Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 5

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November 5: Remember, remember, the fifth of November: Explode The Government Day (Britain)

• 1605 - The Parliament building fails to explode.
• 1714 - Oliver Cromwell performs a perfect 10 in his Olympic performance of spontaneous combustion.
• 1854 - Anonymous inventor skinned while testing early hydraulic barber chair.
• 1900 - Despite widespread panic and rumors in proposition, Big Ben doesn't explode, but the Prime Minister does.
• 1955 - Old Man Peabody's pine trees are destroyed by a 1981 DeLorean driven by Marty McFly.
• 1984 - Despite the Brotherhood's efforts, Big Brother is not wounded in a suicide bombing. Lets thank him for increasing our chocolate to 20 grams!
• 1987 - Margaret Thatcher's imminent Silent But Deadly reaches critical mass and explodes in her intestine.
• 1996 - Bickering in Parliament over the proper pronunciation of tyranny escalates to two fatalities in the House of Lords by cranial explosion.
• 1997 - V is for Vendetta.
• 2001 - Terrorists try to blow up Parliament. Tony Blair declares the War on Catholics.
• 2003 - Catholics win by recruiting Emo Hitler.
• 2004 - Tony Blair comes back from the grave with Robocop to conquer Italy.
• 2006 - Vatican City falls to Tony Blair and Robocop. Dispute over who gets to be Pope begins. End of the Five-Day War somewhat overshadowed by this event.
• 2007 - George Bush accidentally nukes Parliament. Tony Blair forviges him because "he is so cute."
• 2012 - Jesus is revealed to be just another Jew. Mass suicide results.
• 2022 - Some guy wearing a mask in London blows some shit up, rioting doesn't ensue (it's England NOT France)