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*[[1578]] – [[Puritan|Martin Frobisher]] sails from [[England]] to [[Sasquatchewan|Frobisher Bay]], [[Canada]]. He is stunned to find somewhere he's never been named after himself.
 
*[[1578]] – [[Puritan|Martin Frobisher]] sails from [[England]] to [[Sasquatchewan|Frobisher Bay]], [[Canada]]. He is stunned to find somewhere he's never been named after himself.
 
*[[1830]] – The first [[cigarette]]s are introduced and are approved by the [[Surgeon General]] as a treatment for pink lung disease.
 
*[[1830]] – The first [[cigarette]]s are introduced and are approved by the [[Surgeon General]] as a treatment for pink lung disease.
*[[1812]] – [[Great grease fire of 1812|Great Grease Fire of 1812]] occurs as the [[world]] mourns for the porn magazines destroyed in the [[blaze]].
 
 
*[[1884]] – John Harvey Kellogg, after seeing a field of [[corn]] covered in [[Snow White|flakes of snow]], patents yogurt enemas and pornflakes. (''pictured'')
 
*[[1884]] – John Harvey Kellogg, after seeing a field of [[corn]] covered in [[Snow White|flakes of snow]], patents yogurt enemas and pornflakes. (''pictured'')
 
*[[1924]] – [[Soviet Union|The Soviet Union]] signs an agreement with the [[Chinese]] [[government]], designating [[Mongolia|Outer Mongolia]] as ''One of the funniest place-names in the world''.
 
*[[1924]] – [[Soviet Union|The Soviet Union]] signs an agreement with the [[Chinese]] [[government]], designating [[Mongolia|Outer Mongolia]] as ''One of the funniest place-names in the world''.

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Pornflakes

May 31: Feast Day of the Rancid Aardvark in the Czech Republic; Fast Food and Baseball Appreciation Day in the United States; World No Tobacco Day

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