Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 30
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October 30: Hallowe've (aka Eve of Hallowe'en).
- 1214 - Loke founds Change Management day as Hallowe've with The Great Pumpkin.
- 1215 - The Magna Carta is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Mein Kampf.
- 1216 - Mein Kampf is burnt to a cinder and replaced with War and Peace.
- 1217 - War and Peace is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Pride and Prejudice.
- 1218 - Pride and Prejudice is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Great Expectations.
- 1219 - Great Expectations is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Encyclopaedia Britannica.
- 1220- Encyclopaedia Britannica is burnt to a cinder and replaced with the Lord of the Rings I, II, & III.
- 1221 - A government official points out that the Lord of the Rings I, II, & III has not been written yet and replaces it with Medieval Times Literature For Dummies.
- 1222 - Encyclopædia Britannica is reestablished
- 1223 - Encyclopædia Britannica is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Religion
- 1226 - Officials in Paris admit they can't keep track of what has been burnt to a cinder and what it was replaced with. Rioting ensues.
- 1226(later in the day) - Rioting ensues over the rioting.
- 1226(laterer in the day) - Rioting stops. Rioting ensues as a result.
- 1988 - Pre-Emo Angsty outsider, Donnie Darko, witnesses the death of his girlfriend and thus shoots a rabbit in the eye.
- 2003 - Hal Holbrook converts to Muslimismism and changes his first name to Hallal
- 2008 - Micheal Jackson get melted down and recycled into dummies so he can legally be sucked by children
- 2008 - Eco-friendly Barbie marries Eco-friendly Ken. Upon completion of the ceremony the couple is recycled.
- 2009 - Anne Robinson reveals that she has a penis
