Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 20

October 20: Run out of ideas for Uncyclopedia anniversaries day

This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind.

1735 - Errm, someone was born? Maybe?
1846 - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope.
1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it.
1965 - I possibly did something. Or you. Maybe because I'm not original.
1969 - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe?
1974 - (sees a big red button) Does that work? (pushes big red button)........
1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head?
1982 - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about Wikipedia Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day?
1988 - ~~Jesus~~ Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives.
1990 - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues.
1990 - South Korean scientists created Pope Benedict XXX from cloned DNA of Chihuahua. Those crazy scientists.
1998 - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice. Rioting ensues.
2003 - I am Iron Man. Nurh nurh nur-nur nurhh, nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnurh nur-nurhh nurrhhh.
2005 - Screw this, I'm off.
2009 - Actually, I think we have enough for today, but the rest of the month is going to be a pain, well, it's time to go "research" events.