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*500 BC - [[Greeks]] invent '''[[philosophy]]'''(filos=love, [[Sophia]]) |
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*500 BC - [[Greeks]] invent '''[[philosophy]]'''(filos=love, [[Sophia]]) |
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*479 BC - [[Sophia]] invents boobs , millions stare. |
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*479 BC - [[Sophia]] invents boobs , millions stare. |
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*[[284]] - '''Dodecahedron''' becomes [[Roman]] [[Emperor]]. |
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*284 - '''Dodecahedron''' becomes [[Roman]] [[Emperor]]. |
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*[[403]] - The '''Hagia [[Sophia]]''' completed in '''Constantinople'''. Her majestic domes are just huge. |
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*403 - [[Sophia|Hagia Sohpia]]''' completed in '''Constantinople'''. Her majestic domes are just huge. |
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*[[1453]] - Turks capture '''Constantinople''' and rename it '''Is Stan Bull''', adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia [[Sophia]]. |
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*1453 - Turks capture '''Constantinople''' and rename it '''Is Stan Bull''', adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia [[Sophia]]. |
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*[[1910]] - [[Mexican Revolution]] begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all. |
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*[[1910]] - '''Mexican Revolution''' begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all. |
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*[[1910]] - (about 1 o'clock PM): ''Siesta'' in [[Mexico]]. Revolution postponed. |
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*[[1910]] - (about 1 o'clock PM): ''Siesta'' in [[Mexico]]. Revolution postponed. |
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*[[1917]] - [[World War I]]: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the [[German]] Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention. |
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*[[1917]] - [[World War I]]: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the [[German]] Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention. |
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*[[1950]] - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight. |
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*[[1950]] - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight. |
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*[[1958]] - [[Sofia]] films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, [[Michael Jackson]] will purchase rights for the remake. |
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*[[1958]] - [[Sofia]] films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, [[Michael Jackson]] will purchase rights for the remake. |
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*[[1988]] - Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man wed |
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*[[1988]] - '''Pac-Man''' and Miss. Pac-Man wed amid concerns over their identical surnames. |
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*[[2028]] - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Ms Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue. |
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*2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, '''Mrs Pac-Man''' disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue. |
