Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 25
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September 25: Pastafarian New Year's Eve
- 75 BC - Julius Caesar assembles a small army to punish the prophet Mosey for ransoming him at too low a cost.
- 1 - God invents Grues to punish Jews who prosecuted Jesus.
- 179 - Vikings find the word "Viking" offensive. Change name to Berserkers.
- 1832 - 604th day in a row of no news to report.
- 1833 - Meteor shower destroys Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1936 - The great prophet Barry Foster is killed by an unplugged electric model tram whilst convening a Burns supper; he is subsequently devoured by his guests as part of the main course.
- 1999 - Britain's Millenium Dome is voted 'most useable structure' for the new millenium
- 2002 - Some girl in Kentuckistan is raped after a terrible accident by a guy with a triple B; pregnancy ensues.
- 2006 - You log on and view Uncyclopedia; millions die.
- 2007 - Large dome shaped roof for sale,little used, one careless owner, offers invited.
