Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 23
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November 23: Official Lucky Glass Golf Trophy Meets Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf Day
- 323 BC - Creation of GOLF (Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden).
- 265 BC - Golf drops the acronym and lets anyone play.
- 108 BC - Creation of golf trophy.
- 14 BC - First golf trophy race.
- 0 - Creation of glass.
- 45 - Creation of glass golf trophy.
- 924 - Creation of luckiness.
- 1337 - Creation of 'Lucky Glass Golf Trophy'.
- 1502 - Creation of blonde girl.
- 1503 - Creation of first blonde joke.
- 1792 - Creation of blonde girl who plays golf.
- 1824 - Creation of 'Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf'.
- 1825-2664 - Every year on this day, Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf wins at golf and wins Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
- 2665 - Abolition of glass, luckiness and blonde girls.
