Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol

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“Vandal: a. Someone who willfully destroys or defaces property or b.A member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455. So ask yourself, when you write someone down as a "vandal" in BP, do you blame him for sacking Rome back in 455 as well as blanking Tits?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ban Patrol

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This page is for reporting the IP or Username of someone who seems to be blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia! ARRRGH! Before adding an entry, be sure to check the list to make sure the IP/User hasn't already been reported, as well as (Blocked IPs and Block log) to check if they've already been banned by an admin.

To report someone, use either the {{IP|<username>}} template or the {{User|<username>}} template (also for advanced users: {{Range|<username>}}), followed by a short description of the problem. Also, it is mandatory that you sign your report with 4 tildes ~~~~.

For example: {{IP|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --~~~~ Would show as: 127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Blanked World of Warcraft --Chronarion 00:00, 01 Jan 1970 (UTC)

NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

If there is a major spam/blanking/vandal outbreak going on please try to raise an admin on our IRC Channel.

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.

Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the criminally insane.

Week of November 24nd

75.47.140.253 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - messing with userspace. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 23:29, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
Destroyer Of Articles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - I don't think I really need to explain this one. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 22:13, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
N00b eater (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - this is a problem user who has already been blocked for vandalizing HTBFANJS and has carried out scores of other misdemeanors including unacceptably redoing Game:Zork, adding bad quotes to pages, and creating pages with gibberish as their only content. In addition, I've just caught him adding what looks suspiciously like spam to an article. I've already asked him not to suck on his talk page but his only response is to keep sucking. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 22:02, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: RAHB.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.