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- 2349 BC The Proto-badger, a distant relative of the weasel, goes extinct when Noah tosses the only surviving pair off the ark for stealing his yams
- 942 Weasel stomping in invented in Anglo-Saxon England.
- 1674 Issac Newton Discovers Weaselpudge, nobody cares
- 1754 It is alleged by some that on this day, Weasel words probably were invented
- 1862 The Cheasel is invented
- 1881 The Japanese Stomping Fish, which has nothing do to with weasels, is discovered
- 1937 The Spleen weasel is discovered in Paris France,
- 1940 John Lennon is born, and promptly marries a weasel.
- 1961 Ferret racing is invented in Australia
- 2007 A woman gives birth to a weasel