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*500 BC - [[Greeks]] invent '''[[philosophy]]'''(filos=love, [[Sophia]])
 
*500 BC - [[Greeks]] invent '''[[philosophy]]'''(filos=love, [[Sophia]])
 
*479 BC - [[Sophia]] invents boobs , millions stare.
 
*479 BC - [[Sophia]] invents boobs , millions stare.
*[[284]] - '''Dodecahedron''' becomes [[Roman]] [[Emperor]].
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*284 - '''Dodecahedron''' becomes [[Roman]] [[Emperor]].
*[[403]] - The '''Hagia [[Sophia]]''' completed in '''Constantinople'''. Her majestic domes are just huge.
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*403 - [[Sophia|Hagia Sohpia]]''' completed in '''Constantinople'''. Her majestic domes are just huge.
*[[1453]] - Turks capture '''Constantinople''' and rename it '''Is Stan Bull''', adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia [[Sophia]].
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*1453 - Turks capture '''Constantinople''' and rename it '''Is Stan Bull''', adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia [[Sophia]].
*[[1910]] - [[Mexican Revolution]] begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
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*[[1910]] - '''Mexican Revolution''' begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
 
*[[1910]] - (about 1 o'clock PM): ''Siesta'' in [[Mexico]]. Revolution postponed.
 
*[[1910]] - (about 1 o'clock PM): ''Siesta'' in [[Mexico]]. Revolution postponed.
 
*[[1917]] - [[World War I]]: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the [[German]] Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
 
*[[1917]] - [[World War I]]: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the [[German]] Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
 
*[[1950]] - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
 
*[[1950]] - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
 
*[[1958]] - [[Sofia]] films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, [[Michael Jackson]] will purchase rights for the remake.
 
*[[1958]] - [[Sofia]] films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, [[Michael Jackson]] will purchase rights for the remake.
*[[1988]] - Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man wed
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*[[1988]] - '''Pac-Man''' and Miss. Pac-Man wed amid concerns over their identical surnames.
*[[2028]] - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Ms Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.
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*2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, '''Mrs Pac-Man''' disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.

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November 20: Sophia Day

  • 500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy(filos=love, Sophia)
  • 479 BC - Sophia invents boobs , millions stare.
  • 284 - Dodecahedron becomes Roman Emperor.
  • 403 - Hagia Sohpia completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.
  • 1453 - Turks capture Constantinople and rename it Is Stan Bull, adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia Sophia.
  • 1910 - Mexican Revolution begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
  • 1910 - (about 1 o'clock PM): Siesta in Mexico. Revolution postponed.
  • 1917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
  • 1950 - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
  • 1958 - Sofia films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, Michael Jackson will purchase rights for the remake.
  • 1988 - Pac-Man and Miss. Pac-Man wed amid concerns over their identical surnames.
  • 2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Mrs Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.
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