Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 16

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Mime hunting

October 16: Opening day of hunting season for mimes & memes (United States)

  • 6992 BC It is OVER 9000 years before the present. Not much happens.
  • 1804 - The first mime turns up in France
  • 1914 - Mime hunting season initiated to control the number of mimes.
  • 1987 - The first known instance of rick-rolling occurs.
  • 1988 - Garfield invents the phrase "Lotsa spaghetti", uses in the opening credits of his popular TV show
  • 1994 - Gay Luigi steals "Lotsa spaghetti" from Garfield. He is promptly kicked off a table.
  • 2003 - PETA argues that the mime problem should be solved humanely, by imprisoning them in invisible boxes.
  • 2004 - A disgruntled mime uses a magnum to "remove" any extra mimes in the area, he is promptly arrested. apparently the mime wasn't using a silencer.
  • 2005 - Despite being a senior citizen, Chuck Norris becomes an internet meme.
  • 2006 - Vice President Dick Cheney shoots a mime in the face on a hunting "accident."
  • 2007 - References to Oscar Wilde declared to be no longer funny.
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