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
1 day, but try warning them on their talk page next time.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   17:14, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
3 days.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   17:14, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
1 day.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   02:16, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
He won't be coming back anytime soon. We're talking on the order of 6 months. And one wonders why he would inflict such pain onto himself.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   01:54, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Famine'd.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   02:16, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Spang'd.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   02:16, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Have to say, they actually made a pretty good effort at making it. It was proper article sized, quite funny, and would propably have worked well if it were possible for that page to exist. Shockingly, 0 days. Spang talk 08:35, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
That page does not exist, and neither does his 3 day ban.  ;)  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   07:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
Blanked Hello Kitty--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:39, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
Gee golly, who would have thought that blanking got you banned for 3 days?  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   21:58, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
The Goddess shall be appeased by his/her/fnord's 1 day block.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   07:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
Spang and I both chucked a barrel at this guy, knocking him out for 1 day.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   07:38, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
You've wasted your time, and I won't let you waste the admin's, so I'll make the edit instead. Week from Rc. --Sbluen 06:49, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Week of Aug 27

Got 'im -- Hindleyite 15:14, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
I think I'm going to go with the ban today. 1 day, unless anyone feels like extending it. Spang talk 02:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
As of the time of writing, was blocked for infinity6 . Spang talk 02:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
3 days -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
1 week due to the scope of the vandalism -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
He and his IP 203.26.206.130 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) created those pages and also created Sam stouppos now. --Sbluen 03:15, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
+ Paddo stub, +203.28.159.170 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
All three of this twat's personalities got one week. Make it infinite if he comes back again. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Ghelae banned due to that user having no edits. Waste of my time. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Actually, was just a typo in the username. I've corrected it to outoftuneviolin. If you'd just used your head a bit, famine, you've have gotten to infini-ban a page move vandal! (infinity) Spang talk 00:28, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
I love banning...I also love users who use the preview function, and check to see if they are submitting what they are trying to submit. I mean, how hard is it to either cut and paste, or lacking that, actually check to see if that is the name you wanted to get banned? I mean, for all I know, Ghelae could have dumped Tompkins here instead of Spang, and then all hell would have broken loose. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Wake me when they do something else. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Gone. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
I must be Princess Leah. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:54, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
Mhaille. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:33, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Spang. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:33, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Tompkins. Sorry, just wanted to do that. Spang talk 23:48, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
The beautiful people blocked him for three days.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   17:04, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
For some reason I went soft on him. Only a day. Not sure why. I may reconsider. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01:41, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
Accidently triple-clicked the ban button without leaving a reason. Oh well, banned is banned. --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 21:36, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
Probably not, since it blanked part of Radiohead too. I'm sure MJ likes any sort of head, Radio or not. --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 18:15, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
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