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*-[[1195]] AD - The King of [[Persia]] launches a surprise attack on [[Rome]] with their new and improved rugs. Cesar Chavez's army crushes the attacks with a combined [[Pirate]] and [[Ninja]] fleet.
 
*-[[1195]] AD - The King of [[Persia]] launches a surprise attack on [[Rome]] with their new and improved rugs. Cesar Chavez's army crushes the attacks with a combined [[Pirate]] and [[Ninja]] fleet.
 
*[[1024]] - [[Viagra|Viagra cookies]] are invented by [[Superman]] and [[Elton John]].
 
*[[1024]] - [[Viagra|Viagra cookies]] are invented by [[Superman]] and [[Elton John]].
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*[[1422]] - First recorded use of the word 'come' to mean orgasm.
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*[[1423]] - First recorded joke of a man making a pun on the word 'come'.
 
*[[1645]] - Roman blacksmith is first to create [[iron|cast iron]] ass for his five year old son's pet hamster.
 
*[[1645]] - Roman blacksmith is first to create [[iron|cast iron]] ass for his five year old son's pet hamster.
 
*[[1915]] - [[Steel]] prices skyrocket due to the large number of pet hamsters owned in Japan.
 
*[[1915]] - [[Steel]] prices skyrocket due to the large number of pet hamsters owned in Japan.

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HAMSTER
Example of a shiny ass, on the hampster!

October 3: National Day of Retrofitting Your Hamster with a Metal Ass (Japan)

  • -1195 AD - The King of Persia launches a surprise attack on Rome with their new and improved rugs. Cesar Chavez's army crushes the attacks with a combined Pirate and Ninja fleet.
  • 1024 - Viagra cookies are invented by Superman and Elton John.
  • 1422 - First recorded use of the word 'come' to mean orgasm.
  • 1423 - First recorded joke of a man making a pun on the word 'come'.
  • 1645 - Roman blacksmith is first to create cast iron ass for his five year old son's pet hamster.
  • 1915 - Steel prices skyrocket due to the large number of pet hamsters owned in Japan.
  • 1928 - Shiny chromed hamster asses are all the rage this year.
  • 1929 - Hamster asses can now be programmed to "Jitterbug".
  • 1952 - Due to shortages of metal after World War II, hamsters are forced to wear discarded cutlery.
  • 1978 - Aluminuim asses are proved to give greater power to weight ratio for the hamster.
  • 1982 - Discovered that uranium hamster ass was "probably not a very good idea".
  • 1983 - Giant, rabid, razor-toothed uranium-assed hamsters install metal asses to the entire human population of Tokyo.
  • 1988 - Geroge H.W. Bush is voted in as the first President to ever have a pet hamster with a metal ass.
  • 1990 - David Hasselhoff reunited Germany by pissing on the Berlin Wall
  • 1995 - OJ Simspon did it
  • 2004 - PETA activists blockade McDonalds fast-food outlets to protest against the cruel, barbaric process of retrofitting hamsters with metal asses.
  • 2015 - Apple creates the iLife, therefore having a lifespan of 6 months before something newer and better than you is released.
  • 2017 - Newly Elected Hamster Commander-in-Chief 'Fuzzy' proclaims "all hamsters with metal asses to be 'out' and all hamsters with funny fruit hats to be 'in.'"
  • 2020 - Osama Bin Laden comes back as a metal-assed zombie and is arrested by PETA police for hurting a hamster in deep Afghanistan
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