Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 11

October 11: Pee Outside Day (Mississippi and West Virginia), Flightless Bird Awareness Day

1450 - France declares war on Australian kangaroos. Rioting is rationed. Rioting ensues.
1766 - Early tests of quick lime as an aphrodisiac prove fatal. English monarchy remains pensive.
1809 - Famed explorer Meriwether Lewis dies of a gunshot wound. Although it is generally believed to be a suicide, others note that suspicious-looking kiwis were seen lurking in the area.
1850 - University of Sydney opens, offering degrees in emu ranching and cassowary wrangling.
1895 - A staging of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest is disrupted when an ostrich is accidentally let into the theater. Wilde clubs the bird into submission with his shoe.
1958 - Penguin (chocolate bar is invented), Kit Kat is infuriated.
1975 - Saturday Night Live debuts with an emperor penguin as guest host.
1989 - McDonald's introduces the Ostrich McNugget.
1995 - Sauron dines with Oprah at McDonald's. Afterwards, Oprah tapes a segment on McDonald's discrimination towards heavy eaters.
1998 - The Ostrich McNugget is reported to be a tasty non greasy supplement by Wikipedia, shows what they know...
2001 - 9.46am OJ Simpson is arrested for peeing outside
2001 - 9.57am OJ Simpson invents Peeing Outside Day
2001 - 9.58am OJ Simpson is released a free man.
2004 - McDonalds introduces the Emperor Penguin deluxe kids meal, with 104% penguin testicles.
2008 - Tokyo is promptly flooded with urine upon its massive population simultaneously partaking in Pee Outside Day.