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'''[[November]] 21:''' International Couch Potato Day |
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*[[1783]] - [[Oprah]] and Shoobily Boobily ze French Guy had the first untethered '''[[hot]] [[balls]]''' flight. |
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*1783 - [[Oprah]] and Shoobily Boobily ze French Guy had the first untethered '''[[hot]] [[balls]]''' flight. |
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*[[1847]] - The [[Great Irish Potato Famine]] reduces the number of Couch Potatoes in Scotland and Ireland by 25%. Tragically, this results in a global [[Deep-fried Mars Bar]] recession. |
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*[[1847]] - The [[Great Irish Potato Famine]] reduces the number of Couch Potatoes in Scotland and Ireland by 25%. Tragically, this results in a global [[Deep-fried Mars Bar]] recession. |
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*[[1877]] - [[Thomas Edison]] announced his invention of the '''pornograph'''. |
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*[[1877]] - [[Thomas Edison]] announced his invention of the '''pornograph'''. |
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*[[1963]] - Lee Harvey Oswald gets laid for the last time. |
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*[[1963]] - [[Lee Harvey Oswald]] gets laid for the last time. |
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*[[1963]] - J.F.K. proclaims invincibility. |
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*[[1963]] - [[J.F.K.]] proclaims invincibility. |
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*[[1969]] - The first '''AARPNET''' link was established. |
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*[[1969]] - The first '''AARPNET''' link was established. |
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*[[1987]] - [[Oscar Wilde]] becomes the first person ever to be eaten by a [[grue]] and live. Annoyed, the [[grue]] eats him again. |
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*[[1987]] - [[Oscar Wilde]] becomes the first person ever to be eaten by a [[grue]] and live. Annoyed, the [[grue]] eats him again. |
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*[[1996]] - [[couch potato|Couch Potato Day]] is established to encourage nations to collectively sit on their asses watching pointless programs at the same time. Scheduled Programs for this day included 100 Ways to Watch Paint Dry, and 20 Things You Didnt Know About Carpet. |
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*[[1996]] - [[couch potato|Couch Potato Day]] is established to encourage nations to collectively sit on their asses watching pointless programs at the same time. Scheduled Programs for this day included 100 Ways to Watch Paint Dry, and 20 Things You Didnt Know About Carpet. |
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*[[2002]] - '''NATE-Oes''' invited [[Bulimia]], [[Stoner|A stoner]], Laffy Taffy, [[Lithium|Lithium-Ion]], [[Ramen|Ramen-Mania]], [[Slave]][[you are dead|kia]] and [[Slave]]knee[[a]] to become members. |
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*[[2002]] - '''NATE-Oes''' invited [[Bulimia]], [[Stoner|A stoner]], Laffy Taffy, [[Lithium|Lithium-Ion]], [[Ramen|Ramen-Mania]], [[Slave]][[you are dead|kia]] and [[Slave]]knee[[a]] to become members. |
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*[[2003]] - [[Megatron]] destroys the earth, only to be remade by [[Ultra Jesus]]. |
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*[[2003]] - [[Megatron]] destroys the earth, only for it to be remade by [[Ultra Jesus]]. |
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*[[2004]] - I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus distributes '''[[Nintendo DS]]''' systems to cheering (m)asses in Nude York Shitty. |
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*[[2004]] - I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus distributes '''[[Nintendo DS]]''' systems to cheering (m)asses in Nude York Shitty. |
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*[[2100 AD - Before the End of Time|3503]] - God purchases Earth expansion pack, "Earth, 21st Century Terror" we all love him for that don't we? |
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*[[2100 AD - Before the End of Time|3503]] - God purchases Earth expansion pack, "Earth, 21st Century Terror" we all love him for that don't we? |
November 21: International Couch Potato Day
- 1783 - Oprah and Shoobily Boobily ze French Guy had the first untethered hot balls flight.
- 1847 - The Great Irish Potato Famine reduces the number of Couch Potatoes in Scotland and Ireland by 25%. Tragically, this results in a global Deep-fried Mars Bar recession.
- 1877 - Thomas Edison announced his invention of the pornograph.
- 1963 - Lee Harvey Oswald gets laid for the last time.
- 1963 - J.F.K. proclaims invincibility.
- 1969 - The first AARPNET link was established.
- 1987 - Oscar Wilde becomes the first person ever to be eaten by a grue and live. Annoyed, the grue eats him again.
- 1996 - Couch Potato Day is established to encourage nations to collectively sit on their asses watching pointless programs at the same time. Scheduled Programs for this day included 100 Ways to Watch Paint Dry, and 20 Things You Didnt Know About Carpet.
- 2002 - NATE-Oes invited Bulimia, A stoner, Laffy Taffy, Lithium-Ion, Ramen-Mania, Slavekia and Slavekneea to become members.
- 2003 - Megatron destroys the earth, only for it to be remade by Ultra Jesus.
- 2004 - I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus distributes Nintendo DS systems to cheering (m)asses in Nude York Shitty.
- 3503 - God purchases Earth expansion pack, "Earth, 21st Century Terror" we all love him for that don't we?
