Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 26

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Yes kids - Brick walls can be fun.

September 26: Commemeration of the Brick wall.

• 1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall.
• 1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues.
• 1698 - Brick reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Kevin decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26.
• 1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall.
• 1704 - First 'stack of bricks' discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake.
• 1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in brick wall for something a lot more stable.
• 1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again.
• 1917 - Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall.
• 1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims.
• 1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof.
• 1989 - Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering their cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America.
• 1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick.
• 1998 - Vin Diesel records a special commemorative cover of "Brick House", titled "Brick Shithouse".
• 1999 - WLCPs "Another Brick in the Eye" reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts.