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Yoda

Talk funny, I do not.

November 10: Like Yoda Talking, International Day of, International Videogame Day

  • 1604 - Shakespeare says, "To be, or to be not."
  • 1863 - Gettysburg at, Abraham Lincoln declares "Our Fathers this continent a new nation brought forth, proposition that equality all men have and liberty was conceived therein, seven and four score years ago."
  • 1927 - Lenin accidentally orders execution of 10,000 Russian oligarchs imitating master Yoda with the words "Execute, do not, forgive".
  • 1940 - Winston Churchill proclaims, "On the beaches, fight them, we will."
  • 1962 - President John F. Kennedy says "Moon we choose in this decade to go, easy not because of, but hard."
  • 1965 - The Rolling Stones release Satisfaction I cannot get.
  • 1967 - Mick Jagger states, "To meet you, pleased I am. Guess my name, hope you I."
  • 1969 - Created, Sesame Street was.
  • 1984 - Watching you, Big Brother is.
  • 1992 - Michael Stipe declares, "In the corner, me that is. In the spotlight, me that is. Losing my religion, I am."
  • 1994 - Born he was, the Foosa of eighty, the human name of Andrew Donohue, he assumed. Cared, nobody did.
  • 1997 - Bjork "Full of love, all is."
  • 1998 - President Bill Clinton states "Sexual relations with that woman, I had not"
  • 1998 - Britney Spears sings "One more time baby, hit me you shall."
  • 2000 - Aerosmith sings "Like a lady, Dude looks." and "A gun, Janie's got."
  • 2002 - President Bush declares "Attack Iraq, that we must."
  • 2003 - Condoleeza Rice declares "Smoking gun we do not want if shape of mushroom cloud it may be."
  • 2004 - Tony Blair declares "Find WMD's, we must!"
  • 2005 - Kanye West declares "Care about black people, George Bush does not."
  • 2005 - Deny the above claim, George Bush does.
  • 2005 - Bush declares "Uh, um, forget my line I did." Yoda , "Lost a line, President Bush has. Very embarrasing it is, very embarrasing," replies.
  • 2006 - 5 hours after the Playstation 3 was released, bankrupt, Sony becomes. (or a crapload of money Sony gets, one of those, hmm?).
  • 2008 - Cancer Weebul Bull dies of.
  • 2009 - President Obama said "Do it we can".
  • 2009 - Released to public, Modern Warfare 2 was supposed to be. Not released, it was. Riot, the nerds do.